Santa Clara

bearamedic99 said:

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Santa Clara

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You must've not learned to forget it when he's rollin

You should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar.

Some birds weren't meant to be caged.

whip cream makes a good bikini

bearamedic99 said:

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someone please fix this

Jaws taught me that you will always need a bigger boat.

Aliens taught me that they mostly come out at night. Mostly.

Blazing Saddles taught me where the white women were at.

Kelly's Heroes taught me to think positive thoughts.

if you build it, they will come.

Top Gun almost taught me that if you hit the brakes they will fly right by. That does not work on the highway.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off taught me that life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a awhile, you could miss it. Also, you can't respect someone who kisses your ass.

Dumbo taught me that my mom can be taken away from me.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms!

jokershady said:

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The only right answer!

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Thanks for the save. Talk about an upgrade

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.

BusterAg said:

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The only bad thing about Santa Monica is too many damn vampires.

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Santa Carla.

Santa Monica is where you go to watch the world die, but you learned that from a song not a movie.

I learned that you have to wait at least three days before calling a girl after getting her number.

Summer of '42.

Older women make beautiful lovers.

Actually I learned an extremely apropos lesson - or more of a saying - that applies in so many cases from

Silence of the Lambs.

Whenever you are trying to figure out some disgusting behavior or why someone does something with any victim group or even more normal attractions this applies:

"You covet what you see everyday".


Why do teachers boink students?
Why do priests molest altar boys?
Why do people have affairs with whoever?
Why does some non romantic relationship turn romantic for at least one person?
Why does some sick SOB get jealous and murder someone who never gave them attention or their lover?
etc. etc.

American Pie taught me that you should not ask for a slice of warm apple pie when at your friend's house.

J-Quob said:

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American Pie taught me that you should not ask for a slice of warm apple pie when at your friend's house.

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In the same vein.... "better make it 3 fingers"

Shortcuts are supposed to be a challenge, otherwise it would just be the way.

I learned that:

In this lifetime, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody except yourself.

It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

Sometimes nothing is a pretty cool hand.

It's good to the the king.

Never, ever feed your Mogwai after midnight and don't get them wet.

There is NO SEX in the Champagne Room!!

My Cousin Vinny taught me about the process of a murder case..

LostAg said:

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My Cousin Vinny taught me about the process of a murder case..

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It should have taught you about Marisa Tomei.

Chris Farley & David Spade taught me how to sell brake pads AND how to run a gubernatorial grassroots campaign.

I learned that a man can never just be friends with a woman because sex always gets in the way.

I learned that if you are in some militaristic organization and you are wearing a red shirt, you are a dead man walking.

I learned that no one will ever hear you screaming if you are in space.

I learned that the rose always goes in the front and that one does not screw with a winning streak.