Worst Movie Ever

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Waterworld.

EOT
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Gladiator 2.

I've not been this upset with a sequel since Mission Impossible 2
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Goodson said:

Waterworld.

EOT


Deb is in that movie. It can't be the worst.
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Waterworld and Gladiator 2 aren't close to being the worst movie ever made.
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Bruce Almighty said:

Waterworld and Gladiator 2 aren't close to being the worst movie ever made.


While I threw our Macgruber earlier, which I'd also throw in Bruno, has anyone not said Gigli?
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The Shank Ag said:

Bruce Almighty said:

Waterworld and Gladiator 2 aren't close to being the worst movie ever made.


While I threw our Macgruber earlier, which I'd also throw in Bruno, has anyone not said Gigli?


Umm, to this point everyone on the thread has not said Gigli.
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The King's Speech.

Any MCU film that isn't Iron Man '08.

Napoleon is up there as one of the biggest disappointments
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Ghost of Bisbee said:

The King's Speech.

Any MCU film that isn't Iron Man '08.

Napoleon is up there as one of the biggest disappointments



I enjoyed Kings Speech. Of course my subjective opinion doesn't mean much.
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King's Speech is good. That has to be a troll.
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Snowpiercer ; relative to the acclaim it got versus how little I liked it.

Horrible horrible movie.
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I agree with two previous posters:

Joe vs the Volcano - i was in high school when it was in the theaters and my best friend and I kept wanting to walk out but our ride wasn't going to be there until the movie was over so we stayed. It left an impact on me with its badness. I tried to watch it again recently and couldn't get past the first 20 minutes. Confirmed terrible.

The Tree of Life - I was a Smithville resident (where it was filmed) at the time and the whole town was abuzz with excitement. In fact, I worked with the Chamber of Commerce and we were promoting the hell out of it. I mean, Brad Pitt doesn't do bad movies, right??? So all of us who helped directly and indirectly were invited to the premiere in Austin and OMG...I seriously couldnt believe how boring it was. I felt like a victim of bait-and-switch. The Smithville folks all met up at a bar afterward and we were just speechless. We tried to make sense of it. We knew we had gone to a lot of trouble to help make a completely forgettable movie. It was the equivalent of Terrance Malik whacking off into a jar and making us stare at the results for hours upon hours. Just an awful waste of time branded as a brilliant masterpiece.
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That's a rather explicit description of what Tree of Life was like for you.
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SpreadsheetAg said:

Snowpiercer ; relative to the acclaim it got versus how little I liked it.

Horrible horrible movie.
Agreed. I only got around to watching it last year and did nothing for me.
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If we're talking recent fails, Amy Shumer 'kind of pregnant' was horrible. Wife wanted to watch so I drank and doom-scrolled on the couch. It was abysmal.
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I loved Tree of Life
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BlueSmoke said:

If we're talking recent fails, Amy Shumer 'kind of pregnant' was horrible. Wife wanted to watch so I drank and doom-scrolled on the couch. It was abysmal.
You could have just said "Anything with Amy Schumer"
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Ghost of Bisbee said:

The King's Speech.

Any MCU film that isn't Iron Man '08.

Napoleon is up there as one of the biggest disappointments
The Room was previously the worst movie I've ever seen, and I've seen Highlander 2. But I would watch a doubleheader of The Room and Highlander 2 on rotation for 24 hours before I'll watch Napoleon again.
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javajaws said:

BlueSmoke said:

If we're talking recent fails, Amy Shumer 'kind of pregnant' was horrible. Wife wanted to watch so I drank and doom-scrolled on the couch. It was abysmal.
You could have just said "Anything with Amy Schumer"

Uncle Chuck must have been sliding the studios some USAID money.
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aTmAg said:

King's Speech is good. That has to be a troll.
It's not a troll, the movie sucks
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Ghost of Bisbee said:

aTmAg said:

King's Speech is good. That has to be a troll.
It's not a troll, the movie sucks


It's a troll if you actually believe it's the worst movie ever made.
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I also did not like The Fountain (2006; Hugh Jackman)

Nor The Hurt Locker; and I think most people who served in Iraq circa 2003-2009 would agree that movie is laughable
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Bruce Almighty said:

Ghost of Bisbee said:

aTmAg said:

King's Speech is good. That has to be a troll.
It's not a troll, the movie sucks


It's a troll if you actually believe it's the worst movie ever made.
For me, it's in the running
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Someone mentioned Eraserhead earlier. That's clearly the worst movie I've ever seen.
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Not the "worst" movie ever but the more distance/time goes by the less I like, A Few Good Men.
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Threetoedcoyote said:

Not the "worst" movie ever but the more distance/time goes by the less I like, A Few Good Men.
I get it. Feel the same about Shawshank and Point Break and Die Hard.



Obvious troll is obvious.

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SpreadsheetAg said:

I also did not like The Fountain (2006; Hugh Jackman)

Nor The Hurt Locker; and I think most people who served in Iraq circa 2003-2009 would agree that movie is laughable
Ugh, and giving her the Best Director award for that?

I think she's a really good director, and I loved Zero Dark Thirty, but the Hurt Locker is massively overrated and forgettable.
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Walked out of this one in theaters, some 20 years later I tried to watch it at home and still walked away from it. Truly an amazing and immersive experience of a epically bad, ****ty movie. I present to you 2002 Solaris

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Anything with Cameron Diaz in it. Holy hell that woman is terrible.
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Solaris is the first movie I think about whenever this thread pops up.
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A mind-numbing experience. Glad to meet a fellow, Solaris-devotee
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maroon barchetta said:

Goodson said:

Waterworld.

EOT


Deb is in that movie. It can't be the worst.
Who is this "Deb" to which you refer? I would have gladly latched on to any glimmer of hope as I watched that mind-numbing film. I found none ... nor did I find a Deb in the cast listing.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114898/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_cst_sm
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she played Deb in Napoleon Dynamite
G Martin 87
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cr0wbar said:

A mind-numbing experience. Glad to meet a fellow, Solaris-devotee
Ah, but have you watched the original in Russian, tovarisch? You do not know true suffering.
 
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