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I think that _________ is the stupidest movie I've ever seen.

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Same for me for people that like Donnie Darko.
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agcraigb said:

I forgot.... Annihilation, Contact.

A bunch of Netflix B-flicks that I can't remember titles of that I literally said title of this thread out loud at the end of the movie.


Might be the first time I've seen Contact on a thread like this before. What made you not like it so much?
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And speaking of Contact - how about Battleship? Got to be the stupidest movie I'll watch at least once a year lol
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One that comes to mind is Roadtrip. I felt dumber having watched that. I get that it was going for dumb, but to me it felt like...dumb in a way they didn't even mean.

Can't believe some of yall are dogging that hard on Donnie Darko. Can get why it isn't everyone's cup of tea, but at a minimum it's an interesting movie with a cool soundtrack. Some of the writing is hilarious. I still tell people that I question their commitment to Sparkle Motion.
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Moonfall is in the discussion for the dumbest thing I've ever seen. That being said, I still recommend it because it's so ludicrously over the top ridiculous that you can't help but have fun.

From Rotten Tomatoes: In Moonfall, a mysterious force knocks the Moon from its orbit around Earth and sends it hurtling on a collision course with life as we know it. With mere weeks before impact and the world on the brink of annihilation, NASA executive and former astronaut Jo Fowler (Academy Award winner Halle Berry) is convinced she has the key to saving us all -- but only one astronaut from her past, Brian Harper (Patrick Wilson, "Midway") and a conspiracy theorist K.C. Houseman (John Bradley, "Game of Thrones") believe her. These unlikely heroes will mount an impossible last-ditch mission into space, leaving behind everyone they love, only to find out that our Moon is not what we think it is.
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Bruce Almighty said:

Has this thread just turned into "movies I think are stupid that other people like"? There's no way people actually think that some of these movies listed are the most stupid ever.
I think it's some combination of trolling, people misunderstanding "I didn't like this" for "this movie is dumb", or people mistaking "I didn't understand this movie" for "this movie is dumb"
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ElephantRider said:

If it weren't for the CGI, Avatar would be universally considered the worst movie ever. I will die on this hill. The plot, dialogue, and acting are abysmal.
Exactly it is visually stunning but take that away and you get a steaming pile of crap. I put Gravity in this same bucket visually stunning but nothing else.
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How has Howard the Duck not made this list yet.
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bluefire579 said:

Bruce Almighty said:

Has this thread just turned into "movies I think are stupid that other people like"? There's no way people actually think that some of these movies listed are the most stupid ever.
I think it's some combination of trolling, people misunderstanding "I didn't like this" for "this movie is dumb", or people mistaking "I didn't understand this movie" for "this movie is dumb"


Trolling is abundant on this thread.

Like saying your opinion would be shared universally for the highest grossing movie of all time.
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javajaws said:

agcraigb said:

I forgot.... Annihilation, Contact.

A bunch of Netflix B-flicks that I can't remember titles of that I literally said title of this thread out loud at the end of the movie.


Might be the first time I've seen Contact on a thread like this before. What made you not like it so much?

Waited 2 hours to see the alien and it's her *******ed father
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DrEvazanPhD said:

javajaws said:

agcraigb said:

I forgot.... Annihilation, Contact.

A bunch of Netflix B-flicks that I can't remember titles of that I literally said title of this thread out loud at the end of the movie.


Might be the first time I've seen Contact on a thread like this before. What made you not like it so much?

Waited 2 hours to see the alien and it's her *******ed father
Here's a hint for you. It's not her father.
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DrEvazanPhD said:

javajaws said:

agcraigb said:

I forgot.... Annihilation, Contact.

A bunch of Netflix B-flicks that I can't remember titles of that I literally said title of this thread out loud at the end of the movie.


Might be the first time I've seen Contact on a thread like this before. What made you not like it so much?

Waited 2 hours to see the alien and it's her *******ed father
If you think this, then you didn't get it.
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Full disclosure: I was not under the influence of any mind altering substances so maybe that was the missing ingredient.
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Max Power said:

Moonfall is in the discussion for the dumbest thing I've ever seen. That being said, I still recommend it because it's so ludicrously over the top ridiculous that you can't help but have fun.

From Rotten Tomatoes: In Moonfall, a mysterious force knocks the Moon from its orbit around Earth and sends it hurtling on a collision course with life as we know it. With mere weeks before impact and the world on the brink of annihilation, NASA executive and former astronaut Jo Fowler (Academy Award winner Halle Berry) is convinced she has the key to saving us all -- but only one astronaut from her past, Brian Harper (Patrick Wilson, "Midway") and a conspiracy theorist K.C. Houseman (John Bradley, "Game of Thrones") believe her. These unlikely heroes will mount an impossible last-ditch mission into space, leaving behind everyone they love, only to find out that our Moon is not what we think it is.
I put this one in the same category as Battleship. Extremely "stupid" - like who even comes up with this stuff stupid? But heck if it isn't a fun watch. This one in particular will always hold a soft spot for me because when you crank it up with a couple of 15" subwoofers and Atmos surround...you forget all about the silly plot and just enjoy it for what it is.
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I might get a bunch of **** for saying James Cameron is a bad storyteller (and maybe rightly so) but an objectively MUCH worse opinion is that Contact is the stupidest movie anyone ever saw.
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Well in full disclosure I was a teenager at the time and if I remember correctly there was a lot of "alien" movies that came out at that time. Event Horizon (hell yeah), Sphere, Independence Day come to mind. So I was probably let down that the alien punked out and took form of her dad. It's probably a good movie, that's just one that came to mind. I had an expectation I guess and it fell short at the time.

