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I was jamming out to Prince when I was in kindergarten. I may not have known what Little Red Corvette and Computer Blue was really about, but I loved those songs. Little girls listening to Taylor Swift will be fine.
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Gigem314 said:

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The fact that you find it cringe is hilarious.
What's hilarious are defensive responses like this. Wasn't about you. Maybe just learn to…shake it off. Not everyone sees the world the same way you do.
Why you gotta be so mean?
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Good point and well played sir.

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Anyone who thinks they are burnishing their own music credentials by putting down Rick Beato is showing their ignorance.

The guy is one of the most respected music analysts out there with a giant reach. He knows his stuff and people in the industry know it. There's a reason the big names all agree to be interviewed by him.

And yes, he is critical of a lot of today's music for lacking creativity and being overly formulaic. He thinks today's artists -- with their army of cowriters and laptop production -- can do better.

That was really his only point about Taylor Swift.

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TCTTS said:

It feels like there's a virus going around this board, causing certain posters lose their minds, in the weirdest ways, across multiple threads now. More than usual, at least. If so, watching a grown ass man go out of his way - going on three weeks now - to criticize anyone who doesn't fully love the new Taylor Swift album, has to be the most bizarre symptom yet.


I got the Covid-19 vaccine with booster shots. So, I don't have said virus.
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I'm pretty sure I can post on a thread I created.
Oh we know you need to post 40 times a day.

Telling people what they can and cannot post.

Creating new threads when what you don't like is being posted.

And you want to try to pretend that you are a functional "therapist".
GumboGuy
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The state of Texas would say that my license is valid.

You can ask the recently housed homeless Veterans I work with if I'm "pretending". Or the patients in my mental health hospital.

Or what about all the charity raffles I run on TexAgs on the food and spirits board where I utilize bourbon to help out The Blue Skies Foundation, brain cancer research, Bluebonnet Trails Community Services for low income folks seeking mental health services. All that requires a lot of posting.

This is an internet message board, which tend to be funny at times and quarrelsome at times.

If you are feeling some type of away against me than hopefully we can talk things out one day.
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Another Doug said:

I didn't listen to it, for some reason I just assumed based on the title "I thought the Spotify top 10 couldn't get any worse" would be just him ****ting on popular music.


Hell yea, entertainment board tradition. Blasting something without having any idea what is in it.
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Aggie Therapist said:

The state of Texas would say that my license is valid.

You can ask the recently housed homeless Veterans I work with if I'm "pretending". Or the patients in my mental health hospital.

Or what about all the charity raffles I run on TexAgs on the food and spirits board where I utilize bourbon to help out The Blue Skies Foundation, brain cancer research, Bluebonnet Trails Community Services for low income folks seeking mental health services. All that requires a lot of posting.

This is an internet message board, which tend to be funny at times and quarrelsome at times.

If you are feeling some type away against me than hopefully we can talk things out one day.
"Type of way".
GumboGuy
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As an Infantryman……I no smart
Another Doug
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Never heard of the dude. But complaining about unoriginal popular music has been low hanging fruit of music critics forever. Popular music that is popular means it gets the job done. Only time will tell if it is memorable.

And there are a million different artists out there taking chances and making original music it's just the masses don't care.
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Sea Speed said:

Another Doug said:

I didn't listen to it, for some reason I just assumed based on the title "I thought the Spotify top 10 couldn't get any worse" would be just him ****ting on popular music.


Hell yea, entertainment board tradition. Blasting something without having any idea what is in it.


Better than watching click bait title YouTubers that have figured out your algorithm
20ag07
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The state of Texas would say that my license is valid.
"Licensed" and "functional" are literally not the same thing.

But keep on posting 40 times a day, telling people that they cannot critique Taylor Swift.
GumboGuy
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What can I say.

I'm a certified Swiftie.


TCTTS
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Certifiable is more like it.
Another Doug
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TCTTS said:

Certifiable is more like it.



Thoughts about this non hyped/undermarketed album causing such a EB **** show?
Bruce Almighty
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An adult male should never refer to himself as a Swiftie.
Another Doug
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Bruce Almighty said:

An adult male should never refer to himself as a Swiftie.


We don't fandom shame here.
GumboGuy
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I just did.

Pop singer, my exact age.

What's the issue.

Edit: I'm a field grade Infantry Officer too.

TCTTS
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Another Doug said:

TCTTS said:

Certifiable is more like it.



Thoughts about this non hyped/undermarketed album causing such a EB **** show?


