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Introducing teen boys to Austin Powers

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Tanya 93
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They love this.

Despite asking me if this is a Boomer movie.

That is their insult to me. Since I am 10 years older than most of their parents.

I threatened to make salad instead of yummy junk food.

All apologized


Buffalo strips, poutine, popcorn, brownies, mini sliders, piab, a salad( hahahaha), and lots of Gatorade, soda, and sparkling water.






Yeah baby...




No school tomorrow.
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Tanya 93
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C@LAg said:

all they will remember:




I remember that too
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I saw Austin Powers 2 before I saw the original, and it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in a theater.
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One of the hardest laughs I've ever had and heard in the theater was the Jerry Springer scene with Dr Evil and Scottie.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

One of the hardest laughs I've ever had and heard in the theater was the Jerry Springer scene with Dr Evil and Scottie.


That scene
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We went to see the Spy Who Shagged Me as a team when we were in Austin for the baseball championship. A big group of guys watching that movie was a blast.
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Who does #2 work for!!!
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I always thought this was a stupid movie. Could never see what everyone else saw in it.
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Careful there guy. You'll blow an o-ring
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Really? I thought the hottest scene in the movie was Elizabeth Hurley saying, "behave."


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Just watched thunderball and from Russia with Love. Those were the two main movies that austin powers based on.
Had the short haired German woman, number two with the eye patch, blackmailing the world for $2 million, pressing a button to kill a minion who failed him, sharks (but none with laser beams on their heads), petting a cat.

And 007 being someone who would've been me-too'ed today.
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DallasTeleAg said:

Really? I thought the hottest scene in the movie was Elizabeth Hurley saying, "behave."





Would you like milk with your tea?

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Tanya 93 said:

They love this.

Despite asking me if this is a Boomer movie.

That is their insult to me. Since I am 10 years older than most of their parents.

I threatened to make salad instead of yummy junk food.

All apologized


Buffalo strips, poutine, popcorn, brownies, mini sliders, piab, a salad( hahahaha), and lots of Gatorade, soda, and sparkling water.






Yeah baby...




No school tomorrow.
Gen X, the forgotten generation.
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ABATTBQ11 said:

I always thought this was a stupid movie. Could never see what everyone else saw in it.


Maybe comedy just isn't for you.
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They're always after my lucky charms.

And this scene gets me every time:

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gigemags-99 said:

They're always after my lucky charms.

And this scene gets me every time:




A group of us used to work in the phrase "ritualistically shaved my testicles" any time we got the chance.

I still don't know what it means to make meat helmets.
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I remember watching the first one in College Station on a weekend. The theater was mostly guys. I remember when Austin was in the hot tub with Alotta ***ina and many groaned when she didn't completely come out of the tub. I laughed.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

One of the hardest laughs I've ever had and heard in the theater was the Jerry Springer scene with Dr Evil and Scottie.


You're the margarine of evil.

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When making fun of someone taking undo credit I'll usually drop a "he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark"
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gigemags-99 said:

When making fun of someone taking undo credit I'll usually drop a "he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark"


Excellent.
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You need to put Naked Gun next on the watchlist.
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Evacuation com………….evacuation com………..com…..com……evacuation complete
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DallasTeleAg said:

Really? I thought the hottest scene in the movie was Elizabeth Hurley saying, "behave."



Liz Hurley's instagram is worth a look.
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double aught said:

DallasTeleAg said:

Really? I thought the hottest scene in the movie was Elizabeth Hurley saying, "behave."



Liz Hurley's instagram is worth a look.
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I think people quote the movies more than even the Godfather series.
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Pretty sure I once had a fantasy baseball team called The Evil Petting Zoo.
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Quote:

Gatorade, soda, and sparkling water.

Thanks for the vodka mixers mom!

Great movie. Our main quotable was Billy Madison but this one is glorious for sure.
Staff - take out the trash.
Tanya 93
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I got multiple messages today.

My name is Dixie
Dixie Normous
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Tanya 93 said:

I got multiple messages today.

My name is Dixie
Dixie Normous


My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.
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"How dare you break wind before me?!?"
"I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn"
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My 9yr old boy LOVES rock, especially more classic stuff. I'm debating letting him see Wayne's World. There may be too many adult references that I don't want to explain.
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dreyOO said:

My 9yr old boy LOVES rock, especially more classic stuff. I'm debating letting him see Wayne's World. There may be too many adult references that I don't want to explain.


A sphincter says what?
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