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Last: 11 days ago by DGrimesAg92
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I'm lost. What do I gig
JFF ain't thinking 'bout backing down
So Raptor's rhymes gotta come back around
**** the Manning camp for kids, what a joke
Aggies will always love Johnny, unless he chokes
But that ain't gonna happen, not a chance
Rice is the first to find out, Owls drop your pants
Grab your ankles, pray for it to end fast
Cause JFF will be on time, hydrated, and ready to pluck your ass
So Raptor's rhymes gotta come back around
**** the Manning camp for kids, what a joke
Aggies will always love Johnny, unless he chokes
But that ain't gonna happen, not a chance
Rice is the first to find out, Owls drop your pants
Grab your ankles, pray for it to end fast
Cause JFF will be on time, hydrated, and ready to pluck your ass
In after strong bump
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Others merely adopted the zoo; I was born in it, molded by it.
http://youtu.be/wHKbwcKehgM
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Others merely adopted the zoo; I was born in it, molded by it.
http://youtu.be/wHKbwcKehgM
This is one of the first threads I read on Texags. I was instantly sold
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All the old white guys trying to rap to be with the times.
Also isn't raptor a 40 year old white football coach
Also isn't raptor a 40 year old white football coach
It's 42 days till we kick off the season
When I saw this thread bumped I knew there had to be a reason
It's that time of the year when the board lacks cohesion
Whats that time called again? Oh yeah the Offseason
When I saw this thread bumped I knew there had to be a reason
It's that time of the year when the board lacks cohesion
Whats that time called again? Oh yeah the Offseason
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I see how it is, your lacking in style
So I think I'll just flash kick you like Guile
You bring this thread back
Ain't nobody got time for that
Now that you know you're playing with fire
Next time I'll just slash up your tire
So I think I'll just flash kick you like Guile
You bring this thread back
Ain't nobody got time for that
Now that you know you're playing with fire
Next time I'll just slash up your tire
Oh wow. I missed this the first time around...
[This message has been edited by SoBeMiami_AGgal (edited 7/20/2013 9:18p).]
[This message has been edited by SoBeMiami_AGgal (edited 7/20/2013 9:18p).]
You guys don't have s clue
I will smoke you fools
Just like a side a beef
In your grocers freezer
Back of my jeep
I can't doubt you have wisdom
I'll eat up your leftovers
If you get in my way
I will smoke you fools
Just like a side a beef
In your grocers freezer
Back of my jeep
I can't doubt you have wisdom
I'll eat up your leftovers
If you get in my way
After reading this thread all the others ones can't hang
It's hard to hold my attention when they're absent from the rap game
I search for the rhymes but they're nowhere to be found
Not a single sonnet what's wrong with those clowns
It's hard to hold my attention when they're absent from the rap game
I search for the rhymes but they're nowhere to be found
Not a single sonnet what's wrong with those clowns
Bee*** thinkin he can rap
But forreal all he really do is fap
To all that ghey meat that he tap.
But forreal all he really do is fap
To all that ghey meat that he tap.
SoBe da hottest ***** in here
She denied me and brought me to tears
She's completely single
And we can't even mingle.
She thinks I ain't forreal
But forreal I do what I do baby boo.
You can take that to the bank
And deposit it to
Because ain't nobody betta than me
mAgnoliAg is who I'll always be
She denied me and brought me to tears
She's completely single
And we can't even mingle.
She thinks I ain't forreal
But forreal I do what I do baby boo.
You can take that to the bank
And deposit it to
Because ain't nobody betta than me
mAgnoliAg is who I'll always be
Ive found myself reminiscing of old threads and new
I've seen a few good ones and a few with some nudes
And you might think I spend too much time on here but please don't be rude
Just like Johnny once said walk a day in my shoes
[This message has been edited by Rcwesttxag (edited 7/20/2013 9:47p).]
I've seen a few good ones and a few with some nudes
And you might think I spend too much time on here but please don't be rude
Just like Johnny once said walk a day in my shoes
[This message has been edited by Rcwesttxag (edited 7/20/2013 9:47p).]
quote:
SoBe da hottest ***** in here
She denied me and brought me to tears
She's completely single
And we can't even mingle.
She thinks I ain't forreal
But forreal I do what I do baby boo.
You can take that to the bank
And deposit it to
Because ain't nobody betta than me
mAgnoliAg is who I'll always be
One of the more embarrassing moments in texags history. And that says a lot.
quote:quote:
SoBe da hottest ***** in here
She denied me and brought me to tears
She's completely single
And we can't even mingle.
She thinks I ain't forreal
But forreal I do what I do baby boo.
You can take that to the bank
And deposit it to
Because ain't nobody betta than me
mAgnoliAg is who I'll always be
And that's when she was landed
My other *****es I unfranded.
This thread is pure Texags gold. I never saw this when it originally started!! Definitely saving this one for the archives!
Jason Cook sure likes to bevel
Let me bring this down to your level
The 90's are gone fool, let it go
Cause this sh*t looks like tech for show
Your old white ass don't know what's hip
Kill this sh*t now before I bust your lip
Let me bring this down to your level
The 90's are gone fool, let it go
Cause this sh*t looks like tech for show
Your old white ass don't know what's hip
Kill this sh*t now before I bust your lip
Aaron Hernandez, we'll watch fo sho
We don't care if he's down with blow
The Aggies next game will be up in my bowl
Arky will beat them, glory hole
We don't care if he's down with blow
The Aggies next game will be up in my bowl
Arky will beat them, glory hole
This thread reminds me that white dudes with an Internet addiction shouldn't rap.
(Except for ICA. But slashing tires is gay).
(Except for ICA. But slashing tires is gay).
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belk
8-4, Ags be mad
6 more years, Ags be glad
Defense improved, not enough
Johnny's O, the wrong stuff?
**** be real, losing to 3 top fives
Looks like our team ran outta lives
Bowl game meaningless, Wreckin' Who?
Bring on the offseason, and **** t.u.
6 more years, Ags be glad
Defense improved, not enough
Johnny's O, the wrong stuff?
**** be real, losing to 3 top fives
Looks like our team ran outta lives
Bowl game meaningless, Wreckin' Who?
Bring on the offseason, and **** t.u.
quote:
8-4, Ags be mad
6 more years, Ags be glad
Defense improved, not enough
Johnny's O, the wrong stuff?
**** be real, losing to 3 top fives
Looks like our team ran outta lives
Bowl game meaningless, Wreckin' Who?
Bring on the offseason, and **** t.u.
Bring back your damn why we lose threads
quote:
Bring back your damn why we lose threads
This.
I like to read all of Raptor's Rap posts as if 'Siri' were saying it.
**** Duke, those smart ass jerks
Manziel & Lebron had a contract in the works
He Gone. Legendary. One for the ages.
NFL. Oh well, the history book turns it's pages
Get you some Johnny, we def got ours
Just play hard, do right, and stay out of bars
A&M appreciates that you done did all that
Here's a ten, will you autograph my hat?
Manziel & Lebron had a contract in the works
He Gone. Legendary. One for the ages.
NFL. Oh well, the history book turns it's pages
Get you some Johnny, we def got ours
Just play hard, do right, and stay out of bars
A&M appreciates that you done did all that
Here's a ten, will you autograph my hat?
2 Chainz probably won, but Raptor you sir were entertaining as well. I like your style!!!
I think there is room for 2 rappers in here
I think there is room for 2 rappers in here
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