Ultimate example of "a fool and his money…" Also the least surprising update to this story conceivable, and people still don't think he and his family are grifters. Christ it's unreal reading the goaltending of ftc on this thread…an absolute, utter cult.

"But hE dOnAtEs HiS sAlArY!!!!"

I get people holding their nose to support Trump because they've been tricked to think the alternatives are so much worse/different. But anyone who actually still ardently "supports" him needs to be actively monitored and helped.

I hear Trump reduced the costs of these phones by 600% and The phones features include:

a Bible app with daily Bible verses such as Ezekiel 25:17, "and I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes…"

A health app that provides the latest in medical research such as:
- "there is no downside" to avoiding tylenol while pregnant as there is a connection with Tylenol causing autism inutero
- injecting oneself with disinfectant will cleanse the body of infection.

A weather app that allows you to redirect the projected path of a hurricane, because YOU know where the storm is supposed to go.

Every phones comes with a free NFT featuring Trump as Our lord and savior Jes…. A doctor, healing… Jon Stewart? Ok

And programmable action buttons that will generate auto responses to anyone that criticizes our Ki… savi… doctor. Default Auto responses include:

- "what he really meant was __________"
- "you just have TDS"
- "what about _________."
-" you were silent when _________ was doing it."
- "it's a deep state/democrat/george soros plant"


Disclaimer: any websearch of the Epstein files or Trump's relationship with Epstein on this phone will cause the phone to spontaneously combust. With the audio loop of "are we still talking about this"