***** Official Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread *****

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Prosperdick said:

iBrad said:

Might have been mentioned, but every ball Jake hit today was over 100 mph exit velo. He was pretty locked in.
I swear if Espada moves him up in the order and I'm driving to Chicago to kick him in the jimmys. LEAVE HIM AT 9!!!


Jake will probably get an off day today...
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wessimo said:

Prosperdick said:

iBrad said:

Might have been mentioned, but every ball Jake hit today was over 100 mph exit velo. He was pretty locked in.
I swear if Espada moves him up in the order and I'm driving to Chicago to kick him in the jimmys. LEAVE HIM AT 9!!!


Jake will probably get an off day today...


Dubon can't play if Jake does. And all that running around the bases will have taken Jake's legs out.
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Astros Bingo Update 5-4-25

Tick back up to an 86-win pace

After racking up 4 stolen bases in a 6-game stretch in early April, Pena hasn't had one since April 22.

Don't look now, but Diaz is hitting .218. His average has come up 75 points in his last 10 games, and his OPS has come up 203 points in the same span.

Your new team leader in OPS: Jake Meyers at .780.
Jake also now hitting .295, 65 points above his bingo square

Altuve down to .268. He is in a 9-for-49 slump (.184) and his run pace is down to 76.

Daniel Faraday on pace for 111 starts (100 is the magic number)

Hunter Brown is on pace for a 25-5 record. I believe the Astro win total record is 22. 25-5 (.833) - Hunter's projected winning percentage would be second all-time to Mike Hampton's (.846) during his remarkable 22-4 1999 season that got him traded with Derek Bell to the Mets for Roger Cedeno, Octavio Dotel, and Kyle Kessel - who played terrible basketball at A&M for a couple of years. Also, Hampton possibly got traded for sleeping with somebody's wife (rumor).

Abreu on pace for 51 holds (MLB record) and 101 strikeouts (both bingo squares)

Kyle Tucker bombs #9, pace is 43
Trout misses another game, down to 147 pace
White Sox back up to 118 loss pace (115 is the mark)
Dodgers take 2nd straight from Cub, up to 113 win pace (108 is the mark)
Shohei hits a homer, up to a 39 HR, 44 SB pace
Judge hits #11, on pace for 54 HR, 162 RBi, 265 H (MLB record), and still batting .432 with a 1.312 OPS.



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CFTXAG10 said:

Happy LMJ Day!


Let's go!!!!
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The Original Houston 1836
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As a frequent critic who thought LMJ would never pitch again in the majors, I couldn't be happier to eat crow and be wrong today. Even if everything goes south, this has at least the potential to be a great day in Houston Sports - LMJ back on the mound and the Rockets hosting a Game 7 playoff tonight.

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I hope Lance goes out and just gives us 5+ solid innings. So excited to finally have my favorite Astros pitcher back!
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So…Yordan to the IL incoming right?

ETA: Where is Paredes?
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For anyone that forgot or maybe is new, let me reintroduce you to Lance MF McCullers.

Thanks to a "reach" from Jeff Luhnow by selecting Correa at 1/1, there is a little extra money (2.4 M under slot!) in the pool. That money leads to being able to steal Lance away from college and pay him over slot.



At only 21 years old, in mid May, the kid got the call everyone dreams they get. The balls on this kid too. He decides to wear ****ing Batman cleats. Recently, Josh Reddick (who was on the As at the time) talked about how pissed they were. We didn't know it at the time, but it was a very Lance start. 4.2 inning, 93 pitches, 1 ER, 5 K, 3 BB.



The real legend of Lance takes shape in October of 2017. He closes out game 7 with 24 straight curveballs and there wasn't a damn thing the Yankees could do about it. He would go on to start game 7 of the WS as well. He even moved to the delayed TJ and moved to the bullpen in an effort to repeat in 2018.





When **** hit the fan in 2020, Lance was a true ride or die for his boys.

Quote:

"There was only one snitch and that's the person (former Astros starter Mike Fiers) who spoke to The Athletic," McCullers said. "It is what it is.

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"Joe Kelly threw a ball behind Bregman's head on 3-0 on purpose," McCullers said. "Not only did he take it upon himself to send a message, but he wasn't even a part of that team. We knew coming into the game he likes to go off-script. What he did was unprofessional."
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"He started that issue with what he said after he struck Carlos out," McCullers said, per Jayson Stark of The Athletic. "You know, I'm not going to repeat it. But citing the 'oh, I didn't get close'I mean, Joe was scared. Carlos isn't the right dude to mess with. So it is what it is. You know, I'm beyond it. He got his five games. And it is what it is."

Then when the dynasty was transitioning from the '17 core to the '22 core, he stepped up in a lot of ways until the injury bug got him. The 2021 ALDS - 10.2 IP, 0.84 ERA, and started 2 of the 3 wins. The 2022 ALDS - 6.0 IP, 0.00 ERA, and started the game 3 sweep.




He had his ups and downs along the way. Since his debut in 2015 (min 700 IP), LMJ ranks 24th in ERA, 13th in FIP, & 18th in K/9.

Welcome back Mr Bury Me in the H.









"Sent us out west, we ****ing unplug the electric factory"

"Then they sent us up Northeast, we had to remind everyone who the real ****ing savages are."
"Then they sent us to Red October....LEFT EM IN POOL OF BLOOD! RING THE ****ING BELL CUZ WE'RE THE World WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS."
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Jake bumps up to 7. At least Joe avoided six or higher.
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Funny to think back to Game 3 of the '22 WS with Lance pitching. We got crushed 7-0 to go down 2-1 in the series.

Next 3 games were:
Combined no-hitter
Chazzy's catch in the 9th to rob Realmuto
The Yor-bomb that basically won Game 6
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Today's lineup. Oof….
tjack16
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Wabs said:

Today's lineup. Oof….


This is a lineup I'd expect on a midweek game in the middle of a 15 day streak with no days off
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Did I miss a Cam Smith injury? Why isn't he in the lineup today?
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Good luck, Lance!
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Game plan for Lance.

1. Don't get hurt.
2. Pitch 5+innings and 80+ pitches and don't get blown out.
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B-Rabbit said:

Did I miss a Cam Smith injury? Why isn't he in the lineup today?

I assume because he's back to looking like a guy who played like 25 games in the minors. He had a big chance to change the game 1 loss when he came up with the bases loaded and didn't, and I feel like it was Ks before and after.

A reset helped him last time and Dezenzo needs ABs.
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But mostly, don't get hurt
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linkdude said:




We've had quite a few off days this year already and he's young. He could start at DH
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there's a Lloyd's underwriter somewhere with his champagne glass ready to go...

once Lance throws his first pitch
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The Original Houston 1836
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The White Sox pitcher today Bryse Wilson makes me feel like I'm in great shape.
6'2, 272 lbs, yikes

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So excited to see Lance back ... easily one of my favorite Astros of all time
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the Astros just love the 6-man

4 days rest between starts...is just not enough anymore
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Can't Dezenzo play 3rd? Why not get Chas a game in RF instead of having both Rogers and Dubon in the lineup
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Dubon must play 5 times a week!
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Where is Cam Smith?
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Ags #1 said:

Someone please fix Walker. Or move him down further.
Is 3rd okay?
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Astros go down in order in the 1st

here's Lance
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When did Sandy Koufax gain 100 lbs?
Big Al 1992
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Ugh - rough start for our offense. 7 pitch 1st inning. Walker still lost.
wessimo
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Nice at bats to start
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they must have been in a hurry for Lance to get to pitch...
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They just want Lance to get out there asap.
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