AgFrogfan said:

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Roll the Bones said:

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My fellow Czech Dobes is playing so well.

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Jak Se Mas?

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Dobre!

Shorty!

TONTOS just slapped a Law of the Woods with a shorty!!!

This looks like an All Star game.

If you like your ice hockey cold & crispy, you've found the right spot!

5-5 2nd Intermission - It's a Squatchfest. Strap on your snow-shoes, eat your sno-cones, and warm your hockey heart.

Hockey is glorious. = )

"The Mayo Clinic called, they can't find their healthcare funding"

Canoe Paddlers finally respond!!!

Denvers over Dylans in Game 1.

I bet Under 6 goals in Colo v Minn

AgFrogfan said:

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Did you see Jackie Redmond interviewing postgame and mentioned the canadiens "bold strategy"?!?

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I didn't but that's funny

Tonight should be interesting after what we witnessed in the Avs/Wild game last night.

Monday Night Hockey Time! 4 May 2026 - NHL Playoffs Round 2
Here We Go!


Flyers vs Hurricanes - 6:00pm CST ESPN - Game #2
Current series: 1-0 'Canes on top
- My key players to watch: Logan Stankoven #22 (CAR) & Jamie Drysdale #9 (PHI)
* Update! Drysdale slings the vulcanized rubber into the net! PP Goal.
*Update! - William Penn is smiling somewhere. Fly's follow up goal! 2-0 Philthy Phils
- Current Clock: 13:40 1st period
* Update - Ehlers gets the 'Canes on the scoreboard. 2-1 - 8:00 1st period
* Update- 2-1 1st Intermission 2nd Intermission
*Update!! Jarvis knots it up with a Hurrican goal at the 8:40 mark 3rd period!!!
- Current Clock: 4:30 to go 3rd period.
*Update!! Regulation has ended with a 2-2 slugfest. 3rd Intermission going into OT!
Final Update!!! Carolina gets a rebound and buries the puck at last. 3-2 is your final!

Ducks vs Golden Knights - 8:30pm CST ESPN - Game #1
Current series: First affair! 0-0 Let's Go!!!
- My key players to watch: Cutter Gauthier #61 (ANA) & Jack Eichel #9 (LV)
*Update- Puck off, skates on! PP Ducks 18:45 1st period.
*Non-scoring Update- 1st Intermission of play stands pat with two eggs. 0-0 = )
*Update!! Backdoor pass to Howden notches Sin City 1st on the board. 1-0
*Update - Same score, 4:00 2nd period
*2nd Intermission, same differential. 1-0 City of Lost Wages leading through first 2 periods.
*Scoring update! The Duckies equalize and the Glittering Gulch respond immediately. 4:45 3rd period.
2-1 currently.
*Final Update!!! Gouge City with an empty netter as clock expires after a valiant effort by the Ducks. Great game.



*May the 4th be with you!

*Edits for Updates

Drop that Puck Zebra!!!! Let's get icy

Current score: 2-1 - Philly Fly's lead! 2nd Period puck drop coming right up!

Goalies Andersen and Vladar are playing out of their minds

Orange County Ducks riding that wave! Quacks equalize 1-1 6:00 3rd period!!!

*Edit- And just like that Las Vegas responds! 2-1 4:30 3rd period

Can I just note that the Ducks current uniforms are f***ing hideous?

Their original purple, teal, and silver color scheme was much better.

I say that as a Sharks fan who utterly loathes the Ducks.

Cinco de Mayo Juego de Hockey en Martes por la Noche!
- NHL Playoffs 2026, Round 2/Game 2

***Kick off your boots, grab your favorite beverages of choice, and enjoy the game tonight! ***


Wild vs Avalanche - 7:00pm CST ESPN

* Current Series: 1-0 Colorado leads after an EPIC Game 1 with a 9-6 outcome!
- Players to watch: Kirill Kaprizov #97 Left Wing (MIN) & Nathan Mackinnon #29 Center (COL)
- MIN Net Minder status: Wallstedt rides the pine, Gustavsson to start game 2
** Here we go! **