Didn't southpark do a spoof on contact, lol.
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like every other thread of this kind on the entertainment board?

some folks always have to have a hot take.

"The Godfather sucked man...there I said it"
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Event Horizon. Terrifying.
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javajaws said:

And speaking of Contact - how about Battleship? Got to be the stupidest movie I'll watch at least once a year lol
Wait, how does speaking of Contact correlate to Battleship?

That's like saying, "Speaking of The Godfather -- how about Corky Romano?"
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HtownAg92 said:

javajaws said:

And speaking of Contact - how about Battleship? Got to be the stupidest movie I'll watch at least once a year lol
Wait, how does speaking of Contact correlate to Battleship?

That's like saying, "Speaking of The Godfather -- how about Corky Romano?"

Well, both are about first contact - but also this scene from Battleship sticks in my mind (told you I watch it every year lol):


Quote:

A penalty kick has been awarded to the United States. Nagata made contact with Hopper inside the box.

And by "contact," you mean Nagata kicked him in the face."
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Personally I think Interstellar is a much better movie than Jason X.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Personally I think Interstellar is a much better movie than Jason X.
Glad to read this. Otherwise your judgment was going to have to be called out over everything you've ever or ever will post.
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I will not stand for Contact slander of any sort...

https://texags.com/forums/13/topics/3299792
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

bluefire579 said:

Bruce Almighty said:

Has this thread just turned into "movies I think are stupid that other people like"? There's no way people actually think that some of these movies listed are the most stupid ever.
I think it's some combination of trolling, people misunderstanding "I didn't like this" for "this movie is dumb", or people mistaking "I didn't understand this movie" for "this movie is dumb"


Trolling is abundant on this thread.

Like saying your opinion would be shared universally for the highest grossing movie of all time.
I would argue that Avatar is much like Star Wars. Nothing like it had ever come before and drove ticket sales. Both are pop corn flicks that were technically amazing for their time. Ticket sales do not mean the movies are amazing just that people wanted to see them for what they were. I saw avatar first on DVD without the "Cinema" wow factor it was just Ok. I know many people will defend Avatar just like Star Wars but nether anything more than a summer pop corn movie.
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javajaws said:

Max Power said:

Moonfall is in the discussion for the dumbest thing I've ever seen. That being said, I still recommend it because it's so ludicrously over the top ridiculous that you can't help but have fun.

From Rotten Tomatoes: In Moonfall, a mysterious force knocks the Moon from its orbit around Earth and sends it hurtling on a collision course with life as we know it. With mere weeks before impact and the world on the brink of annihilation, NASA executive and former astronaut Jo Fowler (Academy Award winner Halle Berry) is convinced she has the key to saving us all -- but only one astronaut from her past, Brian Harper (Patrick Wilson, "Midway") and a conspiracy theorist K.C. Houseman (John Bradley, "Game of Thrones") believe her. These unlikely heroes will mount an impossible last-ditch mission into space, leaving behind everyone they love, only to find out that our Moon is not what we think it is.
I put this one in the same category as Battleship. Extremely "stupid" - like who even comes up with this stuff stupid? But heck if it isn't a fun watch. This one in particular will always hold a soft spot for me because when you crank it up with a couple of 15" subwoofers and Atmos surround...you forget all about the silly plot and just enjoy it for what it is.
I'm a sucker for all the ridiculous end of the world movies, easily my favorite guilty pleasure film genre. Maybe it's not a guilty pleasure though, I think everyone should enjoy silly stuff like this. Each minute keeps trying to out-crazy the previous one. Films like these know exactly what they are and lean into it, which is far preferable to movies that think they're smarter than they are.
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Yeah, but there's a vast difference between what you're saying, and saying it would be universally seen as the worst movie ever.
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More in line with the spirit of the OP, it has to be Epic Movie.

It was by far the worst of that era of parody films. None of the jokes worked. I don't remember laughing a single time.
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There was a time when Contact was properly ridiculed as a stupid movie because everyone realized it was terrible. For some reason, it seems to have made a resurgence lately as a respected movie, so I'm glad many of you still realize how terrible it was. It's a perfect addition to this thread.
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TCTTS said:

I will not stand for Contact slander of any sort...

https://texags.com/forums/13/topics/3299792
I'm with you. I loved the movie and will watch it any time is it on. It's a beautiful movie that makes you think. Especially when Palmer starts talking about the pursuit of science with Ellie. There isn't enough movies like this one that are made.
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