You're on death row

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11:15p, 2/25/25
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What is your last meal?

What is your final statement?
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11:21p, 2/25/25
I want a triple meat cheeseburger.
Final statement: Never mind it doesn't sound like it would be healthy.
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Tanya 93
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11:24p, 2/25/25
Dalton is a liar. Pain does hurt.


Baked ziti with garlic bread and tiramisu
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1:50a, 2/26/25
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Last meal: dry aged angus ribeye steak medium-rare, king crab legs with drawn butter, baked potato loaded, cream spinach and a side salad with blue cheese and bacon crumbles with aged balsamic vinegar. If permitted: a large glass of Elijah Craig bourbon on ice and a chilled bottle of Brunello Montalcino. For dessert I would have crme brle and espresso.
Final words: It wasn't me, I am innocent!!!

*creme brulee
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6:23a, 2/26/25
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King of the Dairy Queen
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7:55a, 2/26/25
Texas doesnt do last meals. We just put you down like a dog.
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8:23a, 2/26/25
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Just a really good cheeseburger.

"Grandpa, don't touch me there."
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In reply to King of the Dairy Queen • 8:28a, 2/26/25
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King of the Dairy Queen said:
Texas doesnt do last meals. We just put you down like a dog.
After you milk the prison system in tax dollars for 20+ years
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8:31a, 2/26/25
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Fajitas
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In reply to wangus12 • 8:31a, 2/26/25
wangus12 said:
King of the Dairy Queen said:
Texas doesnt do last meals. We just put you down like a dog.
After you milk the prison system in tax dollars for 20+ years
also, lib state legislators decide you're innocent because they heard a podcast and they use subpoena power to try to override the judicial branch.
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In reply to King of the Dairy Queen • 9:10a, 2/26/25
The government better damn well exhaust all possibilities before it exhausts a person's life.
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In reply to wangus12 • 9:18a, 2/26/25
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wangus12 said:
King of the Dairy Queen said:
Texas doesnt do last meals. We just put you down like a dog.
After you milk the prison system in tax dollars for 20+ years
The next scheduled execution is David Wood, who has been on Death Row for 32 years. He will set the new record for longest time on Death Row before being executed.
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10:16a, 2/26/25
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McRib and a Shamrock Shake.
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10:32a, 2/26/25
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-sweet and spicy burger from whataburger, 2L Dr. Peoper, steak, baked potato, Lubys square fish, captain crunch, a bucket of fried chicken and a route 44 Cherry Dr Pepper from Sonic. If I'm going out, I'm gonna try to beat them to the punch.

Last statement: "make this quick, I gotta take a dump"
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10:40a, 2/26/25
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Would this be in addition to or in lieu of a last conjugal visit? Cause I'm going for the breast meat and cream pie if I have to choose.
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10:55a, 2/26/25
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Chik-o -stik and an ice cold Dr Pepper
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10:58a, 2/26/25
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Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper.

"Make it quick. I'm in a god&@mn hurry!"
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11:04a, 2/26/25
Butter beans and non-sweet cornbread, butter, cucumbers and onion slices marinated in apple cider vinegar, cooked spinach topped with balsamic. my recipe stewed apples thickened with cornstarch for dessert. Cardamom iced tea sweetened with stevia or Dr Pepper Zero.

Sometimes my appetite isn't the best when I need to be "on" for a big event.
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11:17a, 2/26/25
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Spaghettios and a Barq's Root Beer

"I am MF Barnes"
FJB
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11:28a, 2/26/25
Lasagna and garlic bread with a quality beer as my choice of of beverage.

Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est!
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1:54p, 2/26/25
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Gallon of milk with Hershey's bottle of chocolate available next to it.

10 boxes of thin mints...
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In reply to King of the Dairy Queen • 2:12p, 2/26/25
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King of the Dairy Queen said:
Texas doesnt do last meals. We just put you down like a dog.
Actually they do, but it's now limited to the food items they have on hand.

Most popular request? Cheeseburger and fries.
Greater love hath no man than this....
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In reply to Atreides Ornithopter • 3:08p, 2/26/25
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Atreides Ornithopter said:
McRib and a Shamrock Shake.


"Executioners hate this one simple trick"
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3:25p, 2/26/25
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4:18p, 2/26/25
Last meal: a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat

Last words: So long and thanks for all the fish.
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6:52p, 2/26/25
Last Meal- Cowboy ribeye, bone in, A1 just in case they ****ed up the cook, onion rings, baked potato loaded, and for giggles a bacon cheeseburger

Last Words- I buried ALL the money behind the.....
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7:08p, 2/26/25
Fried venison backstrap, mashed potatoes, green beans, and Mac & cheese, and a cold beer if that's allowed. Peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream for dessert.
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7:08p, 2/26/25
Last meal would be pizza cooked by my great, great, great, great, great, great, great granddaughter.

I'd have no final statement.
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7:50p, 2/26/25
Depending upon the method of execution the meal would be either IV fluids or gastrointestinal.
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3:08a, 2/27/25
Last meal: Spicy Thai.
Last statement: Have fun cleaning that up. I didn't do it.
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8:03a, 2/27/25
What if you're on death column?
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In reply to IIIHorn • 1:22p, 2/27/25
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Then you're probably in the wrong cell.
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In reply to ptothemo • 2:55p, 2/27/25
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This is prison.

Spreadsheets? More like "spread those cheeks".
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In reply to ptothemo • 3:18p, 2/27/25
ptothemo said:
Then you're probably in the wrong cell.
Dayum!

Yer good.

REAL good.
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In reply to AggieArchitect04 • 3:19p, 2/27/25
AggieArchitect04 said:
This is prison.

Spreadsheets? More like "spread those cheeks".
No one mentioned a macro.
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