Can't believe people still eat this ***** Haven't been to a McDonalds in at least 15 years.

McDonald's has the best soft drinks in the planet

I am reminded of the Monty Python sketch Crunchy Frog:

Inspector: 'ELLO!
Mr. Hilton: 'Ello.
Inspector: Mr. 'ilton?
Hilton: A-yes?
I: You are the sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?
H: I am, yes.
I: Constable ****oris and I are from the 'ygiene squad, and we'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the "Whizzo Quality Assortment".
H: Oh, yes.
I: If I may begin at the beginning. First there is the Cherry Fondue. Now this is extremely nasty. (pause) But we can't prosecute you for that.
H: Ah, agreed.
I: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.
H: Yes.
I: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?
H: Yes, a little one.
I: What sort of frog?
H: A...a *dead* frog.
I: Is it cooked?
H: No.
I: What, a RAW frog?!?
H: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
I: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
H: What else?
I: Well, don't you even take the bones out?
H: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?
I: Constable ****oris et one of those!! We have to protect the public!
C: Uh, would you excuse me a moment, Sir? (exits)
I: We have to protect the public! People aren't going to think there's a real frog in chocolate! Constable ****oris thought it was an almond whirl! They're bound to expect some sort of mock frog!
H: (outraged) MOCK frog!?! We use NO artificial additives or preservatives of ANY kind!
I: Nevertheless, I advise you in future to replace the words "Crunchy Frog" with the legend, "Crunchy, Raw, Unboned Real Dead Frog" if you wish to avoid prosecution!
H: What about our sales?

ts5641 said:

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Can't believe people still eat this ***** Haven't been to a McDonalds in at least 15 years.

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Their coffee is pretty good

Yeah some time ago they decided to up their game on coffee and tea. Pretty much always good these days.

techno-ag said:

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Yeah some time ago they decided to up their game on coffee and tea. Pretty much always good these days.

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I was in Pisa (Italy) in December. I walked just outside the wall where all the main sights are.

There is a McCafe there.

Not a McDonalds....just the McCafe part of it...

I always thought it was pork butt. Like, the anus..

THE ANUS!?!?!?

https://www.theunticket.com/craig-rosengarden-thinks-the-anus-is-on-him/

BusterAg said:

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Things next on the list:
Syria's
Hot dogs contain no dog meat.
Grape Nuts contain no grapes, and no nuts.
Bac'n bits usually have no bacon.
French Fries don't come from France
Sweetbreads have no bread.
Egg cream contains no egg or cream
Truffle oils contain no truffles
I have no idea how bologna doesn't have a "Y" somewhere in the name, and don't even get me started on spotted dick.

If I was a defense lawyer for McD, I would use each of these terms as often as possible until the judge slapped me down.

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Sgrisa does have grease. So there's that.

Squadron7 said:

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BusterAg said:

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Things next on the list:
Syria's
Hot dogs contain no dog meat.
Grape Nuts contain no grapes, and no nuts.
Bac'n bits usually have no bacon.
French Fries don't come from France
Sweetbreads have no bread.
Egg cream contains no egg or cream
Truffle oils contain no truffles
I have no idea how bologna doesn't have a "Y" somewhere in the name, and don't even get me started on spotted dick.

If I was a defense lawyer for McD, I would use each of these terms as often as possible until the judge slapped me down.

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Sgrisa does have grease. So there's that.

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Yep. That giant tower right across the street. Me and a buddy climbed up there one night. Half of the tower is grease. The other half is gravy they make with a little water and a static mixer.

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Much like the Jack in the Box tacos.

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LOL, I spent summer '76 working at Pepe Taco, it was next to the Whataburger on Dominick, looks like it's an empty lot now. After work, at midnight we'd go to Jack in the Box for tacos.

Also, I like McDonalds regular small hamburger.