Brian Earl Spilner said:
Combining all the derail topics...
We need a Middle Earth theme park. (This was rumored to be part of Universal's plans for their Epic Universe but unfortunately was not true.)
Ride ideas:
- Flying ride on the backs of the Eagles (Think Avatar: Flight of Passage, but you're reinforcements arriving for battle at the Black Gate)
- A dark coaster where you're in a mine cart in Moria, with the Balrog in pursuit (Think Everest in Animal Kingdom with the Yeti, but modern 3D effects like Gringotts at Harry Potter.)
- A tranquil boat ride through Lake Town, then all hell breaks loose and Smaug attacks and burns the city down. (Think Pirates of the Caribbean, but with modern fire and 3D effects.)
For food:
- A full recreation of Hobbiton, with Hobbit holes where you can relax and eat some Hobbit snacks, and a fully stocked Green Dragon pub.
- The main hall of Edoras fully recreated as a cafe, with medieval style food (roast chicken, etc.)
Special shoutout to TCTTS -- I know he'll particularly enjoy this post.
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Dude… great ideas.
Rohan rides against the army at Gondor. Everyone gets on a "horse" and experiences something different on the field each time post charge.
Interactive VR of Legolas vs Gimle in who has the higher count. Re-enact major battles with different outcomes based on how well you do.
Shut up and take my money.
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