This will go over well - a remake to Escape From New York

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11:46a, 4/14/26
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https://screenrant.com/escape-from-new-york-remake-confirmed-studiocanal/

I believe that if this is made, it will fail. Epically.

Like Harrison Ford and Indiana Jones, Kurt Russell IS Snake Plissken. While there might be an actor able to perform the Plissken role, that actor can never match the awesomeness that Kurt Russell brought to it.

When Snake is in Hauk's office and is told the "president's plane went down", he asks, "President of what?" Anyone else is just repeating lines written on paper, with KR you get the sense that he believes it. "Get a new president" is another example. He oozes a don't-give-a-rip about everything, except maybe those explosive charges deteriorating in his veins.

You'll never get such an awesome sequence as landing a glider atop the WTC. Mostly because that no longer exists, but also because it'll be CGI and not freaking real models.

The Duke of New York? Maybe the Gay Queen of New York, otherwise it's racist.

The duel to the death in the ring? Nope, way too vicious and violent.

The President will likely be portrayed much more sympathetically - otherwise why would someone want to mount such a mission to rescue a Donald Trump type of President? I'd guess the President in this remake will have an annoying cackle.
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11:51a, 4/14/26
Only in if that role is played by someone like Danny McBride or Walton Goggins and it is simultaneously a comedy and a nod to the original.
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11:52a, 4/14/26
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Could be worse - they could remake Escape from LA.
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11:52a, 4/14/26
I'll watch it only if they accurately portray New York as becoming a muslim hellscape with sharia law.
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In reply to Thunderstruck xx • 12:03p, 4/14/26
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I'll watch it only if they accurately portray New York as becoming a muslim hellscape with sharia law.

And littered streets and constant violent crazies on subways. And a place that doesn't punish the violent crazies, but those who defend innocent people from them instead.
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12:03p, 4/14/26
As long as they never try to remake Big Trouble in Little China, I'm good.
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12:18p, 4/14/26
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They going to remake Adrienne Barbeau's chest?
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12:26p, 4/14/26
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I think it's folly to try and remake John Carpenter movies. Every attempt has failed because you can't improve near perfection. And we've said this before, but Carpenter's cinematic run back then is one of the best ever.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 12:29p, 4/14/26
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Mathguy64 said:
They going to remake Adrienne Barbeau's chest?

better pic someone with good jeans

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12:34p, 4/14/26
Rachel Zegler as Snake Plissken
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In reply to SJEAg • 12:35p, 4/14/26
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Could be worse - they could remake Escape from LA.

Never saw the movie but faintly remember Escape from LA had a good soundtrack.
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In reply to Vince Blake • 12:38p, 4/14/26
And an awesome basketball scene that eventually became a Ticket Drop

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12:43p, 4/14/26
Escape from Earth was supposed to be the third installment in the "Escape from…" franchise. Either go with that or just pick a different city, there's no need to remake a classic.
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12:47p, 4/14/26
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Maybe they could use his son? Worm Plisken.

Looks like him and sounds just like young KR. After starting S1 of Monarch, I was kind of blown away how much like KR he is.

Still a terrible idea to remake this no matter what.
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12:49p, 4/14/26
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I hope a remake never happens.....but if it does, what about his son Wyatt?

Karl Urban?
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1:01p, 4/14/26
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Wyatt Russell is the only acceptable choice if a remake has to happen. He does look and sound very much like his dad. But no to remaking this masterpiece. They already tried and failed with both Halloween and The Fog. And the mere suggestion of remaking Big Trouble in Little China should result in an internet implosion.
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1:15p, 4/14/26
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Who would be the best candidate for Pliskin?

Josh Brolin? Maybe but he has never pulled off the anti-hero type character.

Tom Hardy might be the only actor I could see working out.
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1:21p, 4/14/26
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They will ruin the IP without Kurt as the original Snake involved. These are classics movies these idiots keep ruining every year. Total Recall was already screwed up along with the running man.
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In reply to bonfarr • 1:22p, 4/14/26
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bonfarr said:
Who would be the best candidate for Pliskin?

Josh Brolin? Maybe but he has never pulled off the anti-hero type character.

Tom Hardy might be the only actor I could see working out.

Cable was somewhat of an anti-hero.
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In reply to tk for tu juan • 1:26p, 4/14/26
tk for tu juan said:
And an awesome basketball scene that eventually became a Ticket Drop


Flashlight started playing in my head!
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In reply to MSFC Aggie • 1:40p, 4/14/26
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MSFC Aggie said:
I hope a remake never happens.....but if it does, what about his son Wyatt?

Karl Urban?


Karl Urban could do it. His butcher character is great and has that same sort of anti hero charisma.
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5:58p, 4/14/26
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It'll either be Pratt or a woman playing Snake. Outside chance it's Alan Ritchson.
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In reply to Average Joe • 10:20p, 4/14/26
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Average Joe said:
It'll either be Pratt or a woman playing Snake. Outside chance it's Alan Ritchson.


Pratt seems too nice, but Kurt Russel was a Disney star basically before that movie
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In reply to YouBet • 11:09p, 4/14/26
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YouBet said:
bonfarr said:
Who would be the best candidate for Pliskin?

Josh Brolin? Maybe but he has never pulled off the anti-hero type character.

Tom Hardy might be the only actor I could see working out.

Cable was somewhat of an anti-hero.

Dude. Sicario. I don't want this remade either, but Brolin is pretty solid. Maybe too old but it could work.



president of what?

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8:43a, 4/16/26
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Brolin would kill it!
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In reply to YouBet • 10:33a, 4/16/26
YouBet said:
I think it's folly to try and remake John Carpenter movies. Every attempt has failed because you can't improve near perfection. And we've said this before, but Carpenter's cinematic run back then is one of the best ever.


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11:15a, 4/16/26
I think we need to turn this thread around and think about the worst actors that Hollywood could put in this movie that would make it incredible for the worst reasons.

I'm going with Gaten Matazorro from Stranger Things as my #1 pick
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 11:21a, 4/16/26
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11:42a, 4/16/26
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Timothy Chalamet as Snake Plisskin would be pretty bad but to keep it closer to what Hollywood would actually do I would say Lupita Nyong'o
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In reply to bonfarr • 11:47a, 4/16/26
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bonfarr said:
Timothy Chalamet as Snake Plisskin would be pretty bad but to keep it closer to what Hollywood would actually do I would say Lupita Nyong'o

Especially if he kept that embarrassing little mustache he can barely grow.
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11:53a, 4/16/26
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David Spade as Snake. Melissa McCarthy as the Duke. But Fat Melissa not Ozempic Melissa. Danny DeVito as Cabbie. Urkel as Brain. Twiggy as the Adrienne Barbeau character. And introducing Chris Rock as the President.
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 12:14p, 4/16/26
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CharleyKerfeld said:
As long as they never try to remake Big Trouble in Little China, I'm good.

Life's an endless party, not a punch card.
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 12:15p, 4/16/26
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CharleyKerfeld said:
As long as they never try to remake Big Trouble in Little China, I'm good.

We are due a sequel though...
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 12:46p, 4/16/26
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CharleyKerfeld said:
I think we need to turn this thread around and think about the worst actors that Hollywood could put in this movie that would make it incredible for the worst reasons.

I'm going with Gaten Matazorro from Stranger Things as my #1 pick


Is Andy Dick still in the 'biz?
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