***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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MaxPower said:

Why did Paredes cut it off? Seemed close enough to let it go

Looked offline.

No better slump buster than the stros
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It was too far off line to get the runner IMO
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W said:

and another run

2-out damage


I would be willing to bet that the Astros are leading the league in giving up runs with 2 outs and would be equally confident in that bet that they're dead last in plating runs with 2 outs.
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Cam walks
mwm
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Pretty good AB by Smith.
MaxPower
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Hey Dana, get us anyone on this list.

CharleyKerfeld
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I get some real Gabe from the Office vibes from George Kirby. It's not a compliment.




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Cam steals
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J-Rod got all of that one
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This is fun
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Wabs said:

This is fun


This is like watching a train wreck where a train is going to destroy a vintage car stuck on the tracks. You know it's going to happen and you are sad for the car knowing no one will ever appreciate it again. But you keep watching until the last piece falls to the ground.
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Vazquez singles
CharleyKerfeld
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We all knew these days were coming eventually, it just sucks that they're here. After the Rockets started falling apart after their 2 titles, i remember telling myself that I would have been happy with just 1 Houston sports title in my entire lifetime. Then we won 2 back to back in basketball. Two more from the Astros has been beyond anything I would have thought I'd ever live to see.

It just sucks to feel like we're at the end of one journey, and nobody knows where the next one will lead.
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Paredes singles
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Yordan and Walker slumping at the same time is just absolutely brutal…there is no hope.

1 run in their last 21 innings is painful.
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CharleyKerfeld said:

We all knew these days were coming eventually, it just sucks that they're here. After the Rockets started falling apart after their 2 titles, i remember telling myself that I would have been happy with just 1 Houston sports title in my entire lifetime. Then we won 2 back to back in basketball. Two more from the Astros has been beyond anything I would have thought I'd ever live to see.

It just sucks to feel like we're at the end of one journey, and nobody knows where the next one will lead.

Didn't have to be this way. It took extreme arrogance, a lot of stupidity, and literally trashing everything that made us successful. It was clear as day that we were starting down the 2006-2011 path three years ago. Some of you buried your heads in the sand and clapped every time we sold a prospect for some mediocre player that was never going to play more than 2 months here (not saying it was you specifically).
CharleyKerfeld
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Correa just announced he's gunning for the managerial job. He plans on sitting right next to Joe Espada in the dugout the rest of the season.
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I know its been written about here, but this is a big series. Seattle is going for the head shot. They've got all of their big guns in line to pitch. If they can win the series, they'll never have to guess where we're at - we'll always be in their rear view mirror.

It is extremely sad and disappointing, but the 2026 season may very well be "over" by May 14.
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Cam walks again

needs to steal again
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and the Astros are 7th in cash payroll in MLB according to Spotrac

should not be this bad when top 10 in salary -- very Mets-esque

mismanagement galore
Beau Holder
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Peter Lambert starting against George Kirby, Zach Cole batting 5th, Braden Shewmake and Nick Allen holding it down at short, laughable minor league pipeline, it's hilarious to have lived long enough to see this franchise become the Rockies.

Mariners may win the season series by the time this one is done.
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Hey Joe….that may have been a fair ball, but maybe get off your ass and say something to the ump when your player is that adamant that it was a bad call. Maybe act like you're watching the game or even care what's happening.
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CharleyKerfeld said:

Correa just announced he's gunning for the managerial job. He plans on sitting right next to Joe Espada in the dugout the rest of the season.


Was just gonna say...Can we just hire CC as manager?
Beau Holder
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No one on this bum roster even looks like they're trying except the AAAA players, same as last year. It can't be fun for anyone to play if it's this miserable to watch.
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Ag_07 said:

CharleyKerfeld said:

Correa just announced he's gunning for the managerial job. He plans on sitting right next to Joe Espada in the dugout the rest of the season.


Was just gonna say...Can we just hire CC as manager?


What are the rules for player-manager? Does half his salary not count towards the luxury tax since only half his job is as a player now? Might just be brilliant.
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Altuve singles

hit #2
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Beau Holder said:

No one on this bum roster even looks like they're trying except the AAAA players, same as last year. It can't be fun for anyone to play if it's this miserable to watch.


And that's why it needs to be blown up. Clubhouse is toast. Trade everyone that has value and rid the clubhouse of everyone involved with this mess.
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Yordan singles
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Paredes singles

hit #3

'stros on the board
Beau Holder
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I loathe Kirby, please end his night distastefully.
CharleyKerfeld
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Astros Player of the Game: Josh Naylor
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big at-bat here for Cole
Beau Holder
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CharleyKerfeld said:

Astros Player of the Game: Josh Naylor

Meanwhile Mariners player of the game is Christian Walker with his RISP ABs tonight.
mwm
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A couple of years ago, we complained about Dusty being asleep in the dugout & not knowing what was going on in the field of play.

Now, it's Joe exhibiting some of the same managerial traits. Bumps on a pickle. Worthless.
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Lambert did his job. Got into the 6th and only 3 runs.

Not his fault the offense is trash after one 10 run game
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