How about wearing a patch on your chest so us normies can identify y'all?

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Let me get this straight. To be a woman all one needs is to identify as a women. To be gay you need to take a test?

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Pun intended?

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This is so absurd it's almost beyond my powers of mockery.

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Agreed. I'm struggling here.

California just keeps taking life to new levels of ludicrous. I hope this program gets abused beyond belief.

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We live in Bizarro World

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Californians live in bizarro world.

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A guy like Talarico having a chance at winning a senate seat? I would say that qualifies...

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Question 1: Who's your favorite character on "Will and Grace"?

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For a gay dude, is there really a wrong answer to this question?

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For the record I'm not gay. But I think if someone answers Will or Grace then they're not gay.

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The only correct answers are Karen Walker and Beverly Leslie

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So in Cali, you have to prove you are gay to get special treatment and participate in this program, but you don't have to prove you are a US citizen to vote.

What a godless, worthless collection of humanity that state is.

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Millions and millions of great people there who are insanely frustrated with what is happening to their once great state. I feel bad for them and only them. Places like SoCal and Northern Coast are amazing...some of the most breathtaking geography and ideal climate in the world.

If Texas was following the same path of depravity and decay, it would be super easy for me to leave, even if it was all I knew. Houston is a hellish mosquito infested swamp that humans were not meant to live in imo...but I put up with it because we have not gone full ret@rd like Cali. If a place like San Diego was all I knew, it would be much harder to get me to leave.

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We live in Bizarro World

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Californians live in bizarro world.

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A guy like Talarico having a chance at winning a senate seat? I would say that qualifies...

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If he wins...or if it is even close...it will be a very troubling 'canary in the coal mine' indicator that we are on our way to being Cali 2.0.

Hahaha

A doctors note ?! What could go wrong ?

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Isn't that a violation of federal law?

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It would seem so. I mean do people have to prove they're straight?

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A doctors note ?! What could go wrong ?

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LOL, I require a doctor's note to prove I'm gay!

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A doctors note ?! What could go wrong ?

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That's the one that will be the most easily exploited.

Not even just by unscrupulous money-grubbing fake doctors. If you were a legit doctor, what further evidence would you require from a patient who merely told you he was gay?

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How about wearing a patch on your chest so us normies can identify y'all?

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Great idea! They can wear a pink triangle.

How about a forehead tattoo. Forehead not foreskin.

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Question 1: Who's your favorite character on "Will and Grace"?

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For a gay dude, is there really a wrong answer to this question?

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For the record I'm not gay. But I think if someone answers Will or Grace then they're not gay.

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I used to watch this with my wife when we were first married. The "Will" character is the type of gay character that pretty much all conservatives would get along with just fine in the real world. Yep, you're gay, great, let's get back to work.

There was an episode where Will was becoming increasingly irritated by Jack's antics and he snapped at him and said "do you have to act like a *** all the time?". That would never fly now.

I think i watched a handful of will and grace episodes then just got tired of the same sex jokes over and over again.. Watched just enough to know that will and grace were the worst parts of the show. The fun was with the secondary characters.

More pressure I don't need. Now I have to cram for a gay test

"Do people around you ever hear the sound of you passing gas?"

"No."

"Ok good here's your money."

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Let me get this straight. To be a woman all one needs is to identify as a women. To be gay you need to take a test?

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It will really serve them right when the gay population of California is massively reduced, just because so many of them failed the gay test and we're forced to return to heterosexuality.

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More pressure I don't need. Now I have to cram for a gay test

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Have you found a study group yet?

I'm a lesbian stuck in a man's body.
Give me my money.

I'm an attorney. If any of you need me to certify,

KInd of a Poofdee - $800.
Totally gay - $1,000
Flaming Homo - $1,200.

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More pressure I don't need. Now I have to cram for a gay test

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I'm an attorney. If any of you need me to certify,

KInd of a Poofdee - $800.
Totally gay - $1,000
Flaming Homo - $1,200.

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What do you have for $400, what does that get me?

This will get shot down by the Muslim community, and Cali won't want to fight that battle. It is religious discrimination, and you can't use religious beliefs as a method to exclude people from government support.

Can't wait to see the word salads and mental gymnastics of trying to appease both those ideologies on this one.

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I'm an attorney. If any of you need me to certify,

KInd of a Poofdee - $800.
Totally gay - $1,000
Flaming Homo - $1,200.

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What do you have for $400, what does that get me?

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Certified Longhorn fan, frequently goes back to visit Austin, drives a Subaru, drinks Soy Mocha Lattes.

Well I guess this is progress. Now if they can just define who a woman is.

You can just stop at certified longhorn fan. Everything else is overkill, you've already proven it.

Saw this Tshirt in ATL once. Hilarious.

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Question 1: Who's your favorite character on "Will and Grace"?

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Who and who?

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Question 1: Who's your favorite character on "Will and Grace"?

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Who and who?

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Straight man detected!

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Question 1: Who's your favorite character on "Will and Grace"?

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But what if you want to go messing around with Debra?

This law could be the basis of a hilarious TV sitcom. Of course you could never make one like this nowadays.

Seems like discrimination