NewFraud, you got a lot of shade coming out your mouth
Maybe you don't know, but we're conservative in the south
You thought you dropped bombs, talking bout my moms
Quit upsetting your date, and apologize to your palms

Veloci-Rapper.

Resorting to half rhymes eh?

Bananas, you're crazy, loco, psychotic
You must be dizzy, my lyrics are hypnotic
Half rhyme, a crime? Because I use it?
Admit I'm the best, how can you refuse it?

It's been 18 hours, not a sole survived
But I gotta send praise to rcb05
That jersey you have... brings tears to my eyes
You sir, are cemented as one of the good guys

2chainz absolutely killed it

TRU!

2chainz cleared the room, with soulless words
She was ridiculous, unworthy, completely absurd
Y'all two should get a room, for some hanky panky
Dumb and dumber the sequel starring 2chainz and Yankees

lol wut

NewArmyAgg is straight back in the game
I banged Raptor's mom and she screamed my name
She said Raptor likes men and homosexual pleasure
He loves peen so much that you can't even measure

That must be why Raptor's busting weak flows
Tryin to hide his queer attraction to bros
Maybe someday he'll face up to what's real
And find the right gay man to seal the deal

But for now he's a fraud, just a hypocrite homo
Faking interest in sports and fapping to Tony Romo
Raptor, you're rhymes are so f***ing weak
It's time you sit down and let the real rhymers speak

NewFraud, is that what you are all about
Every 24 hours the same **** will sprout?
Unoriginal, Copy, paste, then hit post reply
Well, it not like we thought you were a stand up guy

Raptor:

What the ****, buck, step in front of this truck?
As I swing my machete, please forget to duck.
You're trippin', slippin', nobody's listening
The air through your ears is still just whistling

TexAgs rap battles...

quote:

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These are more like middle class suburban White guys trying to 'out-similie' and 'out-metaphor' each other...while hanging generic White guy rhyming words on the end of each line.

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That could totally be the name of a really cool band....

jj9000, is a rap battle what you want?
It's first and ten, you've got the, ball
Why the hell you lining up to punt?
Is this a stunt, I'm beating down *****es for a cause
I'm an arsonist, give me a match...wait, pause
I see you're trying to make a point
It's puff, puff, give here among friends
And you're the ******* bogarting the joint

I've read some horrible threads on this website in my time, but I think this one just set a new all time low.

Houston, you have chosen a deadly path
Go back, retract, after you've done the math
Every single chump that has stepped up to me
Is covered in dirt, grass, and a stone marked R.I.P

Is the 9000 how many hours you've been alive?
You might understand me if you were older than 25
Don't run away, stay, wipe away those tears
I didn't realize you were so wet behind the ears

I'm like the Da Vinci code, But you ain't Tom hanks
Decipher me, ha. I'm more secure than a Swiss bank.
Your insane, no brain, between wet ears a chasm
Cause your dumbass can't understand sarcasm

It's been 24 hours, and not a peep
So "bleep" all y'all mother effin bleeps
I brought the reign, I am the god of thunder
And all my haters are now six feet under


End of thread! Two in the chest, and one in your head...

This post is for Cretaceous Level Subscribers only.

Raptor clearly won this thread.

^

This.

I feel like I have now advanced to crectaseous level.

this is definitely one of those "WTF" moments

Raptor won, no contest.

The only person who won this thread is the poster who never clicked on it.

You stoked the ashes, didn't think bout the flames
Oh yeah, I'm kicking ass and taking names!
The light switch got flicked, post script
And there's more than enough room in my crypt

Raptor please dont hurt em.

Can't Think Of A Name, let me help
This may leave more than just a welt
You should be named for your contribution...
So Summer's Eve fits for your constant dewshing

In the stands, there are my fans
They see me wrecking all of your plans
I heard the encore, raised my victory cup
Damn, I tore this mother ****er up!
The stadium can empty now, no more fights
And can the last person to leave, turn out the lights?