Do you use toilet seat covers?

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1:09p, 12/11/24
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On public restrooms?

I prefer direct contact with the cold seat.

Spare me the "I don't poop in public restrooms" commentary. Nothing better than crapping on the company's dime!
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In reply to Aggie Therapist • 1:17p, 12/11/24
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Aggie Therapist said:
I prefer direct contact with the cold seat.
But how do you feel about pre-warmed seats?
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In reply to Ryan the Temp • 1:22p, 12/11/24
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Ryan the Temp said:
Aggie Therapist said:
I prefer direct contact with the cold seat.
But how do you feel about pre-warmed seats?
It truly wows me to see how far we have come as a species and society when someone is courteous enough to pre warm for me. We are no longer savages and it is heart warming to have reminders like this from time to time.
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I'm gonna get me one of those fancy Japanese toilets one day with the seat warmer.

That or get my lawn guy, Pablo, to come in and sit on it for me to warm it up.
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We have them out for guests at the house but they are seldom used. I'm thinking about making a decorative sign.
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2:29p, 12/11/24
Heck yes!!

Especially on cold mornings!

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In reply to Aggie Therapist • 2:32p, 12/11/24
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Aggie Therapist said:
On public restrooms?

I prefer direct contact with the cold seat.

Spare me the "I don't poop in public restrooms" commentary. Nothing better than crapping on the company's dime!
I don't poop in public restrooms.

Oh and I usually do my duty at home between 8 and 8:30 or between 4 and 5, so technically it is on company's dime.
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In reply to AgTrip • 2:37p, 12/11/24
Is that a phone holster?

Also, that thing is a furry Petri dish
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 2:42p, 12/11/24
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maroon barchetta said:
Is that a phone holster?

Also, that thing is a furry Petri dish
It has a sanitary lift handle though.
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2:59p, 12/11/24
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For 40 years I wouldn't use a public toilet for #2.
Of course, I use a seat cover.
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In reply to maroon barchetta • 3:34p, 12/11/24
maroon barchetta said:
Is that a phone holster?

Also, that thing is a furry Petri dish
You need a place to holster your phone when you wiping!
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In reply to AgTrip • 4:51p, 12/11/24
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AgTrip said:
Heck yes!!

Especially on cold mornings!



Should come in brown
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5:01p, 12/11/24
I have one of my butlers sit on the toilet seat and I sit on the butler's legs.
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Your moms chest is usually warm enough for me. No ass gasket.
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In reply to Claude! • 5:35p, 12/11/24
Claude! said:
I have one of my butlers sit on the toilet seat and I sit on the butler's legs.
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In reply to gigemags-99 • 2:16p, 12/12/24
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It does... eventually.
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In reply to Aggie Therapist • 6:49p, 12/12/24
So, you're a sit down commodian?
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7:18p, 12/12/24
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ass gaskets
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In reply to Claude! • 7:48p, 12/12/24
Claude! said:
I have one of my butlers sit on the toilet seat and I sit on the butler's legs.
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Did some further research on this…

Accordingly to the Certified Representatives of American Protologists (CRAP) it is best to avoid hovering over public toilet seats. A prolonged squatting position engages muscles in the legs and sphincter. This practice can cause unneeded strain in these muscles resulting in discomfort, agitation, and possibly a prolapsed butthole. It can also lead to hemorrhoids and anal fissures causing even more discomfort.


*I am not a doctor and this post should not be construed as medical advice.
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Martin Q. Blank
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In reply to Ryan the Temp • 12:49p, 12/18/24
Ryan the Temp said:
Aggie Therapist said:
I prefer direct contact with the cold seat.
But how do you feel about pre-warmed seats?
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