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6:05p, 6/9/08
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...and go!

(No cheating by cutting and pasting from websites)




Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Goldie Wilson
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6:09p, 6/9/08
eff it dude, let's go bowling

8 year olds, dude
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Goldie Wilson
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6:10p, 6/9/08
calmer than you are
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Goldie Wilson
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6:10p, 6/9/08
this is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass
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Goldie Wilson
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6:11p, 6/9/08
chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. asian american please
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Goldie Wilson
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6:13p, 6/9/08
this is not nam- this is bowling. there are rules.
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6:31p, 6/9/08
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You're being very un-dude.
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6:32p, 6/9/08
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How are you going to keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
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6:59p, 6/9/08
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- shut the eff up Donny

and

- you want a toe? I'll get you a toe. Within the hour, I'll have a toe.
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Yersinia pestis
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7:06p, 6/9/08
sometimes theres a man.......
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7:27p, 6/9/08
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WITH nailpolish.
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HOLDEN, M. D.
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7:34p, 6/9/08
Not a line but...

I love the scene where the Dude is laying on the floor listening to a classic bowling match on his headphones and its just the sound of pins knocking each other. No commentating or anything else. Just bowling pins knocking.
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7:48p, 6/9/08
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Are you surprised by my tears, sir? Strong men also cry. Strong men (pause) also cry.
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7:58p, 6/9/08
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What makes a man? Is it do the right thing, no matter the consequence?

that and a pair of testicles
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8:13p, 6/9/08
for some reason i love it when the German guys at the end go, "Where's the money Leboski?"
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Lloyd Christmas
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8:13p, 6/9/08
What the F0CK, has anything got to do with Vietnam?
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8:16p, 6/9/08
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i'm just gonna go find a cash machine
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8:23p, 6/9/08
" The man in the black pajamas, worthy f-ing advisory"
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Professor Frick
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8:25p, 6/9/08
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maybe not the funniest line of the movie,
but the one that gets used most often day to day, whenever my dog is running amok and almost knocking my beer out of my hand or off the coffee table:


"Hey, careful, there's a beverage here!"


Are there others y'all use in conversation?
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Goldie Wilson
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8:30p, 6/9/08
i use all of mine in conversation
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Goldie Wilson
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8:31p, 6/9/08
and the first one listed. "that's just like your opinion man"
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Goldie Wilson
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8:32p, 6/9/08
and "careful man there's a beverage here"
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8:33p, 6/9/08
Nobody f***s with tha Jesus!
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8:50p, 6/9/08
6,000 years of beautiful history from moses to sandy koufax, you're gd right i'm living in the past
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9:07p, 6/9/08
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"I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention."
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9:29p, 6/9/08
I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos
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jim hat
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10:21p, 6/9/08
obviously you're not a golfer
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10:28p, 6/9/08
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Dude, that rug tied the room together

They pissed on my rug man
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10:55p, 6/9/08
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WAY TO GO DONNIE
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11:05p, 6/9/08
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Obviously, you are not a golfer.

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Check out "Unsolicited Sports Opinions"
at fourthandshawn.com

Old Army Metal: metal covers of FTAB songs
http://www.myspace.com/shawnmillender
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12:07a, 6/10/08
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So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...
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12:37a, 6/10/08
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we're talking about unchecked aggression here. we're talking about drawing a line in the sand, across this line YOU DO NOT...
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Lance Uppercut
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2:52a, 6/10/08
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"SHUT THE **** UP DONNY"

"DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!"
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8:21a, 6/10/08
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You brought a pomeranian bowling?

I didn't bring it bowling. I'm not renting it shoes. I'm not buying it a f***ing beer. He's not taking your f***ing turn, dude.
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8:40a, 6/10/08
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Let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of that crazy scheet on us and you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your arse and pull the phooking trigger until it goes click.

Jesus.

You said it man, nobody phhuckes with the Jesus.
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