Dungeon Crawler Carl said:
I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.......We found this taped to our 8-year-old son Jasper’s door this morning. He is devastated by Trump’s actions so he skipped school today and is refusing to eat or go to his voice lesson tonight. Trump is literally destroying our son’s future. #RestoreTheWhiteHouse #BallroomBlues pic.twitter.com/SphdJXbQIe
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🥥Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) October 21, 2025
Thanks for clarifying that. I was thinking little Jasper had some pretty advanced political knowledge for an 8-year-old.