713nervy said:
Why don't ghosts play more farting pranks? If I were a ghost, every time someone bent over to pick something up I'd make a fart noise.
Ghosts aren't real. That might be why.
Just drank a whole bunch of wine
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Ghosts aren't real. That might be why.
Art is an expression by someone in a creative but calculated way.713nervy said:
What is art? Is nature considered art? Or is it only what we make? What if a penguin walks in paint and then onto a canvas - is that art? Does it have to be intentional? Cuz I don't think that penguin intended to do art.
a picture of your dad713nervy said:
What's a funny tattoo to get on a butt cheek?
713nervy said:
If you were a foreigner coming to this country with a name you knew was too difficult to pronounce for English speakers and you had to choose a new name to go by, what would it be?
I don't think I like the name Carl, don't choose that one. The name itself kind of creeps me out but I can't explain why.
Stupid question
713nervy said:
What's Prince William's wife's name? Kate Beckinsale? Did we ever figure out what's going on with her health? Is she better?
I don't know who either of those people are
another stupid question713nervy said:
Are Smurf's still a thing? Does Smurf smut exist? If so, gross.
713nervy said:
Do people visit Alaska during the winter?
Yes
713nervy said:
You come home one day to find a seagull in your house and you have no idea how it got there. The next day there's two. How many days would it take for you to figure out that someone was playing a prank on you?
3 days
Ginormus Ag said:
Do you work in a freezer?
No, I work in a law office
713nervy said:
Why did it become a big deal for humans to have straight teeth? Did Big Braces get an influx in their marketing budget one day and decide to make straight teeth the new standard in beauty?
Because straight teeth are more attractive
No
713nervy said:
How many worms would it take to devour a medium sized apple? And how long? That would be SO boring to watch.
6 worms, 21 hours
713nervy said:
Are there dogs in the military? Can ANY kind of dog join the military?!
Yes, no
713nervy said:
What do you envision for your funeral? Burial or cremation? Did you know that they can bury your ashes?! Isn't that weird?
Don't care, I'll be dead
I order strawberry as long as there are not chunks of strawberry713nervy said:
How did strawberry get to be the third standard milkshake offering along with chocolate and vanilla? Why not banana? Or caramel? Does anyone ever actually order strawberry? I don't believe it.
for sure713nervy said:
My dentist told me that drinking soda, coffee or tea through a straw doesn't actually help keep your teeth white. Isn't that lame?
probably713nervy said:
OOOHH what about a honey milkshake? Would that be any good?
713nervy said:
What's a can't miss thing to do where you live? That if you only had time to do one thing, it would be this?
Hook up with a fat Mexican chick (San Antonio)
713nervy said:
How many sits in the lifetime of a toilet seat? How frequently are you supposed to change out the toilet seat in the first place?
23,437. Every 5 years.
no713nervy said:
Do you ever see shapes in the clouds? I swear people are just making that **** up
There is a strong correlation between women being psychos and also being sex-crazed maniacs who are able to have multiple orgasms. If you find one, don't marry her or get her pregnant, but have as much sex with her as possible for as long as you possibly can. Pro tip: let her physically hurt you if she wants. It actually makes it even better.Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
Oh got a great question.
Why is the best sex always with a psycho chick?
I mean like damn!!!!!
Psycho and also a ginger!!!! Balls be looking like 2 way over ripe prunes.
713nervy said:
Can inanimate things be 'sexy'? Is there such thing as a sexy tree or a sexy chair? Trees don't even have butts
Not in my opinion. For something to be sexy, requires the accompaniment of an attractive woman.
stupid post. Why even post thatsuperunknown said:713nervy said:
Are there dogs in the military? Can ANY kind of dog join the military?!
I bet air bud would be a great serviceman.
713nervy said:
How did strawberry get to be the third standard milkshake offering along with chocolate and vanilla? Why not banana? Or caramel? Does anyone ever actually order strawberry? I don't believe it.
I order strawberry. It's my favorite flavor. It is a very popular flavor and regarding as the flavor for people with exquisite tastes.
Y'all should get a room next time
713nervy said:
What's a funny tattoo to get on a butt cheek?
I prefer strawberry milkshakes713nervy said:
How did strawberry get to be the third standard milkshake offering along with chocolate and vanilla? Why not banana? Or caramel? Does anyone ever actually order strawberry? I don't believe it.
Who actually was doing the drinking here last night?!?
I was very tired.
Tired from wrestling corkscrews out of bottles?
maroon barchetta said:
Tired from wrestling corkscrews out of bottles?
I think MD 20/20 has a screw cap.
the most cool guy said:
Ask me anything
Where do you think Nervy falls on the hot-crazy matrix?
Tecolote said:the most cool guy said:
Ask me anything
Where do you think Nervy falls on the hot-crazy matrix?
Good question.
Based on pictures she has posted in the past, and based on her psycho far-left feminist posting habits….I am not going to rate her by number because that would be pretty rude, but I would (personally, just in my opinion) put her in the no-go zone or slightly into the danger zone if she's wearing makeup.
How's the Day After going?
Athanasius said:
How's the Day After going?
Terribly depressing movie.
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