This is the second time now you've falsely accused me of saying this album "didn't have any hype or promotion behind it" or that it was "non hyped."

When, in reality, what I actually said was that it didn't feel like it had been marketed as hard as some of her past albums. Not that it didn't have any marketing behind it. Of course it marketing behind it, and tons of it. This campaign simply didn't feel quite as big as, say, the campaigns for Reputation or Lover.

Which is a crucial distinction.

To answer your question, though, if this board wasn't populated by a handful of overreacting weirdos trying to play lame-ass gotcha games, there would have been no sh*t show whatsoever.
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Then stop being an overreacting weirdo!
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Another Doug said:

Bruce Almighty said:

An adult male should never refer to himself as a Swiftie.


We don't fandom shame here.


You must be new to TexAgs
Another Doug
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TCTTS said:

Another Doug said:

TCTTS said:

Certifiable is more like it.



Thoughts about this non hyped/undermarketed album causing such a EB **** show?


This is the second time now you've falsely accused me saying this album "didn't have any hype or promotion behind it" or that it was "non hyped."

When, in reality, what I actually said was that it didn't feel like it had been marketed as hard as some of her past albums. Not that it didn't have any marketing behind it. Of course it marketing behind it. This campaign simply didn't feel quite as big as, say, Reputation or Lover.

Which is a crucial distinction.

To answer your question, though, if this board wasn't populated by a handful of overreacting weirdos, there would have been no sh*t show whatsoever.



TCTTS: "Go away wannabe overreacting weirdos, the position is filled"
GumboGuy
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Saw Powerman 5000 in Austin last year and Metallica in Arlington in August. Eras Movie in November and now Blink-182 in June.

I love all music.
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Then stop being an overreacting weirdo!
Says the overreacting weirdo, that couldn't handle any critique, so he had to create another thread where no critiquing was allowed. But then kept coming back here to snap back at any critique.

Jesus.
Sea Speed
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Power man 5000 barely passes for music.
TCTTS
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Is "I know you are but what am I?" really the best you and Therapist can do?

I was beginning to wonder, but at this point I'm convinced your respective children have hijacked your accounts.

It's really the only explanation left.
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I'm am consistently one of your biggest defenders here, I use "overreacting weirdo" as a term of endearment.

The album is a massive success and all this "well actually" it isn't good is just a fools errand. It's popular music that will make her another billion dollars and sometimes you just have to accept the "50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong" factor.

For the record, 99% of the crap I listen to is pre-2000 and I consider the 70s the best decade for all music genres (except rap)
GumboGuy
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Sea Speed said:

Power man 5000 barely passes for music.


Dude I didn't even know they were still together.

My old man wanted to go check them out
EclipseAg
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Another Doug said:

Never heard of the dude. But complaining about unoriginal popular music has been low hanging fruit of music critics forever. Popular music that is popular means it gets the job done. Only time will tell if it is memorable.

And there are a million different artists out there taking chances and making original music it's just the masses don't care.
There are a dozen threads or more on this board alone that discuss his song analysis, including this one from just last week.

And he's not a critic. He analyzes what makes songs unique, and breaks down their components. And he does deep dives into well-known songs with the artists who created them.

His infrequent critiques of Spotify's Top 10 are designed to demonstrate that artists today play it safe too often in terms of chord progressions, melodies, production and you know, the other important parts of music.

This has nothing to do with Taylor Swift. It's silly to **** on Rick Beato because he didn't fawn all over her one of her songs.
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Beato's onto Swift because he actually understands music on a fundamental level. What she produces isn't bad by any stretch of the imagination, but it also isn't worthy of the attention or praise it gets. It scratches an itch perfectly for mostly 12-35 year old women who don't appreciate good music. Beato reacting to Swift is similar to watching Gordon Ramsay eat Fazoli's. Just because they recognize it is generic and bland doesn't mean the target audience would -- that's the point of a lot of pop music.
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What's Beato's thoughts of Metallica Albums after And Justice For All?
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Not sure I've seen that specifically, why?
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Cliff.Booth said:

Not sure I've seen that specifically, why?


Because everything after that album blows goats
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I feel like Metallica's 1980s arrangements were so much more complex. For being that young, their acoustic work and melodies were iconic….to this day.

Insert Bob Rock and a flashy black album, I feel like they were never the same. Load and beyond were not the same. I did enjoy a song or two from each album after. But the first four albums were AMAZING.
 
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