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Why is Amazon trying to neuter James Bond?

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StandUpforAmerica
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This isn't quite as bad as whoever put the trigger warning at the beginning of Gone With the Wind, but this was equally unnecessary. Amazon should be able to read the room better. Instead they're going the opposite direction by the pussification of the Bond posters. I know it doesn't change the content of the movies.... yet.

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Whos Juan
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Lost opportunity to replace the guns with walkie talkies.
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Absurd. Not a great start. At all.

My benefit of the doubt is already gone.
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Just wait until they go back and edit all the movies to make sure Bond never shoots first...
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That is a wildly weird choice.

This is from the people that brought us The Boys?
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Madmarttigan said:

That is a wildly weird choice.

This is from the people that brought us The Boys?

Lol. No kidding. One of the most violent, over the top shows ever.
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Yet they still have the gun silhouette in 007 logo.

Morons.
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Whos Juan said:

Lost opportunity to replace the guns with dildos.


FIFY - would have been perfect for the Dr. No and Goldeneye posters
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Where is Never Say Never Again?
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gigemags-99 said:

Whos Juan said:

Lost opportunity to replace the guns with dildos.


FIFY - would have been perfect for the Dr. No and Goldeneye posters

I was gonna go with Octo*****
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javajaws said:

gigemags-99 said:

Whos Juan said:

Lost opportunity to replace the guns with dildos.


FIFY - would have been perfect for the Dr. No and Goldeneye posters

I was gonna go with Octo*****

The Boys should have The Deep star in a remake of Octo*****
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jokershady said:

Where is Never Say Never Again?

not EON.
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Whos Juan said:

Lost opportunity to replace the guns with walkie talkies.

Came here to say this
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You just can't make this **** up.
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****ing laughable. **** these people.
Claude!
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Pierce Brosnan in the Goldeneye poster looks like he's telling you to go jerk off.
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Claude! said:

Pierce Brosnan in the Goldeneye poster looks like he's telling you to go jerk off.


Sean Connery in the Dr No poster looks like he would help you jerk off.
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It's just mind blowing how dumb these folks are. They paid a gazillion dollars for a franchise and alienated half their audience before the first movie even is made over something so obvious,
I saw a a tweet that said they did it so they could make them look more uniform. Even if this is not a lame excuse and is true, was there no one in the room who put a hand up and said "umm..do you know how this will look?" They live in such a crazy bubble.
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oragator said:

It's just mind blowing how dumb these folks are. They paid a gazillion dollars for a franchise and alienated half their audience before the first movie even is made over something so obvious,
I saw a a tweet that said they did it so they could make them look more uniform. Even if this is not a lame excuse and is true, was there no one in the room who put a hand up and said "umm..do you know how this will look?" They live in such a crazy bubble.


Wait, are half of the people who love the Bond films now not going to watch them because of these terrible photoshop images they click on to view them?

The outrage over this is just not there for the majority of the sane world.
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It's just another example of what used to be referred to as political correctness.

I find this to be mildly aggravating, but it won't stop me from watching any Bond flicks on Amazon. But this could go down a similar path that black Ariel or Thor with tits did. There are many characteristics that I believe the average viewer would recognize in the James Bond. One would be a gun, mostly the Walther PPK (think that's the gun he typically uses) although Daniel Craig carried a big machine gun of some sort in QoS I believe.

You won't see some massive protest of 007 fans over these posters. You won't even see any thing if Amazon does things in their new movies that most would recognize as not Bond. Pull a Spielberg and replace his gun with a walkie talkie, as already mentioned, and you'll see people not seeing such a movie. Make him gay, same thing. No, I don't think making him black will be an issue with most, but making him a woman probably will.

At the end of the day, Amazon bought James Bond, so they can do whatever they want with that property. But they will not be immune from awful decisions made around their depiction of the character.
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dave94 said:

oragator said:

It's just mind blowing how dumb these folks are. They paid a gazillion dollars for a franchise and alienated half their audience before the first movie even is made over something so obvious,
I saw a a tweet that said they did it so they could make them look more uniform. Even if this is not a lame excuse and is true, was there no one in the room who put a hand up and said "umm..do you know how this will look?" They live in such a crazy bubble.


Wait, are half of the people who love the Bond films now not going to watch them because of these terrible photoshop images they click on to view them?

The outrage over this is just not there for the majority of the sane world.


Respect my insanity.
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Or people realize this is just the probable first of many dumb decisions to come.
oragator
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In today's hyper partisan world, there will absolutely be people who tune it out now. Who knows what that percentage is, but even if it's .1 percent of their market, it's still dumb. The goal is to expand it, not contract.

But the larger issue is that they now created a narrative they are going to have to answer to for years. A segment of people will be analyzing the lead up press, the casting, the plot, the action sequences through that lens, so they will lose more along the way because people will look for reasons to confirm their perceived bias. Just a big unforced error.
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oragator said:

In today's hyper partisan world, there will absolutely be people who tune it out now. Who knows what that percentage is, but even if it's .1 percent of their market, it's still dumb. The goal is to expand it, not contract.

But the larger issue is that they now created a narrative they are going to have to answer to for years. A segment of people will be analyzing the lead up press, the casting, the plot, the action sequences through that lens, so they will lose more along the way because people will look for reasons to confirm their perceived bias. Just a big unforced error.


Agreed. It's just stupid virtue signaling marketing of which there are a lot of stupid people in that field.
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Don't Cracker Barrel my James Bond
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It just doesn't make any sense. Take politics out of it and you still have to wonder what idiot signed off on that and will be a part of decisions going forward. They clearly lack a brain cell.

It's like deleting lightsabers from Star Wars marketing.
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Is anyone able to actually find these images on Amazon? I'm not seeing any of this when I look for it.
Thanks and gig'em
Cliff.Booth
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Literal MI6 operative who needs a weapon to prevent a super villain from nuking 10 cities? No.


Teenage antifa member who needs a weapon to...mostly peacefully protest fascists enforcing border laws? Yes.
the most cool guy
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dave94 said:

oragator said:

It's just mind blowing how dumb these folks are. They paid a gazillion dollars for a franchise and alienated half their audience before the first movie even is made over something so obvious,
I saw a a tweet that said they did it so they could make them look more uniform. Even if this is not a lame excuse and is true, was there no one in the room who put a hand up and said "umm..do you know how this will look?" They live in such a crazy bubble.


Wait, are half of the people who love the Bond films now not going to watch them because of these terrible photoshop images they click on to view them?

The outrage over this is just not there for the majority of the sane world.

Is this a real ****ing post? If you're a fan of James Bond, this is 100% worth some outrage. It is insanity.
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Madmarttigan said:

It just doesn't make any sense. Take politics out of it and you still have to wonder what idiot signed off on that and will be a part of decisions going forward. They clearly lack a brain cell.

It's like deleting lightsabers from Star Wars marketing.

Exactly, removing the guns isn't going to get new people to suddenly watch. Its just dumb
Cliff.Booth
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If they're wanting "new people" to watch this is probably step 1 of about 10 bad ideas.
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Aggie_Journalist said:

Is anyone able to actually find these images on Amazon? I'm not seeing any of this when I look for it.


I will be pissed if my outrage was for naught.
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Aggie_Journalist said:

Is anyone able to actually find these images on Amazon? I'm not seeing any of this when I look for it.
Yeah, I was curious so I looked and literally none of the thumbnails are this style.
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