Halloween Candy Inflation

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Cromagnum
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Nope. Already tired of crotch goblins stealing the entire bowl, but definitely not at these prices.

4stringAg
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Only the good stuff at my house:

ChemAg15
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Halloween candy should be a tax write off. I mean we're giving it away!
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Friday Night Lights FTW! Not my problem this year.
lb3
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Better to turn the light off than get egged for ****ty candy.
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Cromagnum said:

Nope. Already tired of crotch goblins stealing the entire bowl, but definitely not at these prices.



The math doesn't look too bad on those. 8-15 cents per piece?
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I turn off every damn light in the house and outside and those damn little sex trophies still come up and ring the doorbell hoping for a sugar fix.
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4stringAg said:

Only the good stuff at my house:




I bought these Mary Jane candies when I was in college living in a house and broke. At least a dozen moms apologized when their kids refused to take any.
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I have a carton of Barclays I purchased 20+ years ago. I'll just leave a few packs out on a stool and shut off the lights.
oh no
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1 bag of candy = 1 box of ammo
NoahAg
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My wife bought a bunch of granola bars b/c they were cheaper than candy.
Cromagnum
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Cafe Moms would say to buy all the Halloween candy on Nov 1st and use it for next year's Halloween.
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NoahAg said:

My wife bought a bunch of granola bars b/c they were cheaper than candy.

enjoy washing the egg off your house
fc2112
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We're turning off the light this year for the first time since our oldest was a toddler.

He's 36 now.
CheeseSndwch
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Costco is currently selling a Hershey Variety Box of 30 full size bars for $25.19. I'm looking forward to being that house this year.
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fc2112 said:

We're turning off the light this year for the first time since our oldest was a toddler.

He's 36 now.


What does his basement setup look like?
Burrus86
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Kids can have all the candy that they want at my house this year….assuming that they can make it safely through my driveway gate and past my three dogs.
Emotional Support Cobra
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My butt experiences Halloween candy inflation!
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4stringAg said:

Only the good stuff at my house:




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I live at the end of a 1/3 mile long driveway off am FM road out in the middle of nowhere. Not one trick or treater.

LoneStarFree
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4stringAg said:

Only the good stuff at my house:




You should add these to really amp up your game.
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LoneStarFree said:

4stringAg said:

Only the good stuff at my house:




You should add these to really amp up your game.


I like both of these candies. Y'all are lame.
El Gallo Blanco
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People from south of the border will just come up and take a large portion of your candy bowl, if not all of it. Zero shame, zero etiquette.

I swear, this "forced diversity" experience is just a constant grind. Fatiguing.
agracer
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Thanks Tanya!
TheEternalOptimist
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Porch light off this year.

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NoahAg said:

My wife bought a bunch of granola bars b/c they were cheaper than candy.



Reminded me of this. Seen it a dozen times and it still cracks me up.
IIIHorn
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Candy is swelling?!
Wildmen03
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El Gallo Blanco said:

People from south of the border will just come up and take a large portion of your candy bowl, if not all of it. Zero shame, zero etiquette.

I swear, this "forced diversity" experience is just a constant grind. Fatiguing.

Happened to me a few years ago. Had a bowl full of candy on the porch when it was time to put the kids to bed. 5 minutes later I hear a commotion and think cats are fighting on my porch or something. Look at the door camera and a family, no costumes, came up to the door and decimated the bowl. The worst part was the dad that was hanging back on the driveway ran up and started grabbing handfuls of candy when he finally noticed.
El Gallo Blanco
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Wildmen03 said:

El Gallo Blanco said:

People from south of the border will just come up and take a large portion of your candy bowl, if not all of it. Zero shame, zero etiquette.

I swear, this "forced diversity" experience is just a constant grind. Fatiguing.

Happened to me a few years ago. Had a bowl full of candy on the porch when it was time to put the kids to bed. 5 minutes later I hear a commotion and think cats are fighting on my porch or something. Look at the door camera and a family, no costumes, came up to the door and decimated the bowl. The worst part was the dad that was hanging back on the driveway ran up and started grabbing handfuls of candy when he finally noticed.

Often a short fat mexican lady in a hoodie, with her kids watching...or she's watching and letting her kids raid the entire thing. From my experience, and from compilations I have seen online.

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Nice to live in the country. No one comes to our house.

Course, we keep the light off.
I know a lot about a little, and a little about a lot.
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agracer said:

Thanks Tanya!


I really do miss the stories she brought back here.
Dirty-8-thirty Ag
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lb3 said:

Better to turn the light off than get egged for ****ty candy.


Grew up in Del Rio, my grandfather always handed out oranges, apples and bananas on Halloween. The kids would get pissed off at him and bust them on the side of his house.
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Any sugar filled candy is Type-II diabetes in a wrapper.
Who?mikejones!
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Its been like this for years. Halloween candy is and has been stupid expensive sonce at least 2020
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