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713nervy
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10:52p, 12/2/24
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change sexes every time you sneezed or not know the difference between a baby and a muffin?

What about ejaculating one tadpole-sized sperm every time you - ya know - or a hundred regular-sized ones that can all talk?
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gabehcoud
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10:59p, 12/2/24
not knowing the difference between a baby and a muff would have quite serious legal ramifications as i'm not a billionaire or a politician. so give me the sex sneeze.
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11:04p, 12/2/24
Could I ask people if it's a baby or a muffin?

The other sounds like it would be exhausting.
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In reply to Lex • 11:10p, 12/2/24
What's exhausting about changing from an inny/outy at will? In the case of involuntary sneeze, just fix it back with purposeful sneeze when inconvenient. I could potentially double my self diddle enjoyment.
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11:13p, 12/2/24
I think society has set up enough safeguards that the baby/muffin thing wouldn't be much of a problem
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11:18p, 12/2/24
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I updated the OP to add a second one.
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Ginormus Ag
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11:28p, 12/2/24
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How big are my boobs after I sneeze?
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In reply to Ginormus Ag • 12:55a, 12/3/24
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Ginormus Ag said:
How big are my boobs after I sneeze?


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1:19a, 12/3/24
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I'll go withi the sneeze thing and would totally finger bang myself.
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In reply to 713nervy • 8:48a, 12/3/24
Wow. This is super transphobic. Pretty disappointing.
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8:50a, 12/3/24
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Somebody must have eaten lots of gummies to think of that
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10:59a, 12/3/24
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Not sure what the OP is smoking but that's really creative but also very obvious. Tadpole size squirter is the way to go and changing gender with every sneeze.
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11:03a, 12/3/24
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Will she swallow once I tell her it's only one sperm rather than millions?
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In reply to Talon2DSO • 6:28p, 12/3/24
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Talon2DSO said:
Not sure what the OP is smoking but that's really creative but also very obvious. Tadpole size squirter is the way to go and changing gender with every sneeze.

Wish I could claim them but I read them in a book.
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In reply to Talon2DSO • 9:57p, 12/3/24
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Talon2DSO said:
Not sure what the OP is smoking but that's really creative but also very obvious. Tadpole size squirter is the way to go and changing gender with every sneeze.


So what if you edged l? Would tadpole just crest a lil bit?

(Nobody has to answer that, I'm just asking questions here.)
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10:57p, 12/3/24
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I would rather ejaculate a tadpole into a muffin every time I hear 100 babies.
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9:08a, 12/4/24
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No one has asked the most important question yet.

What color is the muffin???
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In reply to 713nervy • 9:18a, 12/4/24
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Nervy, I think the question is which would you rather, and why?

Difficult to decipher without that knowledge…
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9:22a, 12/4/24
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supreme court justice openly admitted in public she doesnt know what a woman is because she's not a biologist
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9:40a, 12/4/24
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I would go with the sneeze thing just to see what the other side is like.
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In reply to Fins Up! • 9:45a, 12/4/24
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Fins Up! said:
Nervy, I think the question is which would you rather, and why?

Difficult to decipher without that knowledge…

I think I'd rather not know the difference between a baby and a muffin because I don't like babies OR muffins and tend to avoid both.

As far as the second, man, I don't know. The first one would be painful. And the second one, they'd all be like "nervy nooooooo don't kill us!" when I went to dispose of them and then I'd feel bad.
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9:53a, 12/4/24
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In reply to 713nervy • 10:02a, 12/4/24
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I think I would do the sneeze thing, then I could change between being a lesbian to a straight male. Allergy season may cause me to rethink this.

I would assume the tadpole would still create pleasure, right? Or not? It would be important to know. However, the second option creates a bit of a quandary. No haploid cells are leaving me at this juncture, post a visit to Dr. V, but as a hypothetical I do not want the gametes to speak.
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713nervy
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In reply to Fins Up! • 11:35a, 12/4/24
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It's a tadpole coming out of your pee hole. The pleasure is otherwise the same in both circumstances.
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tandy miller
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11:42a, 12/4/24
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1. Sneeze and turn into girl
2. Start onlyfans and show butthole
3. Make millions
4. Sneeze again, now I'm a dude and the porn girl doesn't exist anymore
5. ?
6. Profit
FJB
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In reply to tandy miller • 11:58a, 12/4/24
Sounds like you have a game plan.

The catch
To register on OnlyFans, you will need a government-issued photo ID like a passport, driver's license, or identification card to verify your identity during the sign-up process, as they require users to be 18 years or older to create an account.
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In reply to Lex • 12:29p, 12/4/24
What a world. You need an ID to get naked on the internet but not to vote.
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In reply to CC09LawAg • 12:52p, 12/4/24
Definitely crazy.
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1:05p, 12/4/24
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Tadpole is WAY too big. How loud are the talkers?


The muffin and baby one is funny. Reminds me of a book: The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat. Interesting read on neurological brain dysfunctions.
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In reply to Lex • 1:40p, 12/4/24
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Lex said:
Sounds like you have a game plan.

The catch
To register on OnlyFans, you will need a government-issued photo ID like a passport, driver's license, or identification card to verify your identity during the sign-up process, as they require users to be 18 years or older to create an account.
Well that sucks.
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In reply to CC09LawAg • 1:51p, 12/4/24
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CC09LawAg said:
What a world. You need an ID to get naked on the internet but not to vote.

Where do you not need an ID to vote?
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In reply to 713nervy • 2:30p, 12/4/24
I know you're being intentionally obtuse as that is your schtick, but:

Voter ID Laws

Quote:
Thirty-six states have laws requesting or requiring voters to show some form of identification at the polls. The remaining 14 states and Washington, D.C., use other methods to verify the identity of voters.
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In reply to CC09LawAg • 5:35p, 12/4/24
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Is it??
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In reply to vin1041 • 5:53a, 12/5/24
vin1041 said:
I would go with the sneeze thing just to see what the other side is like.


You can ask yourself to make you a sammich.
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