I think there are just so many unknowns. Possibilities:
1. Wife got it early on, was asymptomatic, and somehow never spread it to me. She does avoid any physical contact with me, so it's plausible

2. The dumb, incompetent phlebotomist at the lab mixed up our samples. She could barely figure out which blood tube to use, and sure could not hit a vein, so I have no confidence that she was able to keep the samples straight. We literally gave our samples in the same room minutes apart, and I never saw her label my wife's tube before drawing my blood. I have MUCH more potential for exposure than my wife. Nonetheless, one of us was exposed, and one of us was not. Why?
3. Wife got it, again asymptomatically, but I have some sort of innate immunity. Blood type? Cross-reactive antibodies? And kids are just naturally resistant to this for some reason, so my kids never got sick.
4. Wife has antibodies to a different Coronavirus that is cross-reacting. Still, I think whatever she has been exposed to, I should have been as well.
5. False positive
6. False negative
7. Complete BS tests that were rushed to market to make a buck and capitalize on the fear and "More testing!!!" crowd. Prolly from China.
8. I got, it passed it to her, but for some reason I did not make antibodies.
Any other ideas?