cr06gis said:
this isnt the 1800s anymore
I don't think you got the joke.
ShamWow dude
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I don't think you got the joke.
GAC06 said:cr06gis said:
duel citizen?
no ****ing thanks
Aaron Burr was a duel citizen
turrible
Prefer the "you are going to love these nuts" dude. If it happens to be the same guy, well, that'd be awesome.
Same guy
The Fall Guy said:
That is the Oxi Clean guy
Billy Mays RIP
We don't need another isreal first guy.
He's gonna clean up Washington.
He's gonna wipe away corruption.
He's gonna slap chop the Dims.
He's gonna wipe away corruption.
He's gonna slap chop the Dims.
If elected, he will be able to soak up tax revenue.
Pitchman, politician… same thing.
Ferg said:
Its going to be a real free for all. This gal is running for the same seat.I will ban halal food, burqas & the construction of muslim cities when I get to Congress.
— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForUSA) November 18, 2025
Texas will become the worst place for Islam & illegals to live in.
They’re not here to assimilate, they’re here to rape us into submission. pic.twitter.com/37Hv6zIdqg
I saw her signs in Temple and I had to doubleback. she was running in Missouri last year.
I've voted against Carter the last three elections for the Indian guy.
I won't vote for Carter or Gomez this time, but I will enjoy the clownshow she brings.
Im all for term limits. To many dinosaurs in office right now.
This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.
ts5641 said:
Why do we keep electing 80+ year olds to Congress? Are we that ****ing lazy that we just check the name we recognize?
Short answer: Yes.
This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper.
c-jags said:Ferg said:
Its going to be a real free for all. This gal is running for the same seat.I will ban halal food, burqas & the construction of muslim cities when I get to Congress.
— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForUSA) November 18, 2025
Texas will become the worst place for Islam & illegals to live in.
They’re not here to assimilate, they’re here to rape us into submission. pic.twitter.com/37Hv6zIdqg
I saw her signs in Temple and I had to doubleback. she was running in Missouri last year.
I've voted against Carter the last three elections for the Indian guy.
I won't vote for Carter or Gomez this time, but I will enjoy the clownshow she brings.
I'd like to see her go toe to toe with AOC. Gomez doesn't give a damn about being the least bit politically correct.
As for the Indian guy, I guess you mean this guy who seems to be campaigning hard but has very few followers on X.
“I am the only candidate refusing all campaign contributions, declining a congressional salary and pension, and pledging easy public access to my financial and campaign disclosures. I own no individual stocks and will not trade while in Congress.”
— Abhiram Garapati For Congress (@abhiramgarapat2) May 25, 2025
- Abhiram Garapati, Republican…
"Israeli-American entrepreneur"
No thanks.
No thanks.
Ferg said:c-jags said:Ferg said:
Its going to be a real free for all. This gal is running for the same seat.I will ban halal food, burqas & the construction of muslim cities when I get to Congress.
— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForUSA) November 18, 2025
Texas will become the worst place for Islam & illegals to live in.
They’re not here to assimilate, they’re here to rape us into submission. pic.twitter.com/37Hv6zIdqg
I saw her signs in Temple and I had to doubleback. she was running in Missouri last year.
I've voted against Carter the last three elections for the Indian guy.
I won't vote for Carter or Gomez this time, but I will enjoy the clownshow she brings.
I'd like to see her go toe to toe with AOC. Gomez doesn't give a damn about being the least bit politically correct.
As for the Indian guy, I guess you mean this guy who seems to be campaigning hard but has very few followers on X.
“I am the only candidate refusing all campaign contributions, declining a congressional salary and pension, and pledging easy public access to my financial and campaign disclosures. I own no individual stocks and will not trade while in Congress.”
— Abhiram Garapati For Congress (@abhiramgarapat2) May 25, 2025
- Abhiram Garapati, Republican…
Will vote for this guy
Here's what I can't wait for:
1) shamwow dude kisses trump's ace
2) trump endorses shamwow guy
3) trump NPCs start telling us that prostitute-fighting shamwow guy is amazing, and look, even if he isn't, have you seen the other guy? A vote against shamwow guy is a vote for communism!
I'm not sure this will happen but I wont be surprised at all if it does.
1) shamwow dude kisses trump's ace
2) trump endorses shamwow guy
3) trump NPCs start telling us that prostitute-fighting shamwow guy is amazing, and look, even if he isn't, have you seen the other guy? A vote against shamwow guy is a vote for communism!
I'm not sure this will happen but I wont be surprised at all if it does.
valvemonkey91 said:
"Israeli-American entrepreneur"
No thanks.
You'd rather he be Palestinian-American? You know this is F16, verda?
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the later ignorance. Hippocrates
Quote:
Congressman John Carter R-Texas, the 84-year-old incumbent who is seeking re-election in the district. Carter's turf includes the northern Austin suburbs, Temple and Fort Hood.
I remember meeting him, and some friends supporting him when he first ran for Congress and his district at that time came down close to Houston.
That was in 2002, and he had already been a public official for a while as a state district judge in Williamson County.
I've never understood what makes some people want to be in public office for decades. Of course, I'm also thinking of a different former state district judge in the Senate.