*Update- Necas snaps a backhander! 1-0 COL
*Double Update!! Kaprizov responds immediately with a goal of his own!! 1-1 tied 17:00 1st period
*Update: Colorado PP - MIN high-sticking 11:50 1st period
GOAL! Landeskog with the score 2-1 Avs up
*Update - Minnesota PP - COL Holding 6:43 1st period
- COL PK
*Update - 1st Intermission - Mile High city up 2-1
*Update! - Nick Roy with a frozen wrister for the Avs: 3-1 - 18:00 2nd period
*Update - 2nd Intermission - Avs 3 to Wilds 1
*Scoring Update! Nathan MacKinnon slaps a laser and gets a stick defection. 4-1 Rocky Mountain High!
*Scoring Update - Johannson & the Wild answer back. 4-2 COL leads 5:00 3rd period
****Final Update!! Colorado buries an empty netter as time expires to take a 2-0 lead on 'Sota!
Game 2 Final Score: Avs 5 - Wild 2





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Hello Hockey Hump Day! 6 May 2026 - NHL Playoffs Round 2 Games 1 & 2


Habs vs Sabres 6:00pm CST TNT
Current Series: 0-0 Game 1
Players to watch: Nick Suzuki #14 Center (MTL) & Tage Thompson #72 Center (BUF)

*Scoring Update! Josh Doan with a backdoor goal: 1-0 Buffs!
**Scoring Update! Ryan McLeod with another backdoor goal! 2-0 Sabres!
***Scoring Update! Suzuki backdoors the Buffs! 2-1 BUF up - 00:33 1st period 1st Intermission
****Scoring Update: 3-1 Sabres & then 4-1 Sabres 8:00 2nd period
*****Scoring Update 4-2 Final


Ducks vs Golden Knights 8:30pm CST TNT
Current Series: Las Vegas leads 1-0
Players to watch: Cutter Gauthier #61 Left-Wing (ANA) & Jack Eichel #9 Center (LV)

*Update: 1st Intermission, Egg vs Egg
*Beckett Senneke #45 Quacks up the Ducks 1-0 8:00 2nd period!

*Update - Harkins empty nets the city of fake neon lights. 3-0 Ducks Fly together. 3:00 3rd period

*Final Update Hockey Humpers - Orange County $Bills > Clark County Casino Money - 3-1 Outcome! Series Evened.




*Edits for Updates

Sabres rattle in the first goal!!! Go Buffalo!!!

Another backdoor from Buffalo! McLeod with the put in.

Ducks Fly together! 1-0 Quackles

8:00 2nd period

Kenny Albert is a much better announcer than his dad but one has to wonder if the apple still bites the hooker.

Quack Quacks up yours Gouge City!!!! Ducks Fly together 2-0 Anaheim.

13:00 3rd period

Thursday Night Hockey - 7 May 2026

Hurricanes vs Flyers - 7:00pm CST TNT
Current Series: CAR leads 2-0

Scoring/Game Update - Staal takes the lead for the Canes - 1st Period in the books!
*1st Intermission
Scoring Update! Trevor Zegras equalizes the ice battle at 1-1 2nd period 16:00
Scoring Update!!! Chatfield slams in a shorthanded 1 timer to advanced 'Canes lead 2-1
- 3:30 2nd period
Game Update - 2nd Intermission, Tropical Storms lead 2-1 after 2 periods of play!
Scoring Update! Svechnikov drills in some insurance for the 'Canes! 3-1 CAR leads
- 13:40 3rd period
Scoring Update! Ehlers gets in on the scoring box for Hurricanes! 4-1 Carolina Reapers
- 10:00 3rd period *Desperation mode for the Philthy Flyers!
Final Update - Carolina 'Canes put on an absolute hockey clinic to crush Philly 4-1!!!

*Tomorrow nights matchups: Habs vs Sabres (6:00pm) & Golden Knights vs Ducks (8:30pm)



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Carolina Shorty!!!

It's a TOTAL SLUGFEST!!!!

Friday Night Hockey Lights! 8 May 2026 NHL Playoffs Round 2

Habs vs Sabres - 6:00pm CST on TNT
Current Series: 1-0 Buffalo
Players to watch: Tage "TNT" Thompson #72 Center (BUF) & "Slick Nick" Suzuki #14 Center (MTL)

*Scoring Update! Habs gifted with a trickler to take the early lead 1-0 - 15:40 1st period
**Scoring Update! Mike Matheson drills it past Alex Lyon for a rapid 2-0 advantage - 14:20 1st period
***Game Update: 2-0 Montreal Frogs in front. 1st Intermission
****Scoring Update: Newhook sneaks it through the backdoor for a 3-0 Frenchie lead. 14:00 2nd period
*****Scoring Update!! Zach Benson gets the Sabres crowd rattled up to close within 2 goals!! 3-1 Habs up (2nd Intermission)
******Scoring Update - Carrier snaps in a puck dart to give the Habs a 4-1 cushion. 13:00 3rd period to go
*******Scoring Update: "Slick Nick" habs it in for the empty netter. All Montreal tonight hockey fans! 5-1 2:45 to go 3rd period.
*Final Game 2 score Habs 5 - Sabres 1 "Oh Canada!"


