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Greatest Movie Quote Of All Time?

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It's all right Taggart. Just a man and a horse being hung out there.
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"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"Keep Your Friends Close And Your Enemies Closer."

"It's Not Personal, Sonny. It's Strictly Business."
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
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That's some bad hat, Harry.
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"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."

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Gosh!!
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You're gonna need a bigger boat

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Wow.... 3 pages in, and no...

"Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die."
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"I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really: Get busy living, or get busy dying."

These two were pretty much taken from Tolkien, almost verbatim. It's amazing how most of the best lines in the movies were literally exactly the same as his writing:

"Pity? It was pity, that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."

"So do all who live see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."

"You shall not pass"

"I'll have what she's having."

Sam: "There's no way we are going on a plane to meet some woman who could be a crazy, sick lunatic! Didn't you see Fatal Attraction!"
Jonah: "You wouldn't let me!"
Sam: "Well I saw it, and it scared the **** out of me! It scared the **** out of ever man in America!"

I could fill up an entire page with my favorites from Almost Famous, but this scene is just amazing:


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YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Honestly that entire exchange could be included.
Brian Earl Spilner
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Quote:

"So do all who live see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
Set to Howard Shore's glorious music and best track of the trilogy. Superb scene.
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Paraphrasing

The plane's not important. What's important is the Jap sub. -Wild Bill Kellso
He shot down a sub. - General Stillwell to an aid, 1941
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Paraphrasing

The plane's not important. What's important is the Jap sub. -Wild Bill Kellso
He shot down a sub. - General Stillwell to an aid, 1941


I think we sank it. I saw it go under.
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This place makes Cambodia look like Kansas.
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'That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of…'
'Shampoo is better'
'We're going streaking…Bring your green hat'
'Obviously you're not a golfer'

'You tell 'em I'm coming', and hell's comin with me' - tombstone
'And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended from thy hand, that our feet shall quickly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.' - boondock saints
'Earn it' - saving private Ryan
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I love my dead gay son.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim

I'm really sorry your mom blew up.
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"We're on a mission from God"
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"The older you get, the more rules they try to get you to follow. You just got to keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N…"
"Let's go to Taco Cabana and get us something to eat..."
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Coffee is for Closers
The Porkchop Express
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Probably need a spinoff thread for best movie speeches, but :

Mann: Ray, people will come, Ray.
They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway, not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past.
"Of course, we won't mind if you look around," you'll say. "It's only twenty dollars per person." They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it. For it is money they have and peace they lack.

And they'll walk out to the bleachers, and sit in shirt-sleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game, and it'll be as if they'd dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick, they'll have to brush them away from their faces.

The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball.

America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time.

This field, this game -- it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again.

Ohhhhhhhh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come.
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Forgot about one of my favorites! Also a movie with many fantastic quotes:

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When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Staff - take out the trash.
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"Hollow?"
"Hollow."
"F*** it."
Life's an endless party, not a punch card.
Geriatric Punk
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HAHAHAHAHAH.

Literally posted mine without seeing yours. Great minds.
Life's an endless party, not a punch card.
The Porkchop Express
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Garrelli 5000 said:

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Big Trouble in Little China is the answer to every great movie question ever.


"What the hell does that mean? huh? China is here, I don't even know what the hell that means, all I know is this "Lo Pan" character comes out of thin air in the middle of a ******* alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth!"
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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Big Trouble in Little China is eminently quotable.

Lo Pan: Then Ching Dai will be happy and my curse will be lifted!
Jack Burton: And go off to rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, whichever comes first huh?

Jack Burton: Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?

Jack Burton: [speaking to Lo Pan] Are you crazy… Is that your problem?

Gracie: I'd go with you but…
Jack Burton: I know, there's a problem with your face

Jack Burton: This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.

Jack Burton: Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn… call the president.
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Garrelli 5000
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Geriatric Punk said:

HAHAHAHAHAH.

Literally posted mine without seeing yours. Great minds.
You know what Jack Burton always says...what the hell?!

Staff - take out the trash.
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"Is this Heaven?"

"No. It's Iowa."
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G Martin 87
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You can't go, all the plants are gonna die.

Lighten up, Francis.

Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
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"Somebody's gotta go back and get a sheet load of dimes"
 
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