Entertainment
Sponsored by

Today we celebrate our Independence Day.

6,255 Views | 76 Replies | Last: 1 yr ago by bonfarr
Rudyjax
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
All I gotta say it's a damn good thing they didn't install Norton.
jokershady
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Cinco Ranch Aggie said:

That guy only fought off terrorists aboard AF1.

The other guy defeated aliens wanting to wipe out all life on Earth.
Technically it was cousin Eddie, the fresh Prince, and "must go faster" that defeated the aliens….

That president just gave a good speech….

Now if Harrison Ford was the president going against aliens….
TCTTS
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
By July '96, the only thing I'd ever used a computer for was to type a couple English papers for school, and to play crappy games we had on floppy disc, like Wheel of Fortune. I wouldn't discover email/the internet until '97, and in that lack of computer knowledge, I remember thinking how genius the virus plot line was. Just so f'ing brilliant. Now? It's hard to think of anything more laughable than an advanced alien species capable of interstellar space travel being hacked by a mid-'90s laptop.
Rudyjax
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
TCTTS said:

By July '96, the only thing I'd ever used a computer for was to type a couple English papers for school, and to play a couple crappy games we had on floppy disc, like Wheel of Fortune. I wouldn't discover email/the internet until '97, and in that lack of computer knowledge, I remember thinking how utterly genius the virus plot line was. Just so f'ing brilliant. Now? It's hard to think of anything more laughable than an advanced alien species capable of interstellar space travel being hacked by a mid-'90s laptop.


Actually, they cut the scene where they found out all of our computers were thru reverse engineering. So it kinda makes sense.
TCTTS
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
For real? That would have helped, but still...
Rudyjax
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
TCTTS said:

For real? That would have helped, but still...


Yep.
Cinco Ranch Aggie
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
jokershady said:

Cinco Ranch Aggie said:

That guy only fought off terrorists aboard AF1.

The other guy defeated aliens wanting to wipe out all life on Earth.
Technically it was cousin Eddie, the fresh Prince, and "must go faster" that defeated the aliens….

That president just gave a good speech….

Now if Harrison Ford was the president going against aliens….
Did you forget the part where the President strapped on an F-18 and was part of an attack on the alien ship?
Brian Earl Spilner
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
All I know is Whitmore and James Marshall are the two best movie presidents ever, and they both happen to be fighter pilots who help take down the bad guys and also happened to come out in back-to-back years.
bonfarr
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
I also love Battle:Los Angeles. I can watch both every time they air on TV.
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
TCTTS said:

By July '96, the only thing I'd ever used a computer for was to type a couple English papers for school, and to play a couple crappy games we had on floppy disc, like Wheel of Fortune. I wouldn't discover email/the internet until '97, and in that lack of computer knowledge, I remember thinking how utterly genius the virus plot line was. Just so f'ing brilliant. Now? It's hard to think of anything more laughable than an advanced alien species capable of interstellar space travel being hacked by a mid-'90s laptop.


By the IT guy from a cable company.
jokershady
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Cinco Ranch Aggie said:

jokershady said:

Cinco Ranch Aggie said:

That guy only fought off terrorists aboard AF1.

The other guy defeated aliens wanting to wipe out all life on Earth.
Technically it was cousin Eddie, the fresh Prince, and "must go faster" that defeated the aliens….

That president just gave a good speech….

Now if Harrison Ford was the president going against aliens….
Did you forget the part where the President strapped on an F-18 and was part of an attack on the alien ship?
nope….shoots two useless rockets at the mother ship….one hits the shield the other hits the hull…..

Shoots one little alien ship…..

And shoots at the big teal hole and misses…..

Harrison Ford all the way!!!!
jokershady
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Brian Earl Spilner said:

All I know is Whitmore and James Marshall are the two best movie presidents ever, and they both happen to be fighter pilots who help take down the bad guys and also happened to come out in back-to-back years.
Marshall was a Medal of Honor recipient….

