Chelsea 2022-23 Thread

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Rudyjax
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Kampfers said:

This team just can not catch a break


Karma for how they **** on Pulisic.
Max Power
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Lost at home to the worst team in the EPL, they can't perform against anyone.
JJxvi
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They didnt sign anybody to score goals. I dont think this ownership group has a clue
byfLuger41
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Thanks, Putin.
Rudyjax
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Karma.
JJxvi
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This is absolutely fascinating. Who exactly is supposed to be scoring a goal in these teams that are picked? At least you actually had Aubamayang on the bench for this one. The difference between Tuchel and Potter is that Tuchel could win with all defense and nicking a goal from a wingback. Potter has no clue what to do with this strikerless team.
Rudyjax
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JJxvi
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We scored a goal
JJxvi
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and won
Kampfers
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Two, even!

Havertz is so snakebit right now. Absolutely beautiful goal called back for offside, shot off the post from open play, pen off the post. So glad he scored the second pen, and hopefully that can open the floodgates a bit.

There's no doubt that the team was in their own heads a bit about their form. Hopefully we can start stringing together some dubs now.

And FWIW, the encroachment decision was absolutely correct. Complaints about that aside, Chelsea clearly looked the better team across the course of both legs. Created more/better chances both home and away. And Bellingham looks a right *****.
byfLuger41
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That was nice!

Blues up 1-0
byfLuger41
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Interesting draw indeed.
wangus12
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I'm starting to think yall pulled the trigger to quickly on Tuchel
FTAco07
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https://www.espn.com/soccer/soccer-transfers/story/4914726/graham-potter-out-as-chelsea-boss-after-just-nine-months-in-charge

Potter is out
Max Power
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Surprised at the timing but not the decision.
wangus12
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Mathguy64 calls it back in 2021

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1:21p, 1/25/21


O/U on the number of times Frank gets rehired. 2.5

O/U on the number of managers between Frank 1 and Frank 2. 3.5
Rudyjax
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wangus12 said:

Mathguy64 calls it back in 2021

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Mathguy64
1:21p, 1/25/21


O/U on the number of times Frank gets rehired. 2.5

O/U on the number of managers between Frank 1 and Frank 2. 3.5



Wow. Good job.
jeffk
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wangus12 said:

Mathguy64 calls it back in 2021

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Mathguy64
1:21p, 1/25/21


O/U on the number of times Frank gets rehired. 2.5

O/U on the number of managers between Frank 1 and Frank 2. 3.5



All he did was set the O/U.
deadbq03
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Yeah. And this is rehire #1. Setting it that high means he thinks it's highly likely we see 2 or 3 rehires.

Let's talk again after rehire #2.
Mathguy64
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jeffk said:

wangus12 said:

Mathguy64 calls it back in 2021

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Mathguy64
1:21p, 1/25/21


O/U on the number of times Frank gets rehired. 2.5

O/U on the number of managers between Frank 1 and Frank 2. 3.5



All he did was set the O/U.


Do not mock your betters. Mathstrodomus isn't to be trifled with. I may be tempted to predict the next Liverpool manager.
jeffk
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You're like Math Vegas. Set some lines for next manager and I'll place a wager.
Mathguy64
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jeffk said:

You're like Math Vegas. Set some lines for next manager and I'll place a wager.


3-1 Klopp leaves.
1-1 Chelsea rehires Frank for real.
3-2 Spurs bring back Poch
akm91
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Klopp leaves and takes the USMNT position!
"And liberals, being liberals, will double down on failure." - dedgod
byfLuger41
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Hold me.
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byfLuger41 said:

Hold me.


You won't be playing in Europe next year so past history suggests you will win the league in '24.
JJxvi
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This idiot that owns the team couldnt win it if they let him spend a billion more dollars on it.
JJxvi
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https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/29/roman-abramovich-secretly-bankrolled-dutch-football-club-leaked-documents-suggest
byfLuger41
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Never been more unenthusiastic about a game than I am today.

Tie a knot and hang on at this point.
Jim01
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It was a promising first 10 with the line up that Lampard chose, but after that it's been the usual. We do the standard stuff just fine, get to the attacking third and have NO ideas.
BigJim49 AustinNowDallas
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ONE goal in FIVE games in Apr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitiful!
Max Power
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Sounds like Pochettino is getting the job, I'm good with that. I wasn't big on Nagelsmann, I was just too worried about his age, thought he was too young. I really wanted Luis Enrique but I can accept Pochettino. The last team Chelsea hired a guy fired by PSG they won the UCL, but this team has a way to go.
JJxvi
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**** yeah, finally scored a goal!
byfLuger41
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May is going to be very long. Ready for this season to end.
JJxvi
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We're staying up!
byfLuger41
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Lol

Man we suck so bad, it's comical at this point.
 
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