Shamwow guy is a great Twitter follow. Spoiler warning - he's absolutely not going to play PC games and I hope he wins.
Ferg said:
Its going to be a real free for all. This gal is running for the same seat.I will ban halal food, burqas & the construction of muslim cities when I get to Congress.
— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForUSA) November 18, 2025
Texas will become the worst place for Islam & illegals to live in.
They’re not here to assimilate, they’re here to rape us into submission. pic.twitter.com/37Hv6zIdqg
Wow. That is interesting.
GAC06 said:cr06gis said:
duel citizen?
no ****ing thanks
Aaron Burr was a duel citizen
A lucky guess, a complete shot in the dark that you got that right.
#FJB
Quote:
Im all for term limits
I am too.... but they will be without teeth if we can't address the bigger problem - lifetime bureaucrats.
The Fall Guy said:
That is the Oxi Clean guy
Nah…The Oxi Clean guy is Ohio state's head football coach.
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Jugstore Cowboy said:Quote:
Congressman John Carter R-Texas, the 84-year-old incumbent who is seeking re-election in the district. Carter's turf includes the northern Austin suburbs, Temple and Fort Hood.
I remember meeting him, and some friends supporting him when he first ran for Congress and his district at that time came down close to Houston.
That was in 2002, and he had already been a public official for a while as a state district judge in Williamson County.
I've never understood what makes some people want to be in public office for decades. Of course, I'm also thinking of a different former state district judge in the Senate.
I thought he retired long ago to be with his wife Dejah.
torrid said:AtticusMatlock said:
His arrest following a drunken fight with a prostitute will make for an interesting campaign commercial.
It's good to have people with a lot of experiences representing us.
oklaunion said:Ferg said:
Its going to be a real free for all. This gal is running for the same seat.I will ban halal food, burqas & the construction of muslim cities when I get to Congress.
— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForUSA) November 18, 2025
Texas will become the worst place for Islam & illegals to live in.
They’re not here to assimilate, they’re here to rape us into submission. pic.twitter.com/37Hv6zIdqg
Wow. That is interesting.
On the other hand, it's really good to have gun gals respresenting us.
Psycho Bunny said:
Im all for term limits. To many dinosaurs in office right now.
Why will politicians vote for term limits? They won't ruin their easy money business. This is like the lion in charge of the pig farm.
oldarmy76 said:Ferg said:c-jags said:Ferg said:
Its going to be a real free for all. This gal is running for the same seat.I will ban halal food, burqas & the construction of muslim cities when I get to Congress.
— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForUSA) November 18, 2025
Texas will become the worst place for Islam & illegals to live in.
They’re not here to assimilate, they’re here to rape us into submission. pic.twitter.com/37Hv6zIdqg
I saw her signs in Temple and I had to doubleback. she was running in Missouri last year.
I've voted against Carter the last three elections for the Indian guy.
I won't vote for Carter or Gomez this time, but I will enjoy the clownshow she brings.
I'd like to see her go toe to toe with AOC. Gomez doesn't give a damn about being the least bit politically correct.
As for the Indian guy, I guess you mean this guy who seems to be campaigning hard but has very few followers on X.
“I am the only candidate refusing all campaign contributions, declining a congressional salary and pension, and pledging easy public access to my financial and campaign disclosures. I own no individual stocks and will not trade while in Congress.”
— Abhiram Garapati For Congress (@abhiramgarapat2) May 25, 2025
- Abhiram Garapati, Republican…
Will vote for this guy
He seems like a decent guy I don't dislike Carter as a person but he's a far cry from what he was 20 years ago when I moved to the area.
I'm also curious about Gomez and ShamWow guy moving to one of Temple/Killeen/Round Rock/Georgetown.
It will never happen but we would be better served by a Belton/Temple representative than anybody from GT/RR. Our southern neighbors are filled with fake neocons escaping Austin.
crowman2010 said:
I honestly got more of a chuckle out of his "Slap-Chop" commercial...back in the day it was YouTube GOLD!
"...watch this, you're gonna love my nuts!"
"You have a boring salad, you have a boring life ."
crowman2010 said:
I honestly got more of a chuckle out of his "Slap-Chop" commercial...back in the day it was YouTube GOLD!
"...watch this, you're gonna love my nuts!"
I just followed Abhiram on Twitter and he immediately followed me back. Went and read for a bit and he's all over his district canvassing.
Carter won't do jack squat and just rest on RNC money.
Carter won't do jack squat and just rest on RNC money.
infinity ag said:crowman2010 said:
I honestly got more of a chuckle out of his "Slap-Chop" commercial...back in the day it was YouTube GOLD!
"...watch this, you're gonna love my nuts!"
"...watch this...tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini!"
The states will have to do it via constitutional convention.
This is a goat, NOT a wife. pic.twitter.com/ZgGCyZkgHs
— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForUSA) November 25, 2025
Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.
Ferg said:This is a goat, NOT a wife. pic.twitter.com/ZgGCyZkgHs
— Valentina Gomez (@ValentinaForUSA) November 25, 2025
Y'all should copy Gomez, if only for the entertainment value.
Wow she's really cute.
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