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I think that _________ is the stupidest movie I've ever seen.

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Ghost of Andrew Eaton
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Ghost of Andrew Eaton said:

Jack Frost
I don't think many of you appreciate how bad this movie is.
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rednecked said:

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agcraigb said:

I forgot.... Annihilation, Contact.

A bunch of Netflix B-flicks that I can't remember titles of that I literally said title of this thread out loud at the end of the movie.


Might be the first time I've seen Contact on a thread like this before. What made you not like it so much?

Waited 2 hours to see the alien and it's her *******ed father
Here's a hint for you. It's not her father.
Here's another hint... it's a line from south park.

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TXAG 05 said:

StinkyPinky said:

Aquaman
The Mummy


Brendan Fraser or Tom Cruise Mummy?
Fraser
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Hamburger - The Movie - starring Dick Butkus

Special shoutout to the Star Wars sequel trilogy, especially The Last Jedi. They had a gift wrapped setup to make a killing at the box office and be the best trilogy this century and absolutely crapped the bed with it.
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Brian Earl Spilner said:

Yeah, but there's a vast difference between what you're saying, and saying it would be universally seen as the worst movie ever.

I've yet to see a defense of its numerous shortcomings. It's a stupid move that wowed people with special effects
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May have already been said but "Dude, Where's My Car" is definitely high on the list.

I didn't finish reading through the thread because I can't take some of these comments serious. Maybe its an age thing but these takes can't be legit.
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justnobody79 said:

Hamburger - The Movie - starring Dick Butkus

Special shoutout to the Star Wars sequel trilogy, especially The Last Jedi. They had a gift wrapped setup to make a killing at the box office and be the best trilogy this century and absolutely crapped the bed with it.
Oh boy, now you've done it. Hamburger was a classic 80's comedy movie with plenty of nudity, fart jokes and overall greatness.

The drive-thru scene when Butkus is insulting the cops and the eaters club scene alone put this way out of the "worst movie" category.

I still think "Freeway Smokin' Donut Choker" every time I see a motorcycle cop.
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Argyle
You're from down South,
And when you open your mouth,
You always seem to put your foot there.
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Clearly, none of you have seen "H.O.T.S."

I mean, three Playboy Playmates AND Danny Bonaduce and the filmmakers still created a turkey.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.O.T.S.

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DG-Ag said:

Argyle
I agree, I watched it on my flight yesterday and it was terrible
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C@LAg said:

Brian Earl Spilner said:

Like saying your opinion would be shared universally for the highest grossing movie of all time.
Money does not mean quality. just because it made money does not mean it is good.
see:

Kardashians. All of them

or

We are one of the richest football programs in the US, and cannot even win a conference championship.
Except I'm not basing a terrible opinion on the money its made.

The leap from "I don't like this thing" to "This thing would universally be considered the worst thing ever if it wasn't for [x]" is kind of a big one, especially considering people like it enough to have seen the sequel more than any other movie in the past decade not named Avengers.
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This thread got me going down memory lane so I've been watching 2012 this week.

Per RT: Earth's billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist (Chiwetel Ejiofor), world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society. When the global cataclysm finally occurs, failed writer Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) tries to lead his family to safety as the world starts falling apart.

My favorite part might be when a group of the government survivors are learning the magnetic poles are now in different places.
Carl Anheuser: You're telling me that the North Pole is now some where in Wisconsin?
Professor West: Actually, that's the South Pole now.

I mean, this is almost Step Brothers level hilarious.
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Max Power said:

This thread got me going down memory lane so I've been watching 2012 this week.

Per RT: Earth's billions of inhabitants are unaware that the planet has an expiration date. With the warnings of an American scientist (Chiwetel Ejiofor), world leaders begin secret preparations for the survival of select members of society. When the global cataclysm finally occurs, failed writer Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) tries to lead his family to safety as the world starts falling apart.

My favorite part might be when a group of the government survivors are learning the magnetic poles are now in different places.
Carl Anheuser: You're telling me that the North Pole is now some where in Wisconsin?
Professor West: Actually, that's the South Pole now.

I mean, this is almost Step Brothers level hilarious.
Your description reminded me of some utter sheeet movie I watched a while back about the end of days and how bad it was. All I remember was a comically bad performance by Oliver Platt. I mean, this thing was so bad that I didn't remember the name of it. So I just looked it up on IMDB through Platt:

2012
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submitted for your approval, or disapproval as it were:

Pootie Tang

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0258038/?ref_=ls_t_35
Max Power
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It's currently on Netflix, you should watch it. It's too bad to not enjoy it.
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Smokey Bites the Dust
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Anything touched by Kathleen Kennedy
Crow Valley
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Stupidest movie I ever watched, that's easy Napoleon Dynamite. Nothing else is even close.
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Dude Where's My Car.

And I loved it each of the dozen times I've seen it.
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I made it through about 15 minutes of A Night at the Roxbury before getting up and leaving. Will Ferrell is very hit or miss for me and misses more often than not.

Rented The Pest from Hastings back in the day. Watched about 10 minutes of that, stopped, rewound the tape, and drove back to Hastings. I've disliked Leguizamo ever since.
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GrayMatter said:




I love Stupid-Funny movies, but Master of Disguise was just not good. Agreed!
I like many Adam Sandler movies, but have never seen Jack & Jill, and probably never will.
My own personal choice is "Mr. Magoo with Leslie Nielsen" who is in many of my top Stupid-Funny movies.
We watched it at a local dollar movie theater (remember those?) and walked out early on.
It was should have been everything we enjoyed watching with our 2 kids both less than 8, but NO, just no!
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RightWingConspirator said:

I'd say any Adam Sandler movie, and while at it, any movie based on a comic book hero.
What movies are left after that?
Trajan88
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"Dude, Where's My Car"

The scene where they're in the drive-thru ordering Chinese Fooood is epic.

"and then?"


Bruce Almighty
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Batman and Robin is up there. It's definitely the stupidest comic book movie I've seen, slightly more stupid than Catwoman.
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One of the few times I didn't chuckle, chortle, giggle or even grin...
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I've done it. I've found it. This is the stupidest movie I've ever seen.

And I love the **** out of it.
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Also, this movie has the best original sound track of all time.

agenjake
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Slackers
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agracer said:

There's Something About Mary

The yank it before the first date scene and "hair gel" was just stupid.


Dude. Context. In 1998, this was unheard of in a movie.

How old were you in 1998?

Edit. Never mind, don't answer I see where 30% of your posts are and we will never see eye to eye.

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How has this gotten this far without even a wiff of Tom Green's Freddy Got Fingered....

Or for that matter, the Dan Aykroyd classic Celtic Pride
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Gigem314 said:

Hot Tub Time Machine

Blasphemy! Love that movie.
Rudyjax
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That time travel movie on Netflix that Pratt did is pretty ridiculous
TyDog44
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Rudyjax said:

That time travel movie on Netflix that Pratt did is pretty ridiculous
Passengers? It's a true story.
 
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