Hey some breasts for a lucrative contract wouldn't be all terrible.

Also, I can state I've had a bunch of cases involving "minority owned businesses." They give 51% ownership to a woman or person of color or whatever and they don't know what the F they are doing. It's a stupid law and it should be banned nationwide.

GeorgiAg said:

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This law could be the basis of a hilarious TV sitcom. Of course you could never make one like this nowadays.

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More proof you can't trust crossdressers around your children.

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Gnome Sayin said:

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Question 1: Who's your favorite character on "Will and Grace"?

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Who and who?

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Straight man detected!

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or a highly closeted individual. Regardless, he wouldn't be applying for alphabet cali benefits so the test holds true.

I've been told that identity is fluid. Why can't I be gay to start my business and then decide not to be, afterward?

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AggieMD95 said:

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Hahaha

A doctors note ?! What could go wrong ?

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That's the one that will be the most easily exploited.

Not even just by unscrupulous money-grubbing fake doctors. If you were a legit doctor, what further evidence would you require from a patient who merely told you he was gay?

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Doctor: How are you going to prove that you are actually gay?
Gay patient: Bend over and I'll show you.
Doctor: Approved.

nortex97 said:

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But, one would have to get 3 friends to confirm your gayness.

Like most dudes, I would have no trouble finding three friends to call me gay on official letterhead https://t.co/BwY2zdTOhJ

— Geoffrey Ingersoll (@GPIngersoll) June 16, 2026

This is so absurd it's almost beyond my powers of mockery.

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If a man don't have at least three friends who will attest with a straight face that he is"the biggest ********** I know", he doesn't have any true friends..

nortex97 said:

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But, one would have to get 3 friends to confirm your gayness.

Like most dudes, I would have no trouble finding three friends to call me gay on official letterhead https://t.co/BwY2zdTOhJ

— Geoffrey Ingersoll (@GPIngersoll) June 16, 2026

This is so absurd it's almost beyond my powers of mockery.

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The fix for this is easy.

Tell them this while operation was a Trump-sanctioned act so they could compile a roster of who to send to the gay concentration camps. The policy will collapse within hours.

Backyard Gator said:

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nortex97 said:

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But, one would have to get 3 friends to confirm your gayness.

Like most dudes, I would have no trouble finding three friends to call me gay on official letterhead https://t.co/BwY2zdTOhJ

— Geoffrey Ingersoll (@GPIngersoll) June 16, 2026

This is so absurd it's almost beyond my powers of mockery.

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The fix for this is easy.

Tell them this while operation was a Trump-sanctioned act so they could compile a roster of who to send to the gay concentration camps. The policy will collapse within hours.

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Dude! Don't share this. I still have several openings in the South East Texas Trump Gay Death Camp to get filled.

POV you're trying to pass California's gay certification test https://t.co/o3sw9I0cH7 pic.twitter.com/GpDsiaUBvc

— TBC (@TBC_on_X) June 16, 2026

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This will get shot down by the Muslim community, and Cali won't want to fight that battle. It is religious discrimination, and you can't use religious beliefs as a method to exclude people from government support.

Can't wait to see the word salads and mental gymnastics of trying to appease both those ideologies on this one.

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The long game is the muslims are using the stupid liberals to gain power. The dedicated religious fanatics are willing to sing Kumbaya and hold hands with these ignorant infidels for now. The test for them is just how much BS can they put up with that the leftists are throwing out there. Just how long can they hold their nose.

Eventually, when the time is right - off the rooftops you go!

Democrats, you have been warned.

According to Ron White, we're all at least a little bit gay.

The best character on Will and Grace was the smart ass chick that was always drinking and had big tits.

Urban Ag said:

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The best character on Will and Grace was the smart ass chick that was always drinking and had big tits.

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Seems kinda random lol. I never watched the show but this has my interest.

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Urban Ag said:

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The best character on Will and Grace was the smart ass chick that was always drinking and had big tits.

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Seems kinda random lol. I never watched the show but this has my interest.

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Mrs. Swanson.

Gives a whole new meaning to the old "Just who do I have to sleep with to get this job anyways?"

"Gayer than a California utility vendor" is now the new phrase of choice.

Urban Ag said:

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The best character on Will and Grace was the smart ass chick that was always drinking and had big tits.

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Nick Offerman's (Ron Swanson) wife, Megan Mullally.

Maybe it's time for an earthquake

BusterAg said:

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Super interested in the "no true irishman" arguments that might break out due to this.

Will be entertaining.

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No true Scotsman would think the fallacy was about the Irish. Clearly you're gay and Irish.

Why have a form to fill out. Just conduct these types of interviews.

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captkirk said:

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More pressure I don't need. Now I have to cram for a gay test

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How do business owners in CA go camping?

They pack their crap the night before.