Truck hauling eggs wrecks

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Kansas Kid
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This is a really expensive accident. The shortage in Oklahoma will get worse.
You can tell this isn't in LA because the egg crates aren't being run off with by the locals.

My question is why were they carrying these in a semi and not a brinks truck?

https://kfor.com/news/local/semi-truck-carrying-eggs-crashes-on-will-rogers-turnpike/amp/
An L of an Ag
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What an eggspensive accident!
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The start of the world's largest omelette

WaldoWings
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They were having to scramble to get the wreck cleaned up!
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Did the truck turn….over easy?

baumenhammer
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Guys… this is no yolking matter…
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I heard the driver was shell-shocked.
Kansas Kid
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I bet the passing cars got eggcited to see eggs for the first time in weeks.
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Only minor injuries reported so at least there's a sunny side to the story
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Kansas Kid said:

You can tell this isn't in LA because the egg crates aren't being run off with by the locals


So they weren't poached?
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An L of an Ag said:

What an eggspensive accident!


You cracked me up with that one.
Psycho Bunny
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Heard the police were having a deviled of a time picking up the evidence.
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An L of an Ag said:

What an eggspensive accident!


EOT
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A-180
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Trumps fault
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A-180 said:

Trumps fault

No Egg pun.
This really leaves you with egg on your face!


Good this the wreck wasn't on a hollandaise.
Kansas Kid
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I knew I should have posted this on the political humor thread.
BurnetAggie99
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Shouldn't even be driving on the roads like that.
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Some of u should be banned for worse-than-dad jokes
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There is no eggscuse for this!!!!
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Ag92NGranbury said:

Some of u should be banned for worse-than-dad jokes
Heard about a driver totaling his kia

Now the driver has nokia.
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Psycho Bunny said:

Ag92NGranbury said:

Some of u should be banned for worse-than-dad jokes
Heard about a driver totaling his kia

Now the driver has nokia.


Banned!!
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Did the truck roll over easy?
IIIHorn
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So much genius in one place.

Excellent!

Old Sarge
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The truck driver was safe, as he scrambled out of the truck poach-haste.
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Ag92NGranbury said:

Some of u should be banned for worse-than-dad jokes


NSFW warning but a great bit about dad jokes

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it's all ova.
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An L of an Ag said:

What an eggspensive accident!

I'd say this is an eggsistential threat to our economy!
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Driver's brain must be scrambled. What an idiot.
Dr. Mephisto
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I love Texeggs!
CanyonAg77
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I award you all the Pullet Surprise for Literature
Jugstore Cowboy
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I was hoping the article would say how many eggs it was carrying. Just curious how many fit in a semi, if anyone knows.
CanyonAg77
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Username fits
CanyonAg77
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I shouldn't laugh, but I laughed






Side note, given the name on the truck, I'd bet the driver is Sikh. Really a bunch of Sikh truck drivers on I-40 these days
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Jugstore Cowboy said:

I was hoping the article would say how many eggs it was carrying. Just curious how many fit in a semi, if anyone knows.
I'm to poached to scramble up a thought.
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Not meaning to derail, but I have this...

Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
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