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Claude!
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1. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
2. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Based on events, I'm still a little iffy on the second one.
Ronnie
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  • The cockpit is the little room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits
  • A hospital is a big building with patients
  • If given a choice for dinner between steak and fish, choose the lasagna
  • Don't call people Shirley


Don't forget Headquarters, what is it? A big building where generals meet.
jokershady
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When I was young, Terminator 2 taught me its ok for a movie to make you cry.
CE Lounge Lizzard
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Ronnie said:

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  • The cockpit is the little room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits
  • A hospital is a big building with patients
  • If given a choice for dinner between steak and fish, choose the lasagna
  • Don't call people Shirley


Don't forget Headquarters, what is it? A big building where generals meet.
But, that's not important right now.
tysker
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In women's tennis you should always root against the heterosexual.
Flashdiaz
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That we landed on the moon.
Texaggie7nine
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Flashdiaz said:

That we landed on the moon.
And that John Denver is full of **** man.
7nine
Brian Earl Spilner
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jokershady said:

When I was young, Terminator 2 taught me its ok for a movie to make you cry.
I know now why you cry.
AustinAg2K
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Animal House taught me who really bombed Pearl Harbor.
CoolAggie
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Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Never to ask what's in the box.
A nice chianti pairs well with liver and fava beans.
The first rule for running a fight club.
What is a Royale with cheese.
The Pacific has no memory.

mrsbeer05
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How to pack- leave the gun, take the cannoli
Brian Earl Spilner
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You've Got Mail taught me that The Godfather is the answer to any question.
expresswrittenconsent
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mrsbeer05 said:

How to pack- leave the gun, take the cannoli

There's a movie called How to Pack?
Smokedraw01
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High Fidelity taught me that my guts have **** for brains.

The Last Crusade taught me that X always marks the spot.

And of course, the differences between a European and African Swallow.
Urban Ag
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Dumb and Dumber taught me to always ensure the toilet is functioning if you find yourself at someone else's house with an Havana Omelet on deck.
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TyHolden
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John Wick taught me how to be a badass.

The Matrix taught me what JW couldn't...ab-so****ing-lutely nothing.
$3 Sack of Groceries
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Keep them away from bright light.
Never get them wet.
And NEVER feed them after midnight.
cisgenderedAggie
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Fight Club provided the foundational basis for what would become the way I perceive life and society.

And American Psycho taught me how to appreciate women.
Thunder18
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I wear the mask, the mask does not wear me
ApachePilot
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Stand by Me taught me to never trust the normal train schedule.
rononeill
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Don't be late, it can be taken as a sign of disrespect.
ApachePilot
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Iron Eagle taught me to only fly listening to Queen
ApachePilot
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Trading Places showed me miracles can happen as a crippled vet was able to walk again with just the assistance of two friendly police.
Potcake
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Dyin' ain't much of a livin'

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time

Charlie don't surf

Everybody gotta die sometime

Head Ninja In Charge
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Before this movie, 8-year-old me was heating up the graham first like an idiot.
lazuras_dc
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Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and F the prom queen.
HoustonAg2106
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Anything worth doing is worth doing right
jokershady
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HoustonAg2106 said:

Anything worth doing is worth doing right
This movie taught that baseball umpires look like *****'s with little hats on
tysker
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Black men are too beaucoup
fido00
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Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Watch the guy with the crazy eyes.

Never trust Whitey.

What my special purpose is.

How to shoot women and children.
Jack Bristow
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Ronnie said:

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Roadhouse taught me to never stand directly in front of a stuffed bear.

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Pain don't hurt


Also:

Never underestimate your opponent, expect the unexpected

Take it outside, never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary

Be nice - until it is time to not be nice





His name....is Dalton
One Louder
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There's no crying in baseball.
NoahAg
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If you hit the brakes, he'll fly right by.

Always bet on black.

Police squad car doors are bulletproof.
BusterAg
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If you spend your life looking for the fountain of youth, you will miss out on life.

The knife belongs to the cook, not the kitchen.

The only bad thing about Santa Monica is too many damn vampires.

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exhist

The secret to success is hard work, and knowing the right people

The scicilians have dark eyes because of the Moores
 
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