That creep can roll man.

While they are watching his landlords cycle:

WALTER: "Yeah, go figure. Well we'll go out there after the, uh, the...[He waves a hand vaguely toward the stage.] what have you."

Walking out of Larry's house:

WALTER: "Little *****'s stone walling me."

"I KNOW, Dude. That's why I picked up the phone."

First of all, I haven't seen enough Phillip Seymour Hoffman love in this thread.

"Her life is in your hands dude."

I'm so amazed that my quote hasn't made it yet!
PRIEST IN CHURCH
"I'm sorry sir, this is our most modestly priced receptacle"

WALTER
"**********!"

*enter folgers coffee can*



"I'm finishing my coffee."
"We cut off your johnson."
"The old man said take any rug in the house."
"Donny, these men are nihilists."
"You're entering a world of pain, Smoky."
"SHOMER PHKING SHABAS, DUDE!"

The Stranger: "Sometimes there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. Fits right in there."

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Donny: "Where you going Dude?"

Home, Donny.

Donny: "Phone's ringing Dude!"

Thank you, Donny.

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"I still jerk off manually."

Jackie Treehorn: "Course you do, Dude."

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My favorite Walter quote: "Fair? Who's the ****ing nihilists here?"

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The Big Lebowski: "Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! The bums lost! Condolences!"

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And an addition note, the mug smacking his head had me laughing for 10 minutes in the theater. Still my favorite moment in the movie .

At least I'm housebroken!

Eight year olds, Dude.

"H-hey, this is a private residence, man!"

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These ****ing amateurs...

Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.
The Dude: What about the toe?
Walter Sobchak: Forget about the ****ing toe!
Coffee Shop Waitress: Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.
Walter Sobchak: Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

"Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos."

I use the "Careful man, there's a beverage here".

I dated a girl who's father was of Jewish ancestry, but not practicing, so I'd make little Jewish comments to her from time to time, in a playing manner. I had actually used the "6000 years of beautiful tradition..." line to her once. The first time we saw the movie together, I cracked up at that line and she just stared at me.

"Donnie was a good bowler...and a good man"

I love the order of those two...

"goodnight, sweet prince"

"Dude, it's already the 10th"
"Far out..."

They said they wanted us to throw the money out the window when we get to the bridge.

No Dude. We can't do that. It f***s up our plan.

Yeah, Walter. You're plan's so f***ing ingenious.

Hand me the ringer Dude. Chop Chop.

wow...on the third page and still no mention of tara reid's classic line?

"I'll suck your c**k for a thousand dollars. Brant can't watch or he has to pay a hundred."

I don't think I can post my favorite quote on Texags....

edit: apparently the poster above did! lol!


"Aggies don't lie, cheat, or steal, nor do they tolerate those who do!" - Aggie Code of Honor

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How's the smut business Jackie?

Not a line, but if you watch the scene where the Big Lebowski is telling the Dude about Bunny's kidnapping, when Brandt hands the Dude the ransom note, he immediately snaps to attention in a very hilarious manner.

I laughed when Brant bowed his head as he let the Dude into see the grieving Lebowski after Bunny's "kidnapping".

Again, not a quote, but the scene of Quintana bowling to the spanish version of Hotel California is classic. Specifically the slow motion pan of The Dude, Donny, and Walter is just brilliant.

FancyKetchup14 said:

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F*** cancer.

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**** that & **** 2020

FancyKetchup14 said:

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F*** cancer.

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As you can tell by my handle, I love the Big Lebowski. Local theater ran it a few months ago, so got to see it again on the big screen. Recently just bought the Westerly sweater the dude wears.

Got to use one of my favorite lines the other day at my 8yo daughter's youth soccer game. The opposing coach was losing his stuff and yelling at the ref.

So got to drop the "Eight year olds, dude."

Nice marmot

Has anyone seen "The Jesus Rolls", the Jesus Quintana movie (apparently all Tuturo, no Coen bros involvement)? Its been running recently on showtime (usually following big lebowski).
Woof, this thing is really terrible.

"Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus."

Mark it zero!

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At least I'm housebroken!

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So disappointed 12 years later that it took until the third page for this to be posted. That entire scene is great. Probably my favorite scene ever.

"Where's the money Lebowski?"
"It's down there somewhere, let me take another look."

"Does this place look like I'm ****ing married? The toilet seats up."

Lebowski: I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea!