Passing gas on an airplane

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What's the etiquette for this?

Do you let it go silently then be the first one to say "omg that smells so awful!"….so no one assumes it was you?

Crop dust the entire plane on the way to the bathroom?

Or go to the bathroom and let it rip in there? If you are on a window seat, is disturbing everyone really worth a fart in the bathroom?
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Yes
ABATTBQ11
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Go to the front and do it in the direction of the cockpit. That's why they have the oxygen masks
et98
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Direct it toward the lady who brought her crying baby onto the plane
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I always feel bad because I've been in the crying baby scenario.

But I have AirPod Pros and they are great!
Caesar4
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Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
BartInLA
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You're not smelling gas that is technically jet fuel.
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ABATTBQ11 said:

Go to the front and do it in the direction of the cockpit. That's why they have the oxygen masks


Why do you think they make an announcement that congregating in the forward galley is prohibited? That's how you get on a no fly list
toucan82
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This is why you should bring smelly food with you

I didn't let one rip, that's just the fish tacos I brought
GAC06
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Your farts smell like fish tacos?
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I usually giggle a little after a well executed SBD in coach.
MadDog73
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Was at MBB game tonight and guy in front of me ripped one during the National Anthem.
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Crop dust the isle 100%. Spreading the love.
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toucan82 said:

This is why you should bring smelly food with you

I didn't let one rip, that's just the fish tacos I brought


Nothing better than the slob bringing a double double with onion or a shrimp fried rice on a plane.
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I like the reactions when I rip a really smelly one in public. They try bravely to ignore it, but a few can't help but react with the krinkled nose thing. It used to be funny to me until one miscalculation. Long story short, I don't do it anymore.
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Sir William SHATself
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MadDog73 said:

Was at MBB game tonight and guy in front of me ripped one during the National Anthem.

Bombs bursting in air.
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I just let it go. Sometimes they're silent but sometimes I rip em. There's typically someone in the immediate vicinity that looks like they're automatically guilty due to appearance. Just go that route.
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FatZilla said:

Crop dust the isle 100%. Spreading the love.


If you're doing that over a whole island, you probably have a medical issue.
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Crop dusting is fun!
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I just let them go.

I was on a flight to Pensacola a few years ago and I swear the guy in front of me **** his pants. He then got up to go to the restroom and was there for awhile. It was a small jet too. Pretty much lingered the rest of the flight.
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Do your farts sound like mud hitting curtains?
Tex Ag 81
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Crop dusting.
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The Kraken said:

Do your farts sound like mud hitting curtains?

Travel Scrabble pieces hitting the floor
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VP at Pierce and Pierce said:

toucan82 said:

This is why you should bring smelly food with you

I didn't let one rip, that's just the fish tacos I brought


Nothing better than the slob bringing a double double with onion or a shrimp fried rice on a plane.


My family recently flew and while we were taxiing a smell hit us all. I looked at my kids and said "please tell me that that smell did not just come out of one of yall…"
I knew that if it did we were gonna have a biological incident in an airplane lav. Then I noticed the land manatee across the aisle had opened up a very large, steaming plate of beef and broccoli. Who tf eats beef and broccoli on an airplane?
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I'm going to breakout some deviled eggs and tuna on our trip to Disney this fall.

I hope you're on our flight.
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GAC06 said:

Your farts smell like fish tacos?
I wish I was that lucky
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aftershock said:


My family recently flew and while we were taxiing a smell hit us all. I looked at my kids and said "please tell me that that smell did not just come out of one of yall…"
I knew that if it did we were gonna have a biological incident in an airplane lav. Then I noticed the land manatee across the aisle had opened up a very large, steaming plate of beef and broccoli. Who tf eats beef and broccoli on an airplane?
Laughing way harder than I should be. That's gold, Jerry.
Leeman
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Looking forward to my trip to San Jose in the morning. Should I get some Taco Bell before hand ?
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Drink a bunch of whiskey the night before the Taco Bell

You'll be ****ting yourself boarding the plane
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I let a few rip on a flight last year, my wife commented that the person sitting in front of her was farting a lot.

I just nodded in agreement.
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You people are slipping…….

Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
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Got a couple 4 hr flights to and from commiefornia in the next few days. Already eating spicy breakfast burritos today to stock up for the rides.
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Tree Hugger said:

I let a few rip on a flight last year, my wife commented that the person sitting in front of her was farting a lot.

I just nodded in agreement.


Winning !
PDEMDHC
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George Carlin recommends a test fart.

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