The Porkchop Express
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
My fellow Bellaire High grad Randy Quaid is the true hero of Earf.
WoMD
How long do you want to ignore this user?
jokershady said:

Cinco Ranch Aggie said:

jokershady said:

Cinco Ranch Aggie said:

That guy only fought off terrorists aboard AF1.

The other guy defeated aliens wanting to wipe out all life on Earth.
Technically it was cousin Eddie, the fresh Prince, and "must go faster" that defeated the aliens….

That president just gave a good speech….

Now if Harrison Ford was the president going against aliens….
Did you forget the part where the President strapped on an F-18 and was part of an attack on the alien ship?
nope….shoots two useless rockets at the mother ship….one hits the shield the other hits the hull…..

Shoots one little alien ship…..

And shoots at the big teal hole and misses…..

Harrison Ford all the way!!!!

He participated at least. Pretty good representation of the generation growing up at the time.

He tried. And that's what counts in life. Give that man a trophy!
agenjake
How long do you want to ignore this user?
I have always thought the line should have stopped at, "Today we celebrate our Independence!"

The "day" to end it has always bugged me.
The Porkchop Express
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
agenjake said:

I have always thought the line should have stopped at, "Today we celebrate our Independence!"

The "day" to end it has always bugged me.


They would have gunned you down in the first 5 minutes.
William Foster
How long do you want to ignore this user?
The Porkchop Express said:

I will now recreate my longtime ID4 rant about how much the rest of the world sucks.

It's when we start using Morse code to tell the other countries about the weakness of the shields and we get this scene in the desert between the brown guys and the white guys being pals

"It's from the Americans. They want to organize a counteroffensive!
It's about bloody time ! What do they plan to do?"





ITS ABOUT BLOODY TIME?
WHAT THE **** HAVE YALL BEEN DOING?
We launched attack squadrons at their giant ship over LA, we dropped nukes on my beloved Houston, one of our guys SHOT DOWN ONE OF THEIR SHIPS AND CAPTURED THE ALIEN, and one of our scientists, who works at a frigging CABLE COMPANY figured out their signal and their weaknesses.

Now we got cuppa tea mcGee getting a suntan in the desert with the *********NERVE to say it's about bloody time for the US to launch a counter offesnive?

Once we killed the aliens, we should have been 1945 Russia and just kept on taking **** from the rest of the world if they're so weak ass that they have to wait for us to hold their hand before they go fight the aliens.



Haha this is incredible. Got me amped the F up. So true too…never even noticed that but now won't be able to not notice.
One Eyed Reveille
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
I always interpreted the Brits reaction as finally SOMEONE is doing something. Not that he was mad at the U.S. for not doing anything up to that point
https://i.postimg.cc/rpHKr9JQ/IMG-0770.jpg
LMCane
How long do you want to ignore this user?
when you go back and watch "Independence Day" it is full of more logical plot holes than swiss cheese

jeff goldblum and his dad are trying to get to the White House from New York DURING AN ALIEN INVASION and it took them 23 minutes..

it took me 5 hours with relatively no traffic on a summer saturday morning.
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
LMCane said:

when you go back and watch "Independence Day" it is full of more logical plot holes than swiss cheese

jeff goldblum and his dad are trying to get to the White House from New York DURING AN ALIEN INVASION and it took them 23 minutes..

it took me 5 hours with relatively no traffic on a summer saturday morning.


Should have used one of the faster cars out of your extensive classic car collection.
jokershady
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
LMCane said:

when you go back and watch "Independence Day" it is full of more logical plot holes than swiss cheese

jeff goldblum and his dad are trying to get to the White House from New York DURING AN ALIEN INVASION and it took them 23 minutes..

it took me 5 hours with relatively no traffic on a summer saturday morning.
id say an even bigger one is will smith randomly deciding to steal a helicopter to find his wife in the middle of nowhere…..and then finds her in the middle of nowhere who just happens to find the presidents wife….
bonfarr
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Will Smith knocks the Alien wearing a bio suit out with one punch then turns his back on it to smoke a cigar without verifying the thing is dead then all of those incredibly intelligent Doctors and Scientists didn't have the sense to strap down the arms and legs of the Alien when cutting the biosuit off despite almost certainly having the knowledge that all Will Smith did is punch it in the face.
Lathspell
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
He didn't find her in the middle of nowhere. They are literally at his base, El Toro. Will Smith had told her to grab her things and come stay with him on the base, so he went there to see if there was a chance she made it.

