Swift and Kelce engaged. Oh my

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12:32p, 8/26/25

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my daughter will flip out when she hears!

Enjoy this NFL fans this season.

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12:34p, 8/26/25

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My wife just texted this to me. Hope it works out well for them. Mazel tov.

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12:35p, 8/26/25

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have already seen social media posts

"I am literally CRYING"

and

"this is one of the best days of my life"

I am all for being happy for people but that type of obsession is why people hate them. so bizzare.

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12:45p, 8/26/25

3-4 years

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12:50p, 8/26/25

That "Divorce song" will go Platinum!

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In reply to AgTrip • 12:57p, 8/26/25

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That "Divorce song" will go Platinum!

I'll be honest, if the trade off to tagging Taylor Swift is you have a song written about what a dick you are, I'd take it.

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1:06p, 8/26/25

Maybe Kelce will step up and have a good fantasy football season now that he's got it locked up. Cuz he's really let me down the last 2 years.

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In reply to AustinAg2K • 1:07p, 8/26/25

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AustinAg2K said:
AgTrip said:
That "Divorce song" will go Platinum!

I'll be honest, if the trade off to tagging Taylor Swift is you have a song written about what a dick you are, I'd take it.

Having a song like that written about you is equivalent to a certificate of authenticity. Yes, my name is one of those blank spaces. Here's the proof. <presses play>.

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1:13p, 8/26/25

I heard he got knocked up

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1:34p, 8/26/25

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Posted this on the F16 thread, but I'd love to see a "Wedding Crashers" sequel somehow woven into this.

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1:52p, 8/26/25

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Dang Kelce. He will do anything to help the chiefs get the officiating advantage.

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In reply to AustinAg2K • 2:47p, 8/26/25

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AustinAg2K said:
AgTrip said:
That "Divorce song" will go Platinum!

I'll be honest, if the trade off to tagging Taylor Swift is you have a song written about what a dick you are, I'd take it.

The trade off for marrying her is the printing press she has in her house.

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In reply to AgShaun00 • 3:12p, 8/26/25

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AgShaun00 said:
my daughter will flip out when she hears!

Enjoy this NFL fans this season.

TOTALLY not a coincidence this happens a week before the NFL season kicks off….

NOT A COINCIDENCE! AT ALL!!!!

Have fun chiefs fans!

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3:46p, 8/26/25

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RIP to that weird poster with the Taylor Swift obsession.

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4:02p, 8/26/25

AG

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In reply to AgShaun00 • 4:28p, 8/26/25

AgShaun00 said:
my daughter will flip out when she hears!

Just picked up my kids from school and mothers were sharing the news to their daughters. They were close to tears.

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5:44p, 8/26/25

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In reply to An L of an Ag • 5:54p, 8/26/25

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An L of an Ag said:
Posted this on the F16 thread, but I'd love to see a "Wedding Crashers" sequel somehow woven into this.

Yes. One last crash. Danny Ocean level of planning going into crashing it. Terry Crews playing head of security. Will Ferrell coming out of retirement to help plan it.

This would be so amazing

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6:07p, 8/26/25

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When they divorce you will see a wave of millennial and gen x women and gay men who commit suicide

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In reply to Brian Earl Spilner • 6:20p, 8/26/25

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Brian Earl Spilner said:
RIP to that weird poster with the Taylor Swift obsession.

Yep, he's gonna need a therapist.

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In reply to Saxsoon • 7:28p, 8/26/25

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Saxsoon said:
When they divorce you will see a wave of millennial and gen x women and gay men who commit suicide

So a net positive for America? Let's get the infidelity rumors started now.

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7:52p, 8/26/25

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If she put a Willy Wonka style golden wedding invite inside her new album she will break every sales record ever.

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In reply to Quad Dog • 8:41p, 8/26/25

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If she put a Willy Wonka style golden wedding invite inside her new album she will break every sales record ever.

This is genius.

Until that asshat Grandpa Joe shows up.

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11:10p, 8/26/25

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Anyone else's SO also order the Cartier watch after seeing Taylor sporting one in her engagement photos?

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11:42p, 8/26/25

T&P for their future kids, if they make it that far.

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In reply to Gnome Sayin • 7:44a, 8/27/25

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Gnome Sayin said:
AgShaun00 said:
my daughter will flip out when she hears!

Just picked up my kids from school and mothers were sharing the news to their daughters. They were close to tears.

At least the kids didn't already know, meaning they weren't on phones (or better, didn't have phones) at school.

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8:45a, 8/27/25

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Something I thought was funny:

The announcement they put out said, Your English teacher and gym teacher are getting married.

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8:57a, 8/27/25

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will a pregnant kelce be able to play all season?

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9:14a, 8/27/25

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The funniest comment I've seen on this was something to the effect of "The first NFL marriage in history where the wife demands a prenup".

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In reply to Gigem314 • 9:44a, 8/27/25

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Gigem314 said:
The funniest comment I've seen on this was something to the effect of "The first NFL marriage in history where the wife demands a prenup".

Technically at least the second (Tom Brady oddly enough).

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10:30a, 8/27/25

Ciara was probably worth way more than Russ when they were hitched. He was still making his rookie contract wages in 2016.

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11:50a, 8/27/25

I hope they are reasonably happy in their marriage.

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In reply to Drunken Overseas Bettor • 12:18p, 8/27/25

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Drunken Overseas Bettor said:
Maybe Kelce will step up and have a good fantasy football season now that he's got it locked up. Cuz he's really let me down the last 2 years.

He trimmed down too - perhaps some influence from getting married but also seems to be aiming to have one last great year. I believe he'll retire after this season and the wedding will be after (next summer or fall).

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12:29p, 8/27/25

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Man, those Travis Swift jerseys are going to start flying off the shelves!

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In reply to Thunderstruck xx • 2:39p, 8/27/25

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Thunderstruck xx said:
T&P for their future kids, if they make it that far.

I mean in the fact that they're going to be liberally indoctrinated their entire lives, then yes I agree. In the fact that they won't ever have to work a day in their lives, they don't really need T&P.

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