Golden Knights vs Ducks - 8:30pm CST on TN/TruTV
Current Series: Tied 1-1
Players to watch: Jack "The Eichel Tower" Eichel #9 Center (VGK) & "Smooth Butter" Cutter Gauthier #61 Left-Wing (ANA)

*Scoring Update! Shea Theodore clobbers the first go ahead goal for Sin City! 1-0 score - 16:30 1st period
**Scoring Update - Braden McNabb gambles in a shorty to give Vegas a 2-0 lead! 6:30 1st period.
***Scoring Update- Mitch Marner cleans up the rebound and buries goal #3 before end of 1st period.
- 1st Intermission: 3-0 Golden Knights roasting some Ducks
****Scoring Update- Mitchy Marns point blank for Goal #2 on the icy puckfield! 4-0 Ducks getting proper quacked. 9:30 2nd period.
*****Scoring Update!!! - Mitch Marner lights it up for his 3rd net finder to secure his first Playoff Hatty Trick! 5-0 Knights plucking the Ducks, 2nd Intermission
******Scoring Update: Beckett Sennecke flaps the Duckies on the scoreboard board finally! 5-1 12:50 3rd period.
*******Scoring Update: Chris Kreider slaps the Knights for a top shelf net knuckle. 5-2 VGK 3:30 3rd period.
********Scoring Update - Howden with a long goodknight empty netter. Better luck next time Ducks. 6-2 VGK 1:00 3rd period.
* Final Score: 6-2 Vegas eatin' Foie Gras postgame

*Saturday Matchups: Hurricanes vs Flyers 5:00pm & Avalanche vs Wild 8:00pm (TNT)

*Edits for Updates
*Thanks to all the lurkers for the thread views.

2-0 Habs up early!

Newhook banks it in for a 3-0 Habs lead!

SHORTY for Gouge City!!! 2-0 VGK

***Hat trick WATCH***

Mitch Marner 2 Goals so far tonight! 10:00 2nd period

MITCHY MARNS MAD HATTER!!! 3 GOALS tonight hockey heads!

Saturday Night Hockey Stanley Cup Playoffs Skate your A$$es off! 9 May 2026

Hurricanes vs Flyers 5:00pm CST - TNT
Current Series: 'Canes 3-0 getting the clean sweep ready.
Players to Watch: Sebastian "Fishy" Aho #20 Center (CAR) & Travis "TK" Konecny #11 Right-Wing (PHI)

*Scoring Update! - The Phlie's Tyson Foerster #71 gets the 1st period goal! 1-0 10:00 1st period.
**Game Update - 2nd period just started still 1-0 Phlyers
***Scoring Update! Jackson Blake Scores!!!
****Game update: Zebras looking at a go- ahead scoring challenge from Jankowski (2-1)
- Goaltender Interference maintain 1-1 score.
*****Scoring/Game Update - 2-2 Stanky & Bump both scored respectively.
******Game Update! It's the 3rd Intermission, OT Let's Go!
*******Final Update!!! Blake pancakes the Flyers for a 3-2 OT Victory!!! Hurricanes can spin fast.


Avalanche vs Wild 8:00pm CST - TNT
Current Series: 2-0 'rado
Players to Watch: Nathan "The Dog" MacKinnon #29 Center (COL) & Kirill "The" Kaprizov #97 Left-Wing (MIN)

*Scoring Update: Kirill the Thrill gives the Wild a bravely advance. 1-0 Sotans'
**Scoring Update! The Southpaw Slammer Quinn Hughes gets the Northern Lights up 2-0 'Sotans = )
***Hartman gives the Grumpy Old Putzes a 3-0 Lead 14:30 2nd period - 10,000 Lakes Up!
****Scoring Updates: The Dog gets a bone and Faber shows a 'Sotan Favour. 4-1 WILD NUTS!
*****Game update - the miniature yeti's are trying to find a squatch
******Final Update: 5 Wild to 1 yeti.




*Updates for Edits