*** CIVIL WAR *** (Kirsten Dunst, dir. Alex Garland)

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Rudyjax said:

Who do we root for?




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Leggo My Elko said:

A big budget, original story, political action movie not aimed at an international audience?

What is this the late 90's?
If there's no Harrison Ford cameo I'll be a bit disappointed.
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Drug cartels take over the governments of California and Texas and secede to form a new nation where they can legally build their empires... Either that, or Elon decides he wants to be president and uses his companies in Texas and California to influence politics and create a new nation where he can be elected.

Also, is there any doubt that if Texas and California ever did decide to work together that we would dominate?
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Apache said:

The thread about this film will generate 20+ pages on content on F16.
Giddyup.
Civil War movie thread on F16

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If you would have told people after that upside down spider man kiss that Kirsten Dunst would be married to that guy most people would have laughed in your face.
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I just need know who all is included in this "Florida Alliance." Because if we've looped in all of the hillbillies from GA, AL, TN, and SC, and added them to the FL trash rednecks well hell, I ain't worried about a thing. We got it made in the shade.
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first thought it's a bad reunion of Fargo Season 2 with those headliners and Ron Swanson as president but with Alex Garland directing it's intriguing. Swap in Natalie Portman and Oscar Isaac and it hits better
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Sea Speed said:

If you would have told people after that upside down spider man kiss that Kirsten Dunst would be married to that guy most people would have laughed in your face.

And yet, five years later - in 2007 - they would both go on to commit murders. Spider-Man 3 murdered the franchise, while Landry murdered an actual guy.
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TCTTS said:

Sea Speed said:

If you would have told people after that upside down spider man kiss that Kirsten Dunst would be married to that guy most people would have laughed in your face.

And yet, five years later - in 2007 - they would both go on to commit murders. Spider-Man 3 murdered the franchise, while Landry murdered an actual guy.
Multiple guys within a few years (Creepy Todd).
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Damn Kirsten I didn't know you were holding like that.

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Where have you been the past *checks calendar* 20+ years?
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TCTTS said:

In all seriousness...

A) This looks awesome. A24 + Alex Garland going big-budget IMAX has all the makings of something memorable/audacious at the very least.

B) As a resident of California who's from and still spends a ton of time in Texas, I can assure you the two states have way more in common than those whose perception of California is shaped only via Disneyland and Fox News might think. Both have massive Hispanic populations, both have huge swaths of rural, gun-owning farmers and ranchers, both feature big tech sectors (complete with tech bro culture, at least in Austin), and personally, I've met more people from Texas out here than from any other state. Yes, politically, they couldn't be any farther apart, but outside of the Hollywood bubble, culturally, they honestly don't feel all that different (and heck, even Dallas/Austin can be just as pretentious as Hollywood at times).
They don't call Dallas the home of the $30,000 a year millionaires for nothing.
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Not staring at Kirsten dunst's rack, apparently
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I guess he missed the entire rain scene in Spider-Man
Formerly tv1113
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Sea Speed said:

Damn Kirsten I didn't know you were holding like that.


He looks kind of like Great Value brand Matt Damon.
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In his Breaking Bad days, his nickname was literally "Meth Damon."
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You must be the first one to see the resemblance.

Not the casting director that cast him to play a younger Matt Damon in All the Pretty Horses.

Not people who call him Fat Damon.

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I'll go ahead and say it, I've never thought Kirsten Dunst was that attractive
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G.I.Bro said:

I'll go ahead and say it, I've never thought Kirsten Dunst was that attractive


I agree with you. Probably why I never noticed what she was working with
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TCTTS said:

Where have you been the past *checks calendar* 20+ years?
Wait...Is that the kid from Interview With The Vampire?!
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G.I.Bro said:

I'll go ahead and say it, I've never thought Kirsten Dunst was that attractive

Beautiful in person, and incredibly kind and down-to-earth too. I did a photo shoot with her (and Bryce Dallas Howard) years and years ago, and in all my time working on shoots, she was one of the only celebrities who made it a point to remember my name...



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Kirsten: Hey, you over there.
TCTTS:.......Me?
Kirsten: Yes, you. What's your name?
TCTTS: I am known as *gulp* TCTTS.
Kirsten: Get your ass over to whatever coffee place is close by and get me an iced coffee.
TCTTS: Yes, ma'am.
Kirsten: Thank you, TCTTS. Now hurry your ass up.
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The only thing I had to do "for" her was move her car. We needed to open up one more parking space in a residential driveway, so I asked her for her keys, and once I was behind the wheel I realized it was my first time ever driving a Prius. Luckily her agent was walking by and showed me how to get it out of park.
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That's hilarious
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TCTTS said:

The only thing I had to do "for" her was move her car. We needed to open up one more parking space in a residential driveway, so I asked her for her keys, and once I was behind the wheel I realized it was my first time ever driving a Prius. Luckily her agent was walking by and showed me how to get it out of park.


I had a Prius rental. I don't remember not knowing how to put it in drive. Now, I Turo'd a BMW last month. and couldn't figure how to put it in drive.
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Cautiously optimistic given its A24. But Cali and Texas? That punchline better be good or they're gonna have egg on their face!
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javajaws said:

Cautiously optimistic given its A24. But Cali and Texas? That punchline better be good or they're gonna have egg on their face!
If you think about it, we're 2 of the 3 states that could really operate as our own countries.
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What's the third? Florida?
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Zeke1995 said:

What's the third? Florida?


New York
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AustinAg2K said:


Also, is there any doubt that if Texas and California ever did decide to work together that we would dominate?


As a Texan that is living in CA like TCTTS, I feel safe in saying that we would wipe the floor with the other side of this movie's civil war.

Is it wipe the floor of or wipe the floor with? Either way, y'all get my point.
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I'm pretty sure they threw Texas and California together just to get the hype and the whole movie is probably going to be the feds vs a bunch of sovereign citizen mountain man types.
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Chipotlemonger said:




Is it wipe the floor of or wipe the floor with? Either way, y'all get my point.
With. Like a mop.
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Chipotlemonger said:

AustinAg2K said:


Also, is there any doubt that if Texas and California ever did decide to work together that we would dominate?


As a Texan that is living in CA like TCTTS, I feel safe in saying that we would wipe the floor with the other side of this movie's civil war.

Is it wipe the floor of or wipe the floor with? Either way, y'all get my point.
Florida would be the only state I would worry about. It wouldn't shock me if Florida created an army of allegators with lasers on their head or something.
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The dude with the ghillied rifle in the trailer has blue and pink fingernail polish reminiscent of the trans flag. Not sure if a clue or a troll.
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As long as they can shoot, I want them on my side.
 
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