TCTTS said:
The Porkchop Express said:
I could write Twitter reviews for the next 10 years of movies without ever seeing one.
Here's my Twitter first reaction / non-spoiler review Mad Libs form for every franchise movie going forward.
Just walked out of
FILM TITLE with a big smile on my face! A worthy addition to the
FRANCHISE TITLE universe! It's always great to see
MAIN ACTOR slip back into that comfortable skin of
MAIN CHARACTER while
NEW ACTOR was a much-needed breath of fresh air, perfectly embodying the spirit of
CHARACTER I READ ABOUT ON WIKIPEDIA YESTERDAY right down to their signature
OUTFIT/CATCHPHRASE/WEAPON.The film takes a while to find its footing, but once
DIRECTOR gains some confidence, the rest of the film is literally pitch-perfect! Great action, a few CGI missteps, and that cameo, WOW! It doesn't quite hit the same notes as
OTHER FRANCHISE FILM THAT EVERYONE LIKED but there are big
LAUGHS/FIGHTS and big
FIGHTS/LAUGHS along with a few touching scenes that will have you recalling
OTHER FRANCHISE FILM THAT HAD REAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. It's official,
FRANCHISE NAME is back!