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Fat ******* cracked me up when he was introduced.
maroon barchetta
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Cromagnum said:

Fat ******* cracked me up when he was introduced.


This.

And the introduction of Mini-Me
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gigemags-99 said:

"How dare you break wind before me?!?"
"I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn"
Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food. It just popped up to say hello and now it went back down belowwwww.
The Debt
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ABATTBQ11 said:

I always thought this was a stupid movie. Could never see what everyone else saw in it.

It's a parody. Ffs imagine saying Spaceballs was stupid.
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Bruce Almighty said:

Beckdiesel03 said:

I was trying to figure out a good older movie for my son's 11th birthday sleep over and while I dont think I can do Austin Powers with all of his friends just yet, the suggestion of Waynes World is a good one I had completely forgotten about. Any other suggestions would be appreciated. I dont mind cursing, but Im not sure of the other parents and more sexual based comedy movies just quite yet.
Young Guns or Tremors?

Wayne's World? You're gonna give them all erections.

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You must share your piab recipe.
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Had to search for it but

"…My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it."

and there it was on page juan, doh!
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Cromagnum said:

Fat ******* cracked me up when he was introduced.


That scene gets me every time. It gets even funnier on a rewatch after you know the fat ******* character. Dr Evil's introduction of him. The English Colonel with the stiff upper lip British accent. Fat ******* standing there in his Scottish guard uniform(kilt) with bagpipes yelling "YES SIR". That scene just has me laughing every time for some reason.
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Beckdiesel03 said:

I want to thank Tanya's post for giving me an idea for when my kids are a bit older and also Wayne's World was a huge hit with the 10/12 crowd. Only one kid had already seen it and it also reminded me of how much I loved this stupid movie. He has seen most of the movies recommend here bc I make him watch older movies with me and I don't know how I missed this one. Thanks again texags


Awww shucks
These times with our getting older kids are truly the best.

I have literally posted milestones all the time on this website for my Benny.

But I do think Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure or Gremlins are perfect for that age.

And Young Frankenstein



NOT THE THIRD SWITCH!
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Just pick 2 from this list:

Tommy Boy
Mask
Dumb & Dumber
Ace Ventura
Encino Man
In the Army Now
Biodome (surprisingly Pauly Shore resonates with this generation)
Shang High Noon
Rush Hour
Last Boyscout
Bulletproof
Happy Gilmore
Billy Madison
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My buddy and I would quote ace Ventura all the time, especially the scene when he's in the fish tank.

Also, the scene when he is at the mental hospital wearing the pink tutu is pure gold.

Lastly, any time there is a sliding glass door, I yell opera style and open and close it.
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JDUB08AG said:

My buddy and I would quote ace Ventura all the time, especially the scene when he's in the fish tank.

Also, the scene when he is at the mental hospital wearing the pink tutu is pure gold.

Lastly, any time there is a sliding glass door, I yell opera style and open and close it.

Or at a restaurant when ordering the new England clam chowder
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The Debt said:

JDUB08AG said:

My buddy and I would quote ace Ventura all the time, especially the scene when he's in the fish tank.

Also, the scene when he is at the mental hospital wearing the pink tutu is pure gold.

Lastly, any time there is a sliding glass door, I yell opera style and open and close it.

Or at a restaurant when ordering the new England clam chowder


Is that the red or the white?
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JDUB08AG said:

The Debt said:

JDUB08AG said:

My buddy and I would quote ace Ventura all the time, especially the scene when he's in the fish tank.

Also, the scene when he is at the mental hospital wearing the pink tutu is pure gold.

Lastly, any time there is a sliding glass door, I yell opera style and open and close it.

Or at a restaurant when ordering the new England clam chowder


Is that the red or the white?


The Debt
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JDUB08AG said:

The Debt said:

JDUB08AG said:

My buddy and I would quote ace Ventura all the time, especially the scene when he's in the fish tank.

Also, the scene when he is at the mental hospital wearing the pink tutu is pure gold.

Lastly, any time there is a sliding glass door, I yell opera style and open and close it.

Or at a restaurant when ordering the new England clam chowder


Is that the red or the white?

I can never remember that
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THERE'S....someone on the wing. Some. THING!

I'm sorry what were you saying?
JDUB08AG
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

THERE'S....someone on the wing. Some. THING!

I'm sorry what were you saying?


Shakaka.
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CHiCAGO!

You're outta there!
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Whenever I enter a place with a taxidermied animal: this is a lovely room of death!
 
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