k20dub said:
A) The time Charles Barkley "hung out" in with me and other guys at Rice University during the Comets' first-ever exhibition game because he was tired of watching them play.
Ooops! Sorry, I forgot about the "prize".
So right out of A&M in 1996 I got a job in Rice University's sports information department covering the two greatest sports in the history of the world: volleyball and track.
But I also got to assist on everything else, which was really cool because 1) it was Rice's first year in the WAC and 2) it was Lance Berkman's unbelievable year in which he hit .431 and had 41 home runs in 60 games.
So the Houston Comets and the WNBA were born that year and for some reason played their first-ever exhibition game at Autry Court at Rice, and we all had to work it. Charles Barkley was on hand representing the Rockets - probably because they paid him to be - and also because he was on the IR.
At halftime, me and the two guys I mostly worked with headed back to our office in the back to check emails and check scores from the NBA and MLB and here's Barkley trying to get a Powerade out of a vending machine. He asks if we have a place he can sit down for a while, so we invite him to our office, which is just a big work room with cubicles.
He sits down at the conference table, drinks his drink, and has us tell him the scores from the NBA and what different players were doing. When we told him the Sonics score he said that he didn't understand how Shawn Kemp had so many kids because of how ugly he was, and even if you're rich, women still have standards about who they let get them pregnant.
So we're all basically being exactly who you think we'd be in that position, 3 ultra-dork white guys working in the SID office hanging on Chuck's every word. We heard the horn blow for a minute until the second half started and all started getting up. Barkley says, "Ya'll sit down a few minutes and talk to me some more. I can't watch that bull**** for another hour."
My coworker who covered women's basketball gave a look like he was vastly offended and almost said something but thankfully wised up. So we stalled out another 10-15 minutes with Barkley asking us where we were from and where we went to school.
Later when when he was back watching, with about 5 minutes to go he made to leave so I got sent over to ask him to come take a picture with Rice's women's basketball coach and team. We were standing there waiting and watching and there's just a brutal sequence of events - missed shots, backcourt violation, throwing it out of bounds and he's saying to me "I told you, I told you, I told you this is bad."