***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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7:36p, 5/18/26
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LOL
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7:36p, 5/18/26
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 7:36p, 5/18/26
Mathguy64 said:
Josh Bell and his .580 OPS just launched that ball into Lake Superior.
x2.

Imai is terrible.
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7:37p, 5/18/26
Bombs away.

Too bad they aren't ours.
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7:37p, 5/18/26
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jelly
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7:38p, 5/18/26
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Letting Josh Bell take you deep twice is a bad sign.
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7:38p, 5/18/26
Imai's fastball is weird. They are saying it's a 4 seamer but it moves more like a 2 seamer. Doesn't appear to be the kind of pitch you want to work up in the zone.
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In reply to ruxin98 • 7:39p, 5/18/26
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ruxin98 said:
Mathguy64 said:
Josh Bell and his .580 OPS just launched that ball into Lake Superior.
x2.

Imai is terrible.

This whole team is terrible. How bad are the Rangers?
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7:39p, 5/18/26
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I know the public line was that Imai didn't want to play for the Dodgers. Something tells me they quietly told his agent they didn't want him playing for them.
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In reply to RED AG 98 • 7:42p, 5/18/26
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RED AG 98 said:
jelly


It's impossible the Astros would be better under a new manager. We have injuries

At least that's what I've been told
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7:47p, 5/18/26
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This team sucks dick
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7:51p, 5/18/26
They suck and they don't seem to care.
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7:53p, 5/18/26
About to get rained on just started storming at my house
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7:55p, 5/18/26
Some home cooking with this grounds keeper.
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7:58p, 5/18/26
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I didn't have Imai with a complete game on my bingo card...
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8:06p, 5/18/26
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Just call this one and save everyone the time.
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8:14p, 5/18/26
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Game would be official at this point right?
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 8:26p, 5/18/26
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Yep. It would fit right in with the way the season has gone. Ended early.
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In reply to Wabs • 8:37p, 5/18/26
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Wabs said:
This team sucks dick


That's actually an insult to ****suckers
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8:39p, 5/18/26
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Thank GOD for the Aggies!
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8:57p, 5/18/26
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I forgot Josh Bell was still in the league -- but he reappeared tonight

he is the piano mover that scored from 1st base last year on a ground ball between the first baseman & second baseman -- thanks to the shift-o-matic defense

Framber was right on that one
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9:33p, 5/18/26
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Must we?
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9:46p, 5/18/26
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This is the game where we come out loose and fun and win like 9-3..and think we've turned it around
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In reply to txags11 • 9:47p, 5/18/26
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txags11 said:
This is the game where we come out loose and fun and win like 9-3..and think we've turned it around

Or somebody slips on a wet base and blows out an Achilles
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10:00p, 5/18/26
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Zach Cole. Killer of rallies.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 10:02p, 5/18/26
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Wrong Zach
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
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10:06p, 5/18/26
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Why did they have to resume? Now I can't even watch Big Inning without this trash filling my screen.
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10:10p, 5/18/26
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Murray sucksssss
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In reply to MAROON • 10:12p, 5/18/26
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Ah. Yeah. Zach Dezenzo. Killer of rallies.
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10:15p, 5/18/26
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Josh Bell. Killer of Astros.

I cannot express how bad this team is. They are a 3 day old floating enchirito growler left in a west texas gas station in the middle of summer where the temps haven't dropped below 100 level bad.
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10:17p, 5/18/26
AG
Thankfully Big Inning tuned it out about as quickly as I do. We're safe.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 10:36p, 5/18/26
AG
Mathguy64 said:
Zach Cole. Killer of rallies.


Now it's Zach Cole, killer of rallies.
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11:03p, 5/18/26
Just so we're all on the same page.

CJ Stroud has 13 turnovers in a winnable game vs. Patriots
Rockets hate each other, have no point guard, and get destroyed by geriatric lebron
Spurs' coin flip luck turns into 7-5 guy who had 239 points and 841 rebounds tonight vs OKC
Astros smelling up downtown Houston (hard to do)
I'm sorry but I can't get into college baseball until the post-season.
I have to spend the next 3 months convincing myself Marcel is going to be better and looking for a security blanket before we play @ Lane State U
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11:11p, 5/18/26
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Yordan could make it interesting
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11:16p, 5/18/26
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Or not
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