Cool as Ice definitely was in the theaters by the way.

I went rollin in my 5.0 to see it down A1A - Beachfront Avenue

I click on this thread every day to see if one of you internet sleuths has found this flick.

My life is sad.....

I think we should all pitch in, write a script, and then get this movie made so the OP can finally rest easy. It's a straight to DVD movie from the mid-90s. It can't be that hard to make.

Proposition Joe said:

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If it makes you guys feel any better, in my Reddit description despite specifically saying: "One thing I do know is it was action/thriller -- this was NOT a comedy and NOT a horror movie"... the second reply is "Home Alone 3?"

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It's debatable that Home Alone 3 is a comedy, although it certainly could qualify for horror movie.

The Porkchop Express said:

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AustinAg2K said:

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I think we should all pitch in, write a script, and then get this movie made so the OP can finally rest easy. It's a straight to DVD movie from the mid-90s. It can't be that hard to make.

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I am 100% on board with this idea and will waste enormous amounts of time writing it if anyone wants to contribute character names, settings, or dumb lines of dialogue. My only request is that title we choose has a word that normally ends with an 's' instead end with a Z, or have a Z in it where an S normally would be, or be just the worst parody of a Christmas expression ever such as

JIngle Bellz

or

Winter Murderland

or

Slay Bellz Ring

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Let Znow, Let it Znow Let it Znow

Where the lead bad guys are triplet Eastern European brothers with the last name Znow.

Classic kill lines when one of them dies.

<throws one of them off a high place> "Look out be-Znow"

<tricks one into going into a furnace, and then lights him up> starts singing "Winter Wonderland" with the emphasis on the line "Znow is glistening."

<hits one of them at high speed with a car going faster than posted speed limit> "Znow down" you know play on "slow down" and the guy whose name is Znow is down…from being run over at high speed.

Let me know if you need my information for a writing credit.

Proposition Joe said:

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Guys.

I found it.

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WELL??????????

Proposition Joe said:

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So nothing that had any kind of significant star in it.

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While never a box office star, it's not as if Jimmy Smits was a minor character actor or anything. The court finds you guilty of failing to remember a key fact, thus contributing to 4 pages of time wastage of the forum.

An L of an Ag said:

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Jimmy Smits peaked in Demolition Man.

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That's Benjamin Bratt, you racist.

This thread was a wild ride.