eater of the list said:

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His boobs are crooked. WNB

dont care what Noem does would smash....her haters are just jealous.

93MarineHorn said:

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eater of the list said:

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He stole that from Mayor Pete!!!!

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Reminds me of Blur lyrics: "Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love"

TitanAGGIE09 said:

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Is it possible that after all it witnessed, maybe Noem’s dog shot itself?

— Tandy (@dantypo) March 31, 2026

This one made me chuckle

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JFC! Lol!

I would like to **** Kristi Noem, so this is of interest to me.

Anonymous Source said:

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"The family is blindsided by this".

It was going on in your own home and you had no idea? Your job is the entire security of the United States and you had no idea?

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Your boy Bill was getting blown in the WH and nobody knew it. To act like this is some indictment on her professional ability is stupid.

Those long, cold S. Dakota winters must really work on a man's mind.

Byron Noem when he sees Kristi chatting it up with Corey Lewandowski pic.twitter.com/1NrxCS6Lya

— we live inside a dream (@pmtaylor410) March 31, 2026

Logos Stick said:

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Anonymous Source said:

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"The family is blindsided by this".

It was going on in your own home and you had no idea? Your job is the entire security of the United States and you had no idea?

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Your boy Bill was getting blown in the WH and nobody knew it. To act like this is some indictment on her professional ability is stupid.

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Well, you're argument doesn't really hold up considering she just got fired.

Burpelson said:

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Reminds me of Blur lyrics: "Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love"

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Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman but talks like a man

TRD-Ferguson said:

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"Im just going to say something very honestly. It may be offensive but I'll say it.

Ive seen Kristi Noem and shes gorgeous. Theres no chance id be gay if I was with a woman like her.

Id be banging that like a snare drum at a Metallica concert.

What world are we living in?

Just when you think you've seen it all, someone shouts, "hold my beer!"" ~ The Disrespected Trucker on X.

He's correct!

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The ancient adage still applies: "No matter how hot or good the lay, someone somewhere is absolutely sick of her ****"

Did not have this on my bingo card.

How freaking weird.

FriscoKid said:

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eater of the list said:

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His boobs are crooked. WNB

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The problem isn't that there are ****ed up mentally ill people out there, but that there are so damn many of them.

agent-maroon said:

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Those long, cold S. Dakota winters must really work on a man's mind.

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theres probably actually something to this. Some Scandinavian princess got caught partying during 2020 lockdowns and it sparked alot of talk about how long, depressing winters essentially bring out the worst in people.

Not a good look. Glad she's not in that position anymore. Trump needs to continue to distance himself from her.

Serious Lee said:

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agent-maroon said:

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Those long, cold S. Dakota winters must really work on a man's mind.

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theres probably actually something to this. Some Scandinavian princess got caught partying during 2020 lockdowns and it sparked alot of talk about how long, depressing winters essentially bring out the worst in people.

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Blame it on SAAD and alcohol...

I don't know. People are just weird. Filling in the gaps in their lives with this depravity. I get bored too, but between faith, family, friends, work, hobbies, chores and projects who has time to dress up with fakies and who's dumber to post it on the internet? The internet keeps "receipts" forever. Even if you have these fetishes / impulses how do you act on them? Mental illness is rampant.

HoustonAggie11 said:

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dont care what Noem does would smash....her haters are just jealous.

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IDK, man. Seems like she used to be really hot. She's skinny as a rail now. Way too skinny.

Sign of the times when normal people are outraged and libs are like "what's the issue"?

bray462 said:

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HoustonAggie11 said:

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dont care what Noem does would smash....her haters are just jealous.

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IDK, man. Seems like she used to be really hot. She's skinny as a rail now. Way too skinny.

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Because her husband got the boobs!

rocky the dog said:

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We've gone from slapstick, can't breathe from laughing so hard moments to, you're going to accept this and like it...

Captn_Ag05 said:

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DrEvazanPhD said:

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So...she going to be single soon?

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He may be the more sane one of the two

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ttu_85 said:

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Yuck. Ban this poster forever.

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Hotter than Hillary…

**If I stop posting, you know what happened.

ts5641 said:

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Not a good look. Glad she's not in that position anymore. Trump needs to continue to distance himself from her.

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Aye. I am normally a very staunch "whatever the hell makes you happy and gets your rocks off, more power to you". Even now I can't find myself giving an actual **** about what he is doing. It's amusing more than anything to me honestly.

BUT

With her previous position and the not exactly super secret way he was going about his alt life, there existed way too many chances to compromise her through her husband alone. Way too many precedents of bad actors with power over officials trying to maintain their squeaky clean images. To include their home and family lives.

Odd how this didn't come up in the determination of her security clearance. Seems like this type of degeneracy by a spouse would disqualify her.

This makes me wonder how long he's been into bimbofication.

I didn't even know bimbofication was a thing....lol. And maybe i just don't understand, but I dont think he is doing right....lol

It's odd how Byron Noem's chats with online fetish models, cross dressing, and wearing fake breasts didn't come up in determining Kriti Noem's security clearance because this could be used for blackmail and likely be enough to prevent someone to be denied a security clearance, including the spouse of the person in question. However, if a Democrat was acting like this, they would end up on the View and reading stories to grade school children.

HTownAg98 said:

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This makes me wonder how long he's been into bimbofication.

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How long have they been married? At least that long

Bingo.

Iraq2xVeteran said:

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It's odd how Byron Noem's chats with online fetish models, cross dressing, and wearing fake breasts didn't come up in determining Kriti Noem's security clearance because this could be used for blackmail and likely be enough to prevent someone to be denied a security clearance, including the spouse of the person in question. However, if a Democrat was acting like this, they would end up on the View and reading stories to grade school children.

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We should disband the CIA and FBI, hire a half dozen Mossad folks to replace them. This would have been known from the beginning and his pager would have exploded long ago.