The US has a living citizen between 360-369 years of age

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According to what Musk found in the SS Database.

Burn it down. The whole department is diseased.



PA24
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Somebody needs to go to jail.....
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Just 84 MILLION OFF...

Only off by 22%, probably within the Gov't range of acceptable.
Scoopen Skwert
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It's her!!
sam callahan
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you should tally up those numbers and compare it to the US Census.

That is even more concerning.
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The US has a living citizen between 360-369 years of age
and the evil fascist unelected dictator Musk is compromising that person's personal information by running analytics on the database.
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Burrus86
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360+ years and voted democrat since Washington first ran for president.
Charpie
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Wasn't this whole date thing attributed to the programing language being in COBALT and the fact that some of the birthdates were blank?
CanyonAg77
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Social security was created 90 years ago. Amazing that there were 270-year-old Americans in 1935
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Sooooo...is this how we got 20M more votes in 2020 than 2024?
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12.4 M people 120 and older. Somebody call Guinness, their records need updating.
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Charpie said:

Wasn't this whole date thing attributed to the programing language being in COBALT and the fact that some of the birthdates were blank?

If the birthdate was blank, it should have been rejected
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That's not the way COBOL works, from what I understand. It allows for blank values like that.I mean, it's COBOL
Psycho Bunny
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"All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within you". Joseph Campbell
LeonardSkinner
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That 247 year old guy has to be thinking, "when is that old sumbeach gonna die already?"
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A 17th century man or woman... probably rubbed elbows w/ Paul Revere, Sam Adams, Ben Franklin, George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock, and Betsy Ross.
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Charpie said:

Wasn't this whole date thing attributed to the programing language being in COBALT and the fact that some of the birthdates were blank?


So there are 390 million records in the SS database with blank fields for birthdate. Also, COBOL doesn't have DATE data type.
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Charpie said:

Wasn't this whole date thing attributed to the programing language being in COBALT and the fact that some of the birthdates were blank?
Something about the default date being 01/01/1800...which would account for 1K out of >12M suspect entries.
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Lets do payouts now with with these numbers for both social security, medicare/medicaid, and any tax refunds.
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I was pretty cool with the Flood story from Genesis. Many other cultures have it as part of their legend. But I never could get behind Methuselah living 800 years or something. I tried to rationalize it saying "well, maybe they calculated years differently."

I come before each of you to acknowledge I was wrong. 360 years? That guy was around at the time of the Great plague of London. 111 years before the founding of the republic.
But I know no matter what the waitress brings
I shall drink it and always be full, yeah I will drink it and always be full
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This certainly shows that the SSN database is complete crap, and needs to be re-written.

But, does it really show fraud?

I would think that there would need to be Xref between this database and the payments database. If money is coming into or out of the treasury for some of these really old numbers, that would prove fraud.

I am sure that there are some really, really old SSN numbers that are being illegally used. This database doesn't really show that.

But, it does show gross incompetence of whoever the database administrator is. Everyone that has ever touched this database from an IT management perspective should be fired unless they can prove that they have complained about it up the chain.

I honestly don't think it is helpful to lie to people about the ramifications of stuff like this. If there were 60 million more SSNs receiving or making payments, I would expect handcuffs tomorrow. This data doesn't seem to show anything but incompetence, so you can't really arrest anyone because of this.
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At this point I'm just assuming everyone in America is getting some sort of kickback. And I'm the only one who got left out.
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Charpie said:

That's not the way COBOL works, from what I understand. It allows for blank values like that.I mean, it's COBOL

I haven't done programming since BASIC, but I'm pretty damn sure you could write a program in any language that rejects a value for being blank.
Aggie95
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Not that I believe he's lying but how/when can this be verified?
Logos Stick
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BusterAg said:

This certainly shows that the SSN database is complete crap, and needs to be re-written.

But, does it really show fraud?

I would think that there would need to be Xref between this database and the payments database. If money is coming into or out of the treasury for some of these really old numbers, that would prove fraud.

I am sure that there are some really, really old SSN numbers that are being illegally used. This database doesn't really show that.

But, it does show gross incompetence of whoever the database administrator is. Everyone that has ever touched this database from an IT management perspective should be fired unless they can prove that they have complained about it up the chain.


I don't believe they have a relational database on the backend.

I say that because Elon responded to someone who was talking about SQL and not having a primary key for SS number. Elon laughed and said, what makes you think they use SQL?
Ellis Wyatt
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Charpie said:

Wasn't this whole date thing attributed to the programing language being in COBALT and the fact that some of the birthdates were blank?
Shouldn't it have been rectified long ago? Why would it take Musk analyzing the data to figure it out? How many fraudulent checks have we been paying out and for how many years?
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Inb4 "security" and "unelected"
Ellis Wyatt
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We know that the Treasury was printing all checks. Where did they go?
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Logos Stick said:

Charpie said:

Wasn't this whole date thing attributed to the programing language being in COBALT and the fact that some of the birthdates were blank?


So there are 390 million records in the SS database with blank fields for birthdate. Also, COBOL doesn't have DATE data type.
Yes COBOL does according to IBM

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Items of COBOL class date-time, include date, time, and timestamp items. These items are declared with the FORMAT clause of a data description entry. For example:
01 group-item.
05 date1 FORMAT DATE "%m/%d/@Y".
05 date2 FORMAT DATE.
05 time1 FORMAT TIME SIZE 8 LOCALE german-locale.
05 time2 FORMAT TIME "%H:%M:%S".
05 time3 FORMAT TIME.
05 timestamp1 FORMAT TIMESTAMP.
https://www.ibm.com/docs/en/i/7.5?topic=items-working-date-time-data-types

infinity ag
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Charpie said:

That's not the way COBOL works, from what I understand. It allows for blank values like that.I mean, it's COBOL

I programmed COBOL back in 1988. The only thing I remember from that is "Working Storage Section".
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Aggie95 said:

Not that I believe he's lying but how/when can this be verified?
Hes putting the info out. I don't really think Elon has time to make **** up. He doesn't actually work for the government, so he has better things to do.
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oh no said:

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The US has a living citizen between 360-369 years of age
and the evil fascist unelected dictator Musk is compromising that person's personal information by running analytics on the database.
"analytics"?

Or some beginner SQL?
Charpie
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CanyonAg77 said:

Charpie said:

That's not the way COBOL works, from what I understand. It allows for blank values like that.I mean, it's COBOL

I haven't done programming since BASIC, but I'm pretty damn sure you could write a program in any language that rejects a value for being blank.
One would think. Or ****, a routine audit, QA, etc.
infinity ag
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On the positive side, it shows how good our healthcare is. So many super-duper centenarians. Which country can boast of 350 year olds??

We are already MAGA.
 
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