^
that's it

Its the ringer. Dirty undies. The whites!

Pretty much every line by John Goodman is gold. he should have won an oscar.

I use these quite regularly:

He fixes the cable?

This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the a**!

Obviously you're not a golfer.

STAY THE F*** OUT OF MALIBU!

OVER THE LINE

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain

Nothing is f***ed here, Dude

That creep can roll, man.

Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f*** you up.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s*** with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a** and pull the f***ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

Eight-year-olds, Dude

Roadie for Metallica...Speed of Sound tour

It's down there somewhere, let me take another look

You're killing your father, Larry!

"I am the Walrus"
"Shut the f--- up, Donny! V. I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilich Ulynov!

These are not the people that built the railroads . . .

The Dude abides.

Am I wrong!?!?


I don't roll on shabbas.

"What's in the f***in carrier?
Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
You brought the f***in Pomeranian bowling?
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a f***ing beer. He's not taking your f***ing turn, Dude.
Man, if my f***in ex-wife asked me to take care of her f***in dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go f*** herself. "

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So many quotes, so little time.

F*** sympathy. I don't need your f***ing sympathy man! I need my f***ing Johnson.

What do you need that for Dude?

........

I am not Mr Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me, you know. That or his Dudeness...or Duder...or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

..........

We dropped off the d*** money!
We?!?
I! The royal "We." You know, the editorial...?

.........

Mr Treehorn treats objects like women, man!

Also, Dude, it's illegal to have an animal...of amphibious...inside city limits.

What are you, a f***ing park ranger now?

The GD plane has crashed it to the mountain!

mind if I do a J?

so many great ones already mentioned...


I dabbled in pacifism once.

I hate the **** Eagles, man.

Phone's ringing Dude.
Thanks Donnie.

"I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though."

"...or the Creedence."

Us And Them - The Pink Floyd Experience
http://www.usandthemband.com

I say it's over 51% quoatable. I still use variants of these as they fit in conversation.

The Dude: And you know he's got emotional problems!
Walter: You mean, beyond pacifism?

Officer: Leads? I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab.

Maude: He's a good man. And thorough.

Donnie: Wooo, I'm throwin rocks tonight!

Brett: Which is given - oh not necessarily given every year!

The Dude: So, racially he's pretty cool?

And basically anything from this conversation
WALTER
Near the In-and-Out Burger. WALTER
Who the fu-- have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude?
WALTER
All but one man died? There at Bitter Creek?
WALTER
F** Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.Bulk of the series.
WALTER
Not exactly a lightweight.
WALTER
And yet his son is a f* dunce.
WALTER
Anyway uh, we'll go there after the uh, what have you. We'll, brace the kid, should be a push over--
WALTER
We'll, go out there and we'll brace the kid--he should be a pushover.
WALTER
...some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our f* troubles are over, Dude.

I bowled at the Hollywood Star Lanes where they filmed all of the bowling scenes a few years ago before they tore it down. I don't think we finished a single game. We were just quoting the movie the entire time.


"you think the carpet pissers did this?"

The Dude: He fragile. He's very fragile.

Walter: I did not know that.

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You got any good sasparilla?

Souix City Sapsarilla?

Yeah, that's a good one.

I'm just gonna go to an ATM...

quote:

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We'll, go out there and we'll brace the kid--he should be a pushover.

...some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our f* troubles are over, Dude.

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That's my LOL quote. Especially after you've seen the movie.

Could you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski, please.

No man. She hit me up here.

I see. Could you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski, please.

^

right after that scene, the dude is riding in his car listening to ccr's "looking out my back door".....classic

she gave up her toe!

yah eetz not fair!

fair? who's the effing nihilists here?

Ve belief in nossing!

nice marmot

Hell, I need to see this movie again. I watched it once on HBO while I was doing stuff. I missed half of this stuff.

we f you ups!

Brandt can't watch...or he has to pay $100

What this day of rest s***? What's this bull****? I dont f****** care....it dont matta to me!...it's Bush league...pshyche out stuff...its laughable man...haha..I was gonna f*** you in the *** on Saturday....I'll f*** you in the *** Wednesday instead...WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO...you gotta date Wednesday baby!