***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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linkdude
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5:30p, 3/26/26
AG
are you kidding Yord?? lmao
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Twisted Helix
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5:30p, 3/26/26
****. I've seen this movie before.
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5:30p, 3/26/26
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Wet fart
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5:31p, 3/26/26
So nothing changed. lol
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5:31p, 3/26/26
AG
Hello 2025 my old friend
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5:31p, 3/26/26
AG
wtf I went to go refill my water and Yordan already got out?
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5:31p, 3/26/26
Listening on the radio in Colorado and I'm ****ing tired of these Bet 365 ads. Talk about poor sportsmanship attitude bs.
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 5:31p, 3/26/26
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Twisted Helix said:
****. I've seen this movie before.

It is called Astros 2025. Pretty closely follows Astros 2024 storyline as well.
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In reply to tjack16 • 5:31p, 3/26/26
tjack16 said:
wtf I went to go refill my water and Yordan already got out?

1 pitch goodness....
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In reply to txags92 • 5:31p, 3/26/26
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txags92 said:
Twisted Helix said:
****. I've seen this movie before.

It is called Astros 2025. Pretty closely follows Astros 2024 storyline as well.


Surely we made roster improvements besides hoping guys get healthy right?
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5:32p, 3/26/26
If I'm not mistaken, in the last two ABs by Alvarez, he's seen two pitches.
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5:32p, 3/26/26
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Oh look! Another running in scoring position with no outs and no runs !

This is ****ing comical
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In reply to tjack16 • 5:32p, 3/26/26
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tjack16 said:
txags92 said:
Twisted Helix said:
****. I've seen this movie before.

It is called Astros 2025. Pretty closely follows Astros 2024 storyline as well.


Surely we made roster improvements besides hoping guys get healthy right?


Uhhhhh
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5:32p, 3/26/26
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I like this type of substitution from Joe, just wish we had a lead
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In reply to mwm • 5:32p, 3/26/26
mwm said:
If I'm not mistaken, in the last two ABs by Alvarez, he's seen two pitches.
both with ducks on the pond
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5:32p, 3/26/26
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Paredes moves over to first base

Carlos at third now
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5:32p, 3/26/26
Glad to see our offense has improved since last season
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
I'm the rare Astros/Cowboys/Spurs fan. We do exist
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5:33p, 3/26/26
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Loperfido gonna tie it up next inning.
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In reply to BTKAG97 • 5:34p, 3/26/26
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BTKAG97 said:
Loperfido gonna tie it up next inning.

Infield home run?
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In reply to tjack16 • 5:34p, 3/26/26
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tjack16 said:
txags92 said:
Twisted Helix said:
****. I've seen this movie before.

It is called Astros 2025. Pretty closely follows Astros 2024 storyline as well.


Surely we made roster improvements besides hoping guys get healthy right?

Hope really is our best offensive weapon at this point.

/Dana
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5:35p, 3/26/26
What are we supposed to know about or expect from Nick Allen? I mean I guess he was good enough to make the opening day roster.
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5:36p, 3/26/26
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Man I though I was pessimistic with my Bingo card, but in hindsight this is making me look optimistic
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5:36p, 3/26/26
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Gonna get shutout at home 1-0 by the gdamn angels

Fire espada
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 5:36p, 3/26/26
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EastCoastAgNc said:
BTKAG97 said:
Loperfido gonna tie it up next inning.

Infield home run?
A walk and a triple. Will get the HR for the cycle in the 11th.

Ummmm.... reverse that.
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 5:36p, 3/26/26
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Twisted Helix said:
What are we supposed to know about or expect from Nick Allen? I mean I guess he was good enough to make the opening day roster.

Cheaper Dubon, plays fewer positions. Don't expect too much from his bat and you won't be disappointed.
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 5:37p, 3/26/26
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Twisted Helix said:
What are we supposed to know about or expect from Nick Allen? I mean I guess he was good enough to make the opening day roster.
sub 200 hitter, above average infield/shortstop play
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5:37p, 3/26/26
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Walker gets a hit… Yainer can't do ****….

I've seen this before
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In reply to gambochaman • 5:37p, 3/26/26
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gambochaman said:
Gonna get shutout at home 1-0 by the gdamn angels

Fire espada

Angels could still score more. Don't worry.
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In reply to iBrad • 5:38p, 3/26/26
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iBrad said:
gambochaman said:
Gonna get shutout at home 1-0 by the gdamn angels

Fire espada

Angels could still score more. Don't worry.

Are you from the future?
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5:39p, 3/26/26
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Welp 2-0. Impossible deficit to come back from
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5:39p, 3/26/26
AG
Well if 1 run wasnt insurmountable enough, 2 runs should about so it.
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5:39p, 3/26/26
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You don't just have one of the worst teams in baseball roll into your house in front of a sold out crowd with your ace on the mound and expect to win
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In reply to gambochaman • 5:39p, 3/26/26
Espada better be looking over his shoulder. He's got a world championship manager in his dugout that deserves the lead position.
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5:41p, 3/26/26
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Rally time!
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5:42p, 3/26/26
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Good to know you boys showed up in mid-season form.
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