Weirdest thing you've see around town lately?

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Just a few minutes ago I was heading toward an entrance to a subdivision when I saw a silver Rav4 with bright red rims coming the opposite direction. It had just pulled into the subdivision and when it reached the end of the median, I saw it suddenly do a fierce u-turn. It stopped at an awkward angle in the middle of the narrow street and I slowed down upon approach because I had no clue what the plan was.

As I was passing the car, a girl in her late teens jumped out of the driver's seat. She was wearing a tight little catholic school uniform, complete with white leggings and pig tails. The most striking aspect of her get-up, however, was the erect, curvy, furry red tail sticking out from behind. She daintily sprinted across the roadway, jumped on the curb, AND STARTED PICKING FLOWERS.

THE EFF?

I tried to get a pic, but a cop was nearby and I didn't want to hold up traffic
p_bubel
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Don't think I could top that one.
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Aggie Darlin has outdone herself this time!


MookieBlaylock
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Change that to college girl and you could submit that to letters to penthouse
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Was she wearing dyed brown Tony Lamas?
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hilar.
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Not so much weird, but rarely seen, and certainly appreciated. HEB checkout lane behind what looked like Grandma and Grandpa with grandkid about five. I rolled up right after Gmomma busted the kid sticking some little candy thing in his pocket. After quietly but firmly reading him the riot act about how it was wrong, she asked for the store manager and matched his now sobbing self right up to Mr Big Scary Bouncer looking manager guy. Gmomma tells manager what happened and asked him to tell the kid how the cow ate the cabbage. Manager drops to a knee, looked the kid in the eye, and explained how stealing was wrong, working hard for things, etc. When he got to the part about next time the police would come and want to talk to him, kid yakked, fortunately in a trashcan next to the lane. Gmomma told cashier you gotta school them when they're young. Cashier and I had a hard time not laughing, but that kid will never steal or run for office ever.
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That was a spesh experience, roos. I'm impressed that you hung out in line to watch it all unfold.


The tail chick still baffles my mind because it's not like she flipped out over a batch of beautiful wildflowers. She was picking those large, white, flimsy flowers from those long weed plants - the kind you see all over pastures right now. The name escapes me.
p_bubel
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Milkweed?
AggieDarlin
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Oh lawd, is that it? I'll have to check.
Obi Wan Ginobili
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your posts are the weirdest things i've seen around town lately.
AggieDarlin
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That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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Give her a break she has to drive down alamo parkway everyday.
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On Monday I saw a homeless guy try and fight a guy that was taking some donations at fredricksburg and 410. The guy taking donations had a yellow vest on and was a part of a group canvassing each side of the intersection. The confrontation didn't last long.... And the homeless guy was thrown 3 times to the ground before other motorists stepped in to break them up. It looked like a scene from cops (well without the cops). My guess is the homeless guy was pissed that this crew was occupying his corner.
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Ddp
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I hope the yellow vest guy washed his hands.
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A weird thing and the most awkward moment of the week (maybe month):

Weird: I turned off the 1604 access rd. onto Champions Gate to get to S. Hausman rd. At that corner, there is a tight line of brush and trees. Just behind it, there was some dude practicing on a trumpet. I'm amused by the thought process one takes to say, "hey, I need to practice on my instrument, so I'll drive down the road and scope out some clearance in the brush that will allow me to sharpen my skills while shielded from (most) of the road"


Awkward: As I was driving in a slow line of traffic on Culebra rd, I happened to catch eyes with a tatted-up 30-something thug who was walking down the street. In that instant, I had started to slowly lick a cut on my top lip and I suppose the dude thought I was being suggestive because he nodded his head and smiled like a perv. ABORT, ABORT
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I need help understanding why this is a trend

Natasha Romanoff
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I seriously am wondering where you see all of these odd things. I've never seen anything like the situations you've described.
AggieDarlin
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I drive a lot. And I've realized that I pay more attention to everything around me than most people do.
p_bubel
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Just almost hit a guy walking straight down the middle of the I-35 access road.
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Did you report it to the authoritays?

#crazylivesmatter
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Last Thursday while at the gym a girl on a treadmill decided to practice her dance routine. She was clearly practicing some routine and had a performer's smile the entire time. Sure it was brave of her to do but was also odd as all get out.
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Was she wearing dyed Tony Lama boots
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I was driving down Wurzback today toward the medical center and literally saw a man and woman fighting on the sidewalk right next to the street. And I mean fighting....throwing punches at each other. So I quickly popped a u-turn and pulled into the closest driveway I could find and broke up the fight. The 6'4", 300-lb man was not so thrilled with my little intervention, but I calmed him down after I let him scream at me for 30 seconds and told him to leave. The woman called the cops and said she was ok and going to a safe place so I hopped back in the car and went on my way.

When I got back in the car, my 7-yo son said, "that man was mad at you, Daddy! And he was huge! I thought you weren't supposed to hit girls?" I didn't have a good answer for him other than, "that's why we stopped the car, son."

That dude could have killed me.
AggieDarlin
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That's insane. I'm curious to know what was so important for them to even get physical about - probably jealousy or drugs. At least you helped to break it up and walked away unharmed
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quote:
Last Thursday while at the gym a girl on a treadmill decided to practice her dance routine. She was clearly practicing some routine and had a performer's smile the entire time. Sure it was brave of her to do but was also odd as all get out.


This should have been captured on video for us
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I was driving on 1560 when I saw a mini photo shoot going on at an empty fireworks stand. A woman wearing a bikini top and barely-there shorts was leaning against the stand in a provocative pose while a dude was crouched below her with his camera aimed. Aside from her beauty, the most impressive aspect of the scene was the size of her fro, which rivaled the huge "W" printed on the stand.
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I saw a guy doing a capoeira routine at my gym, weaving through the weight racks and all. Kind of trippy.
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A foreign exchange student rang my doorbell a few days ago and asked if he could take some of the fruit from the tree in my front yard.

Apparently I have a Chinese kumquat tree in the front yard. I told him he could take all he wanted. I'm half expecting him to return with friends.
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Not in SA, but last Monday evening while taking a break at band practice in New Braunfels, I went outside to check phone messages. Hear what I thought was accordion music up the street. My first thought was somebody was getting ready for Wurstfest WAY early. Within a couple of minutes a kid walked down the middle of the street playing a concertina (kind of a junior sized accordion)!

Reminded me of a visit to Harvard years ago. Every college campus in the world has folks sitting on street corners with a guitar and a box for donations at their feet. At Harvard, there was a guy (dressed like the Notre Dame mascot leprechaun) playing the BAGPIPES! I couldn't tell if he was a great bagpiper, or was strangling a cat under his arm. I vote for cat-strangler.
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Not unusual but disgusting.

Valero at UTSA/IH10, I am in line and I start smelling a "stink", having trouble identifying the source until the guy 2 people ahead of me moves to the cash register.

Brown stains on the back of his jeans, BINGO.
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Can you say third world?!
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