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Therefore, anyone that thinks that it's an insult that he's ranked as the No.6 player is off-base and kind of dumb

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Hello Mr Kettle.

So happy he is on their team.

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5* and #1 recruit in TX Tyrone Swoopes Jr and Sr Passing Yardage: 3581

Kyler Murray So and Jr passing Yardage: 5673

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It's not always about yardage, what about W/L and level of competition?

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Yes he is. Keep alienating recruits and their friends you fat ass walrus

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# WRTS - Walrus Ripping Tummy Staples

Ketch doesn't just cover t.u. recruiting -- he hurts it as well

Ketch is the clogged artery of t.u. sports...

i don't blame him...being an overweight author of fantasy fiction has worked pretty well for this guy

Damn. Swoopes ended up still being #8 on the LSR last year? I thought he dropped more than that… what a sad, sad joke of a non-fan journalist who has to e-sign an ethics agreement annually.

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@TheKylerMurray: @gkketch Keep my name out of your tweets.

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This fat sack of feces gets paid for this. To say blatently false sh-t like this. Just unreal....

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Geoff Ketchum @gkketch · 48m
A few Kyler Murray thoughts....

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Geoff Ketchum @gkketch · 47m
Love the dude as a football player. Has Manziel qualities and I don't say that lightly, might even be quicker and more explosive.

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Geoff Ketchum @gkketch · 45m
That being said, he's 5-11 and hasn't proven that he definitely has the passing skills to stick at the position, Legit concern.

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Geoff Ketchum @gkketch · 43m
Therefore, anyone that thinks that it's an insult that he's ranked as the No.6 player is off-base and kind of dumb.

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He HAS to be trolling y'all.

Seriously.

So he's like you, except he gets paid to do it.

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He HAS to be trolling y'all.

Seriously.

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But he signed a code of ethics and is a professional.

Lets face it, the sip coaches are obviously better than ours at talent evaluation, and Ketch is just catching up to them.

They're just lucky all those crappy players they offered chose us instead.

Cuppycup.

Charts are nice to show this fat turd's bias.

Is it just me, or are Cuppycups .gifs getting worse and worse? Still waiting on the animation on that chart to start!

Let's just see where that bad-boy takes him...

This is actually all great stuff from Ketch. Set the sips up for continuous failure...if Strong was smart, he'd call Ketch and offer Ketch a lifetime buffet ticket to stop.

I hope to hell Weathersby commits to somebody else, even if it's not us...then we'll get to see Ketch downgrade him because he's not #texasstrong

I love that picture of the fat turd.....makes me think of TRAVEL SCRABBLE....and I get to laugh......

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hmm

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When you factor in the Aggie leans, longhorn leans and longhorn decommits as well, it's even more damning

Ketch is doing great work! Keep pissing of 5 star players. I may drop him a line to let him know he is doing a great job.

He better be careful. If a recruit starts to shoot up too fast, he may earn an A&M offer.

Ronnie Major's offer list is simply laughable.

Ketch doubling down on dumb with re: to Murray

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Geoff Ketchum þ@gkketch · 23m
@Oneofthe12thMan My man, I had Swoopes ranked lower than where I have Murray. Stop typing. It only proves how little you know. Be a lurker.


One of the 12th Man þ@Oneofthe12thMan · 15m
@gkketch Before his SR year he was 4th in the LSR.Wouldn't expect you to remember.How's @Millerlite40 and "Taylor Martinez" Manziel doing?


Geoff Ketchum þ@gkketch · 12m
@Oneofthe12thMan lulz. ok.

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He's even terrible at being a troll

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I want to apologize to @TheKylerMurray for saying that he was a Manziel clone, except that he's more explosive. Clearly, I was being a jerk

The guy drops a player's arbitrary "ranking" because they didn't choose the school he didn't graduate from and instead chose a school he absolutely despises.

Think about that for a second. Poor dude.

Guy is ****ed in the head...

Keep up the good work Ketch!

Seriously. We need to put a statue up of Ketch in College Station. I just hope god wouldn't think we are worshiping false golden cow idols and attempt to smite us.

He has done so much damage to t.u. with this recruiting inflation crap that it is just amazing. If t.u.'s recruits were rated objectively then maybe Mack wouldn't have been run off for losing with the #1 or #2 class in America every year because the fanbase would have a more realistic expectation for the talent level of their team. Now he is doing the same thing for Strong.

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The guy drops a player's arbitrary "ranking" because they didn't choose the school he didn't graduate from

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Ketch didn't graduate from there.

He's losing it on twitter. Made a big time sexist remark and won't back down from it. He's calling out a Good Bull Hunting writer for only having 200 followers. It's hilarious.

And being accused of stalking minors.

Here's Ketch losing the debate quite quickly. This happens a lot which can be seen in similar responses to direct questions about his rankings and history.

Someone on twitter please ask him if it's a how to beat anorexia book