My condolences, dsvogel. I practiced law in the Valley for ten years and they were ten of the worst years of my life. Everything about the legal system in the valley is corrupt and backwards, and from what I saw, many of the other industries were the same. It's just a nasty, dirty, corrupt place to live and try to raise a family.
I grew up in north Texas and we moved back here to the DFW area in 2006, just in time for my oldest daughter to go to middle school. My 2nd choice was Austin. Hope you get back there soon.