Yall really need to pay more attention in movies.
The Porkchop Express
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
The only logic break that bugs me is when the El Toro commander has to ask if the incoming aircraft are friendly. Because you sent out like 50 jets and now there are 3 million coming back.
Decay
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
The Porkchop Express said:

The only logic break that bugs me is when the El Toro commander has to ask if the incoming aircraft are friendly. Because you sent out like 50 jets and now there are 3 million coming back.

Worth it for the shot of the cigar falling out of his mouth
maroon barchetta
How long do you want to ignore this user?
I was always surprised that none of the fire followed Boomer when he jumped into the magically convenient side door in the tunnel.
jokershady
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
DallasTeleAg said:

He didn't find her in the middle of nowhere. They are literally at his base, El Toro. Will Smith had told her to grab her things and come stay with him on the base, so he went there to see if there was a chance she made it.

Yall really need to pay more attention in movies.
you mean the base he was told that was completely destroyed before he left to go there?

Yeah…it's a plot hole….

Especially before the fight where they get their butts kicked they're flying over Los Angeles and smith says, "I shouldn't have left her" and not, "nah I'm sure she's fine and at the base I literally just left from but for some reason didn't see"

Plot hole….
The Collective
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
I wanted nothing more than my computer to greet me by name at startup
Bruce Almighty
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
lol at arguing over plot holes of Independence Day. The whole damn movie is a giant plot hole.
jokershady
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Bruce Almighty said:

lol at arguing over plot holes of Independence Day. The whole damn movie is a giant plot hole.
Hey! All cable repair men can triangulate the exact position of any person on earth using 90s technology and don't you forget it!
Bruce Almighty
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Could a 90s computer virus even affect a current MacBook?
Decay
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Bruce Almighty said:

Could a 90s computer virus even affect a current MacBook?

Aliens probably use 90's computers to run their most important infrastructure because they spent all their money on death ships and armies and IT was given the "if it ain't broke don't fix it" treatment
Bruce Almighty
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
I remember reading somewhere that the mass from all the falling debris from the spaceships likely would have wiped out all of humanity.
Decay
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Bruce Almighty said:

I remember reading somewhere that the mass from all the falling debris from the spaceships likely would have wiped out all of humanity.

Absolutely. Many times over for the events of the movie really.

Something the size of the mothership expending enough energy to slow down next to earth would have fried or otherwise blasted us and our atmosphere away.

Hovering or orbiting around earth would have caused catastrophic tidal effects. Tsunamis, volcanoes, earthquakes, hell the surface of earth would start to strip away towards the ship based on its size and distance.

The invasion ships crashing would have been disastrous, I don't remember how big they were but the asteroid that killed the dinos was less than 10 miles across. Several of those things and you're toast.

Then the mothership exploding would have finished us off 100%. Somehow a single nuke which would otherwise have barely scratched the surface of something that big, caused it to explode. Some kind of catastrophic chain reaction I guess. But the force of the explosion alone, and then much of that much mass coming back down, would have reduced the planet to ancient lava world conditions. The entire surface solely molten rock. We'd need comets and asteroids blasted off during the apocalypse to reseed life because earth would be completely sterile.
The Porkchop Express
How long do you want to ignore this user?
AG
Never realized how many Communists posted here, tearing apart the greatest version of America that has ever existed.
Page 2 of 3
 
×
subscribe Verify your student status
See Subscription Benefits
Trial only available to users who have never subscribed or participated in a previous trial.