Thursday - Merry Christmas Texags!

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713nervy said:

I wrapped a realistic dildo and put it in the present pile for my sister to open in front of the whole family later. Looking forward to that.

How did this go?
dabo man
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I'm getting old. I couldn't finish my All-Star Special at Waffle House. Only made it about 40% of the way through the waffle. Ate everything else (scrambled eggs, grits, whole wheat toast, sausage patties). Wound up napping after I got home.
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Just ordered Benny this shirt off of ebay. It obviously won't make it for Christmas, but he'll love it. Tanya always gave him a tshirt for Christmas. I'll give him one for New Years.

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Jbob04 said:

713nervy said:

I wrapped a realistic dildo and put it in the present pile for my sister to open in front of the whole family later. Looking forward to that.

How did this go?

As she opened it, my oldest niece yelled "it's the wrong color!" because it was white. My black BIL (sister's husband) just shook his head and did NOT smile, which made it funnier. Thank you for asking.
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dabo man said:

I'm getting old. I couldn't finish my All-Star Special at Waffle House. Only made it about 40% of the way through the waffle. Ate everything else (scrambled eggs, grits, whole wheat toast, sausage patties). Wound up napping after I got home.

This sounds like a wonderful day. I wish there was a Waffle House in my neck of the woods.
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713nervy said:

Jbob04 said:

713nervy said:

I wrapped a realistic dildo and put it in the present pile for my sister to open in front of the whole family later. Looking forward to that.

How did this go?

As she opened it, my oldest niece yelled "it's the wrong color!" because it was white. My black BIL (sister's husband) just shook his head and did NOT smile, which made it funnier. Thank you for asking.

Fantastic
ARKY AGGIE
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AtticusMatlock said:

Some hillbilly in Arkansas won the Powerball last night.



Wasn't me!
BTHO bacon bits!!!
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Go Broncos! We made the Queen of the Chiefs weep last night! Hopefully they won't show her 50x a game anymore.

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I'm hoping he retires and/or they break up. I can't take another season of the hype. And Chiefs tickets currently start around $400 a piece... for a chance to be in the same building as Taylor Swift.

I want to take Benny to a Chiefs game so he can appreciate the madness. He's only been to baseball games. Chiefs fans are HARDCORE.
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$400 is cheaper than a ticket to her concerts.
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I really hoped we would kick their ass. We could have played better but we outplayed them.
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