ShamWow dude

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Juan Lee Pettimore
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infinity ag said:

Ferg said:



Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.
LMCane
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love Valentina Gomez but she is a bit crazy.

also NOT BORN IN THE USA

she LOVES Israel so all the anti-semites are going to have a tough election.

Zachary Klement
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AG
Ferg said:

Its going to be a real free for all. This gal is running for the same seat.






Such a bizarre grift.

All lies, too.

You are not banning Halal food and burqas lmao
Jugstore Cowboy
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So, have yall seen ShamWow guy's "Wokebusters" video?

Warning: It's a little NSFW:

infinity ag
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Juan Lee Pettimore said:

infinity ag said:

Ferg said:



Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.


Mohammad, stop projecting your animal instincts on others, you freak.
IslanderAg04
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AtticusMatlock said:

His arrest following a drunken fight with a prostitute will make for an interesting campaign commercial.


Yeah i remember beating a prostitute either a patron bottle.
Anonymous Source
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ts5641 said:

Why do we keep electing 80+ year olds to Congress? Are we that ****ing lazy that we just check the name we recognize?

Yes, that's exactly what we keep doing..

"If you do what you always do, you get what you've always got."
Gig 'Em
93MarineHorn
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AtticusMatlock said:

His arrest following a drunken fight with a prostitute will make for an interesting campaign commercial.

Sometimes you really shouldn't slap a ho!
Psycho Bunny
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B*tches need slapping at all times.

Don't worry mods, I'll ban myself
This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.
jeremy
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That's 4:15 I will never have back.

BQ_00
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With all of these poor choices, it's certainly a struggle to figure out who to vote for (not in a good way). Saw that Carter voted against removing funding for NED last night. Certainly underscores his mentality as 20+ year congressman going with the DC flow and not really wanting to change anything.
magnumtmp
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AG
Captain Pablo said:






infinity ag
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Juan Lee Pettimore said:

infinity ag said:

Ferg said:



Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.


I saw the woman. You saw the goat.

Let me guess. You are a Muslim?
You can have the goat.
bobbranco
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Juan Lee Pettimore said:

infinity ag said:

Ferg said:



Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.


Assuming gender again?
Tree Hugger
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infinity ag said:

Juan Lee Pettimore said:

infinity ag said:

Ferg said:



Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.


I saw the woman. You saw the goat.

Let me guess. You are a Muslim?
You can have the goat.

The goat does look delicious. Haven't had cabrito for a while.
TxAggieBand85
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ts5641 said:

Why do we keep electing 80+ year olds to Congress? Are we that ****ing lazy that we just check the name we recognize?

Collectively lazy, yes indeed we are.
Duffel Pud
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ts5641 said:

Why do we keep electing 80+ year olds to Congress?

Because they keep delivering the bacon to the right people.
BrazosDog02
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A salesman with a record seems like the perfect politician to me. I'd vote for him just for grins.
annie88
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Israeli American?

So the Democrats will call him a Nazi right?
“Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.” ~ Mark Twain
smucket
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What is this, an infomercial? What am I the Shamwow guy?

(One of the only skits where Jimmy Fallon doesn't break)

infinity ag
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Tree Hugger said:

infinity ag said:

Juan Lee Pettimore said:

infinity ag said:

Ferg said:



Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.


Wow she's really cute.


Dude, it's a goat.


I saw the woman. You saw the goat.

Let me guess. You are a Muslim?
You can have the goat.

The goat does look delicious. Haven't had cabrito for a while.


Oh mama.

 
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